MPC 68A: Dante's Trip, Undead and Undressed
Nov 20, 2019 7:52:15 GMT
Post by Dante on Nov 20, 2019 7:52:15 GMT
It was like any other day in Downtown Shibuya. Young adults fill the streets going from shop to shop looking for the best Anime swag they can find. Dante and Wormmon are on the hunt for some swag as well. Dante is wearing a leather jacket with dark jeans, and Wormmon/Willow is wearing his holosuit, taking the form of a young woman with green hair wearing a white and green schoolgirl uniform. The duo walks down the street, stopping at a crosswalk.
"Why do you like wearing that ridiculous outfit? It's cold outside, and you are wearing a skirt."
"Who doesn't like super cute schoolgirl outfits? Besides, I fit right in here."
Willow is right. All kinds of Otaku are hustling and bustling around town. There are schoolgirls, fanboys, businessmen, maids, all kinds of wonderful Japanese stereotypes filling the streets. Dante felt at home around other otaku, but at the same time, it felt strange not being unique. Most of his friends are not video game and anime nerds like him. Here, how did he stand out? He's just another geek.
The crosswalk turns green and they continue walking. Dante gets this chill up his spine as people walk by. They reach a manga shop and go inside. Dante buys some older manga since he doesn't bother keeping up with the new stuff, and Willow picks out some manga based on which covers had the hottest characters. The two go from shop to shop buying lots of merch that's just going to sit on the shelf with the rest of their nerd treasure.
Having gone way over their merch budget, they decide to wrap up their shopping spree with some mochas before returning home. While standing around waiting for their beverages, Dante notices people brawling in the streets.
"What's going on here? People are fighting in broad daylight." Two groups of students are fighting each other in the street. More otaku emerge from the streets and join the frenzy. "Check it out, everybody's kung fu fighting! Can I join in?" "We're not going to join this jackass festival. Come on, let's get our drinks and get out of here."
Dante clenches his bags full of swag tight. A man and a woman fighting get closer to Dante. The woman grabs the man by the shirt and rips it off. The man grabs onto the woman's top and rips it off, exposing her bra. Willow's eyes bulge out of their sockets as he is filled with delight.
"Holy mackerel! You can see her underwear, Dante!"
"Just what the hell is going on?!"
Dante and Willow hear a familiar voice. "Your coffee is ready." Dante turns around to take his coffee, and is surprised to see Shirou behind the counter holding their mochas.
"Shirou?! What are you doing here?" "So many questions. Well let me ask you one. Isn't it glorious?" Dante grabs the mochas and hands one to Willow.
"You must have something to do with this. People don't just start fighting and ripping each other's clothes off."
"Correct, Dante. Passions run high in this town. You're not the only fanboy around here. I'm a bit of a collector myself. Long story short, I started turning people into vampires to collect that sweet merch. Some of them went rogue, and now the streets are filled with undead otaku fighting over swag."
"You've got to be kidding me." More otaku start ripping each other's clothes off. Willow starts drooling seeing all the T&A.
"Why are they ripping clothes off?" "Well you see, otaku, I mean vampires, are vulnerable to sunlight." Two women work together to rip the shirt and pants off of a man. His skin starts burning and he screams in agony before turning to smoke.
"Damn, playa! That guy is dead." "Technically, he was undead. You better hurry home with your swag." A group of students start walking towards Dante and Willow. Dante looks down at his loot and worries.
"What the hell, Shirou? Innocent people are dying. How do you expect us to fight back?"
"Oh, don't worry. Their spirit energy returns to my lab, and the effect is gone. You don't think I would harm innocent people with my experiments, do you?"
"Don't they all?"
"So, does that mean we get to kick some nerd ass? Woo hoo!"
___________________
[Part 1 of 2]
"Why do you like wearing that ridiculous outfit? It's cold outside, and you are wearing a skirt."
"Who doesn't like super cute schoolgirl outfits? Besides, I fit right in here."
Willow is right. All kinds of Otaku are hustling and bustling around town. There are schoolgirls, fanboys, businessmen, maids, all kinds of wonderful Japanese stereotypes filling the streets. Dante felt at home around other otaku, but at the same time, it felt strange not being unique. Most of his friends are not video game and anime nerds like him. Here, how did he stand out? He's just another geek.
The crosswalk turns green and they continue walking. Dante gets this chill up his spine as people walk by. They reach a manga shop and go inside. Dante buys some older manga since he doesn't bother keeping up with the new stuff, and Willow picks out some manga based on which covers had the hottest characters. The two go from shop to shop buying lots of merch that's just going to sit on the shelf with the rest of their nerd treasure.
Having gone way over their merch budget, they decide to wrap up their shopping spree with some mochas before returning home. While standing around waiting for their beverages, Dante notices people brawling in the streets.
"What's going on here? People are fighting in broad daylight." Two groups of students are fighting each other in the street. More otaku emerge from the streets and join the frenzy. "Check it out, everybody's kung fu fighting! Can I join in?" "We're not going to join this jackass festival. Come on, let's get our drinks and get out of here."
Dante clenches his bags full of swag tight. A man and a woman fighting get closer to Dante. The woman grabs the man by the shirt and rips it off. The man grabs onto the woman's top and rips it off, exposing her bra. Willow's eyes bulge out of their sockets as he is filled with delight.
"Holy mackerel! You can see her underwear, Dante!"
"Just what the hell is going on?!"
Dante and Willow hear a familiar voice. "Your coffee is ready." Dante turns around to take his coffee, and is surprised to see Shirou behind the counter holding their mochas.
"Shirou?! What are you doing here?" "So many questions. Well let me ask you one. Isn't it glorious?" Dante grabs the mochas and hands one to Willow.
"You must have something to do with this. People don't just start fighting and ripping each other's clothes off."
"Correct, Dante. Passions run high in this town. You're not the only fanboy around here. I'm a bit of a collector myself. Long story short, I started turning people into vampires to collect that sweet merch. Some of them went rogue, and now the streets are filled with undead otaku fighting over swag."
"You've got to be kidding me." More otaku start ripping each other's clothes off. Willow starts drooling seeing all the T&A.
"Why are they ripping clothes off?" "Well you see, otaku, I mean vampires, are vulnerable to sunlight." Two women work together to rip the shirt and pants off of a man. His skin starts burning and he screams in agony before turning to smoke.
"Damn, playa! That guy is dead." "Technically, he was undead. You better hurry home with your swag." A group of students start walking towards Dante and Willow. Dante looks down at his loot and worries.
"What the hell, Shirou? Innocent people are dying. How do you expect us to fight back?"
"Oh, don't worry. Their spirit energy returns to my lab, and the effect is gone. You don't think I would harm innocent people with my experiments, do you?"
"Don't they all?"
"So, does that mean we get to kick some nerd ass? Woo hoo!"
___________________
[Part 1 of 2]
