MPC 66B Dark Fortress Squares
Sept 11, 2019 4:34:34 GMT
Post by Dante on Sept 11, 2019 4:34:34 GMT
Along the dark ridge next to a river of lava rests 9 large stone blocks stacked three high. The gothic style Dark Fortress overlooks a stage set up for some kind of game show featuring a menagerie of wacky characters. A young woman with glasses and long brown hair wearing a stylish black and white dress speaks loudly into a microphone.
"Good evening, monsters and troglodytes! Welcome to Dark Fortress Squares. Our two contestants will be competing in the most dangerous game besides monopoly, Tic tac toe. Our first contestant brings a tear of joy to this desolate wasteland. The cutest girl on two legs, give it up for Annie!"
A girl with dark hair wearing a purple and black schoolgirl outfit smiles and waves her hands around in excitement.
"Hi everyone. Thank you for playing this game with me."
"And in the other corner, he's green, he's loud, he can eat an entire truckload of cheeseburgers without so much as touching a napkin. Please boo Wormmon, the king of the worms!"
Wormmon crawls up a podium and flexes for the crowd of bored minions paid to attend the show.
"That's Worm King to you, slut! All hail the glorious bug!"
Annie bows to Wormmon and smiles.
"Good luck to you, Wormmon."
"Spare me from the loser talk. I'm going to send you home crying!"
"Alright, settle down, buster. Let me introduce our squares. On the top row from left to right, we have Ravenna, Rob, and Sal!"
"What am I even doing here? I'm not part of this social circle. BWAHRK!"
"Wassup, Sherry? Glad to be here with y'all fine ladies."
"Shut your mouth you pig, before I rip off your junk and stuff it down your throat!"
"I see not much has changed with you, Sal. Still got that temper."
"I can be other things, too. I'm not just the crazy girl who is mad all the time. I can, uh, read music, and speak French."
"Moving on. In the middle row, we have Kiyoko, Dante, and Piddomon."
*BURP!* *Scratches self* "Uh, greetings."
"Great, Kiyoko is drunk again. What happened to the super serious warrior priestess?"
"You showed up in my life Dante, and destroyed all faith I ever had in the human race."
"Dante's never been good with women. Who needs them? Us dudes can hang out together. We can have tea parties and try on pretty dresses."
"Can we kill Piddomon off next?"
"Next time, Dante. On the bottom row, we have Seadramon, Cassius, and Shirou."
"Sssshhhaaaaarwaargh! Thanksss for having me, Sherry. You look scrumptious!"
"Ya, hey. It's me, Cassius. Master thief, master of love. Oh, and Dante sucks."
"Well well well, it has come to this, a game show. Pitiful. Your attempts to entertain this young girl are sad and pathetic."
"Whoah. Sounds like something is upsetting you, Shirou."
"Life upsets me. Believe me, I want nothing to do with you people, but I have to get in one hour of human contact a week or I start thinking of ways to kill everyone, so here I am."
"Alright. Wormmon is shortest, so he goes first. The rules are-"
"I know the rules, stupid! Question, answer, tic tac toe, got it."
"Okay, then. Select your square."
"Hmm, I choose Ravenna, because she is in a corner and she has big breasts."
"Good thinking going for the corner, little buddy."
"Shut up, Dante! I'm still mad at you for eating all of the ice cream."
"Ravenna, if underwear is on sale at 3 pairs for 10 Wormbucks, how much does one pair cost?"
"Let's see, damn, I hate math."
"A math question? You should have saved it for me."
"Quit your whining, Dante! 9 divided by 3 is 3, leaving one dollar left. $3.33 for a pair of panties."
"There's a sale on underwear?!"
"That's a good deal."
"Hmm, 3.33 wormbucks sounds right, that is if all this talk about underwear hasn't caused my magnificent bug brain to drift off and start thinking about half naked ladies playing volleyball on a beach with whipped cream and cheetoes…"
"Wormmon! Focus."
"I agree, Sherry."
*Sherry imitates buzzer.* "Wrong! The square goes to Annie. It's actually 3 wormbucks and 33 cents, but you forgot the .333 repeating. There's a whole penny you didn't account for. Ravenna, you deserve to fail at math."
