Are You Smarter than a Rookie? (MPC 66B) [Completed]
Sept 5, 2019 12:17:46 GMT
Post by Yuko Himura on Sept 5, 2019 12:17:46 GMT
MPC Name: How About A Little Game (Show)
MPC Number: 66B
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MPC Number: 66B
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“Welcome to another brain-tastic episode of ‘Are You Smarter than a Rookie?’ With your host… Braimon!”
The live studio audience applauds the quirky game show host, who takes center stage; A small, devil-like Digimon covered in black, mangy fur. Its namesake, an enormous brain, is contained within a glass bubble that it’s somehow able to balance on its head, despite it being three times its body size.
“Knowledge is POWAAAAAHH!!!” Braimon proclaims at the top of its tiny lungs, prompting a pair of big, extremely muscular arms to sprout from each side of its oversized brain, flexing for the audience, who erupt in wild cheers.
“Our contestants for this brainiac evening are… First up, Fugamon!” A spotlight is cast over the first contestant’s stylized podium; An ugly, mutant Digimon who bears a striking resemblance to an Oni, or a Japanese demon.
With brownish-red skin, bulging muscles and a tiger-striped loincloth to cover its dignity, it raises its large bone club in the air and lets out a roaring battle cry from its gaping mouth filled with sharp teeth. “BOOOOONE!!!”
“Next up, you might remember him… Blue Meramon!” The second spotlight to open reveals a tall, imposing humanoid whose entire body is shrouded in icy blue flames.
Said flames burn hotter when its name is announced, opening its baleful, yellow eyes and loudly proclaiming. “BLUUUEE!!!”
“A fan favorite from previous episodes… Citramon!” The third contestant is revealed to be… a giant orange with arms and legs, fiery red hair and eyebrows, and a pair of red shades. It might have looked like an orange, but it definitely did not look like part of a healthy, balanced breakfast.
For his introduction, Citramon flexed its surprisingly developed muscles (considering that, again, it was an orange) and shouted its own catchphrase proudly. “FIIIIITNEEESSS!!!”
“Last, and most certainly least, we have our Rookie for the night… Dracmon… accompanied by his smelly homo sapiens partner, Yuka Kimura.” Braimon announces the last contestant with far less fanfare than the others, even frowning in disgust as he seemingly spells the human’s name wrong on purpose.
Thus, the fourth and final spotlight revealed Yuko and her partner Digimon, Dracmon, sharing a podium together. The live studio audience unanimously booed the pair, despite having cheered for every contestant that had been previously introduced. There was obviously a lot of bias there, and Yuko couldn’t say that she appreciated it. “I can’t say that I appreciate all this bias here!”
“Live crowds can be pretty brutal, can’t they? Guess that makes us the underdogs, eh?” Dracmon whispered to the girl, smiling his signature big smile.
“I don’t get this. Thing is… this kind of show exists in our world too, but it’s the adults who are the underdogs there. What’s the point of proving that you’re ‘Smarter than a Rookie’ if the Rookie’s at a disadvantage to begin with?” The human girl asked, while making air quotes with her fingers.
“Heheh. That’s the Digital World for ya!” The petit vampire nonchalantly replied with a small chuckle. “In your world, children are to be protected, but here weaker Digimon are always at the mercy of stronger ones, even in non-violent competitions such as this.”
“Why do I feel like this is supposed to be some kind of social commentary?” The Japanese delinquent sighed in resignation, weighing in their options. “So, basically this is just an excuse for the Champion-level Digimon to flex on us… literally in some cases! Why did I let you drag me into this?”
“Come on, it’ll be fun! You’ll see!” The self-proclaimed ‘Demon King of the Digital World’ jovially said. While Yuko wasn’t sure where he got all that positivity from, but she supposed that his confidence might have been a good sign of things to come. Then again, Dracmon did have the tendency to talk big without backing up his words.
The live studio audience applauds the quirky game show host, who takes center stage; A small, devil-like Digimon covered in black, mangy fur. Its namesake, an enormous brain, is contained within a glass bubble that it’s somehow able to balance on its head, despite it being three times its body size.
“Knowledge is POWAAAAAHH!!!” Braimon proclaims at the top of its tiny lungs, prompting a pair of big, extremely muscular arms to sprout from each side of its oversized brain, flexing for the audience, who erupt in wild cheers.
“Our contestants for this brainiac evening are… First up, Fugamon!” A spotlight is cast over the first contestant’s stylized podium; An ugly, mutant Digimon who bears a striking resemblance to an Oni, or a Japanese demon.
With brownish-red skin, bulging muscles and a tiger-striped loincloth to cover its dignity, it raises its large bone club in the air and lets out a roaring battle cry from its gaping mouth filled with sharp teeth. “BOOOOONE!!!”
“Next up, you might remember him… Blue Meramon!” The second spotlight to open reveals a tall, imposing humanoid whose entire body is shrouded in icy blue flames.
Said flames burn hotter when its name is announced, opening its baleful, yellow eyes and loudly proclaiming. “BLUUUEE!!!”
“A fan favorite from previous episodes… Citramon!” The third contestant is revealed to be… a giant orange with arms and legs, fiery red hair and eyebrows, and a pair of red shades. It might have looked like an orange, but it definitely did not look like part of a healthy, balanced breakfast.
For his introduction, Citramon flexed its surprisingly developed muscles (considering that, again, it was an orange) and shouted its own catchphrase proudly. “FIIIIITNEEESSS!!!”
“Last, and most certainly least, we have our Rookie for the night… Dracmon… accompanied by his smelly homo sapiens partner, Yuka Kimura.” Braimon announces the last contestant with far less fanfare than the others, even frowning in disgust as he seemingly spells the human’s name wrong on purpose.
Thus, the fourth and final spotlight revealed Yuko and her partner Digimon, Dracmon, sharing a podium together. The live studio audience unanimously booed the pair, despite having cheered for every contestant that had been previously introduced. There was obviously a lot of bias there, and Yuko couldn’t say that she appreciated it. “I can’t say that I appreciate all this bias here!”
“Live crowds can be pretty brutal, can’t they? Guess that makes us the underdogs, eh?” Dracmon whispered to the girl, smiling his signature big smile.
“I don’t get this. Thing is… this kind of show exists in our world too, but it’s the adults who are the underdogs there. What’s the point of proving that you’re ‘Smarter than a Rookie’ if the Rookie’s at a disadvantage to begin with?” The human girl asked, while making air quotes with her fingers.
“Heheh. That’s the Digital World for ya!” The petit vampire nonchalantly replied with a small chuckle. “In your world, children are to be protected, but here weaker Digimon are always at the mercy of stronger ones, even in non-violent competitions such as this.”
“Why do I feel like this is supposed to be some kind of social commentary?” The Japanese delinquent sighed in resignation, weighing in their options. “So, basically this is just an excuse for the Champion-level Digimon to flex on us… literally in some cases! Why did I let you drag me into this?”
“Come on, it’ll be fun! You’ll see!” The self-proclaimed ‘Demon King of the Digital World’ jovially said. While Yuko wasn’t sure where he got all that positivity from, but she supposed that his confidence might have been a good sign of things to come. Then again, Dracmon did have the tendency to talk big without backing up his words.
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