"But that's ridiculous! You're telling me I was supposed to mention the repeating three?"
"This is so BS! Fractions can smoke a banana."
"Next question..."
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Continued...
"Good evening, monsters and troglodytes! Welcome to Dark Fortress Squares. Our two contestants will be competing in the most dangerous game besides monopoly, Tic tac toe. Our first contestant brings a tear of joy to this desolate wasteland. The cutest girl on two legs, give it up for Annie!"
A girl with dark hair wearing a purple and black schoolgirl outfit smiles and waves her hands around in excitement.
"Hi everyone. Thank you for playing this game with me."
"And in the other corner, he's green, he's loud, he can eat an entire truckload of cheeseburgers without so much as touching a napkin. Please boo Wormmon, the king of the worms!"
Wormmon crawls up a podium and flexes for the crowd of bored minions paid to attend the show.
"That's Worm King to you, slut! All hail the glorious bug!"
Annie bows to Wormmon and smiles.
"Good luck to you, Wormmon."
"Spare me from the loser talk. I'm going to send you home crying!"
"Alright, settle down, buster. Let me introduce our squares. On the top row from left to right, we have Ravenna, Rob, and Sal!"
"What am I even doing here? I'm not part of this social circle. BWAHRK!"
"Wassup, Sherry? Glad to be here with y'all fine ladies."
"Shut your mouth you pig, before I rip off your junk and stuff it down your throat!"
"I see not much has changed with you, Sal. Still got that temper."
"I can be other things, too. I'm not just the crazy girl who is mad all the time. I can, uh, read music, and speak French."
"Moving on. In the middle row, we have Kiyoko, Dante, and Piddomon."
*BURP!* *Scratches self* "Uh, greetings."
"Great, Kiyoko is drunk again. What happened to the super serious warrior priestess?"
"You showed up in my life Dante, and destroyed all faith I ever had in the human race."
"Dante's never been good with women. Who needs them? Us dudes can hang out together. We can have tea parties and try on pretty dresses."
"Can we kill Piddomon off next?"
"Next time, Dante. On the bottom row, we have Seadramon, Cassius, and Shirou."
"Sssshhhaaaaarwaargh! Thanksss for having me, Sherry. You look scrumptious!"
"Ya, hey. It's me, Cassius. Master thief, master of love. Oh, and Dante sucks."
"Well well well, it has come to this, a game show. Pitiful. Your attempts to entertain this young girl are sad and pathetic."
"Whoah. Sounds like something is upsetting you, Shirou."
"Life upsets me. Believe me, I want nothing to do with you people, but I have to get in one hour of human contact a week or I start thinking of ways to kill everyone, so here I am."
"Alright. Wormmon is shortest, so he goes first. The rules are-"
"I know the rules, stupid! Question, answer, tic tac toe, got it."
"Okay, then. Select your square."
"Hmm, I choose Ravenna, because she is in a corner and she has big breasts."
"Good thinking going for the corner, little buddy."
"Shut up, Dante! I'm still mad at you for eating all of the ice cream."
"Ravenna, if underwear is on sale at 3 pairs for 10 Wormbucks, how much does one pair cost?"
"Let's see, damn, I hate math."
"A math question? You should have saved it for me."
"Quit your whining, Dante! 9 divided by 3 is 3, leaving one dollar left. $3.33 for a pair of panties."
"There's a sale on underwear?!"
"That's a good deal."
"Hmm, 3.33 wormbucks sounds right, that is if all this talk about underwear hasn't caused my magnificent bug brain to drift off and start thinking about half naked ladies playing volleyball on a beach with whipped cream and cheetoes…"
"Wormmon! Focus."
"I agree, Sherry."
*Sherry imitates buzzer.* "Wrong! The square goes to Annie. It's actually 3 wormbucks and 33 cents, but you forgot the .333 repeating. There's a whole penny you didn't account for. Ravenna, you deserve to fail at math."
"But that's ridiculous! You're telling me I was supposed to mention the repeating three?"
"This is so BS! Fractions can smoke a banana."
"Next question..."
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Continued...
