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Everybody Loves Me (Dante/Panzer/Eva, Closed)
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Post by Eva on Aug 15, 2016 1:54:45 GMT
With the situation seemingly more or less defused, Eva sat down and made herself more comfortable, cybernetics giving their usual light clicks and whirrs as they adjusted. She looked to Leo as he sat next to her and spoke up, nodding. "You could say that."
She shot Babi a damn good glare when he suggested that the only seemingly decent person so far out of this entire group was merely trying to get in her pants. "Or maybe he is just trying to start conversation. Get your damn mind out of the gutter."
She sighed, shook her head, and yoinked some of that steak for herself. She wasn't a big eater but, it smelled and looked too delicious to pass up. She had just started eating when those idiots started going at it again.
She facepalmed hard at the sheer amount of stupid flying around. This woman was clearly unstable, and yet there they were trying to provoke her. "Do you people think of -anything- apart from sex? I mean, seriously. Get it through your heads, she's not interested, and all this sex talk is not helping, unless your goal was to seem as creepy as possible. And if it was your goal... Well done, you pulled it off." She mockingly clapped her hands as a fake round of applause, however, without fleshy hands to clap with, it doesn't exactly work that well. She sighs, somewhat disappointed with how that failed and bringing to light once more to her that she was more machine than 'mon.
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Post by lunarcataphract on Aug 15, 2016 16:57:45 GMT
The German juggernaut tore herself free of the sticky net as the heat and wind caused it to dry out becoming brittle. Despite the increasing brittleness of the webbing Panzer still found her arms pretty well immobilised..however her head was another story. She bit into the thread holding her right arm hostage then tugged ripping it apart taking advantage of its deteriorating state. Her right arm free Panzer worked the rest of herself free from the bonds that bound her rising to her full height. "Tch that tastes foul..." Now free she dusted herself down and scowled at Red. For a few moments tension ran through the air as it seemed Panzer would continue her aggressive campaign.
Luckily enough the Amazon of a woman decided not to and walked away from the group before sitting down next to the fire as far away from the rest as possible. Panzer kept to herself and simply tore into the steak she claimed violently ripping chunks off with her teeth. Rexanna had, by this point in time, walked over to join her sitting down next to her tamer. The black dinosaur's treatment of the steak was much the same ripping huge chunks off and swallowing them down whole; hey when you're a dinosaur that shoots fire you don't need to chew. For a few moments there was peace as Panzer ignored the others focusing solely upon eaten...well that was not one hundred percent true. The only person she paid attention to was Red as she did not trust him.
It turned out that, as time ticked by, Panzer's distrust of Red was proven to be a good idea. The stupid pretty boy walked over and sat down next to her again attempting to flirt with her. It was as Red sat down that Black Agumon growled aggressively flames beginning to form inside her mouth; neither she nor Panzer were fond of Red it seemed. For a while there was silence as Panzer ignored Red staring into flames but eventually she would look up. "Thrice. Thrice you have attempted to flirt with me and twice you have ignored my commands. Persistence is all well and good but I'd sooner set myself on fire than go anywhere with you." Then she threw a swift left straight attempting to punch Red square in the jaw with enough force to dislodge teeth.
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Post by Dante on Aug 15, 2016 23:48:33 GMT
Eva was trusting enough to believe that Leo was just being nice. She scolded Babi for saying he was only after one thing. However, Red did not receive the same hospitality. Finally, Panzer had more than enough of Red hitting on her, and belted him right across the mouth. Red stands up, holding his bloody face. "Oww! You crashy bitsh!" She even chipped a couple of Red's teeth. Kano walks over and drags Red away from Panzer. "Red, look at your mouth!" Red takes out a compact mirror that he always keeps in his pocket. He looks at his mangled teeth. "Look at what you've done! You've ruined my beautiful fashe!"
Babi walks over and stands behind Red. The two of them look like they are about to jump Panzer. Kano, playing the role of the peacekeeper, grabs them by the wrists and holds them back. "I think that's our sign to leave. Enjoy the steaks, you barbarians!" The Handsome Boys pack up shop and start heading out. Leo looks at Eva, disappointed. "Well, I guess I have to go now. It was nice meeting you." Babi mutters under his breath, "Uh, pathetic..."
The Handsome Boys and their disfigured leader grab their things and head off. Dante chews up his last piece of steak and swallows. "Aww, I'm still hungry." Wormmon rolls over and falls out of his web hammock. "Owwoowoah, don't, wanna, move... Let's go, fight some, *yawn*, dragons..." "Yes, let's get down to business. Although we should probably keep our eyes out for the Handsome Boys. I don't believe for a second that they aren't going to try and exact revenge." Wormmon slowly crawls over to Panzer and climbs up her leg, laying down on her chest. "So tired... will you carry me, big lady?" "Ahahaha, I guess Wormmon's made a new friend. Well, two of them to be exact."
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Post by Eva on Aug 17, 2016 1:07:29 GMT
Well, that got rid of the idiots at least, but it also got rid of what she presumed to be the only decent person in and amongst them. Ah well. Also, she couldn't help but chuckle that this "Red" person was so vain as to always carry around a damn compact mirror. Maybe it was part of a survival kit? A signalling mirror? Doubtful, he didn't look like the survivalist type. He might mess up his hair after all! Bloody pansy...
She gave a nod and a "you too." to the departing Leo, before turning her attention back to the remaining group, raising a brow at the mention of hunting a dragon, the possibility of the poofs returning for more, and wormmon's obsession with breasts. "Hardly think those poofs are a threat compared to a drago- Wormmon... what the hell are you doing?"
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Post by lunarcataphract on Aug 17, 2016 9:28:01 GMT
Ignoring the wounds she had dealt to Red Panzer, and Rexanna too for that, resumed eating devouring the steaks. The German Amazonian cared little for the injuries that she had dealt to Red; perhaps having his face utterly ruined would be enough to convince him to abandon his dogged flirting. "Be grateful I only broke your nose and chipped your teeth. Now begone little man and if I ever see any of you again I'll beat you to death with your own arms." Panzer would do it too or at least that is what the look in her eyes said. As Red was dragged away by his useless friend Kano Rexanna and Panzer simply continued to eat savouring the meaty taste.
"If those useless dredges dare show their faces again or try anything...heh we'll just kill them. I'm sure we can use them as bait or something." Completely disregarding the lives of the pretty boys Panzer looked down at Wormmon blinking at the small creature now resting upon her plump chest. "How you're able to rest upon a vertical surface is beyond me...but do get off. You have legs and I'm not your baby sitter." She picked up Wormmon, oddly gently I'll point out, and put him down on the ground next to her. It was strange but Panzer hadn't given Wormmon the same violent treatment she gave the Handsome Boys. The reason for this was not because she liked the insect or not but simply because he had proven to possess the strength to hold her back; that earned him some respect.
"Two of them....that's a terrible way to refer my tits. I'm aware I am well endowed but you don't have to badger on about it." The truth of the matter was Panzer wished she was less endowed; it would make fighting and clothes shopping less of a pain as she wouldn't need to buy more clothes than what the male gender bought. Panzer rose up to her feet stretching her arms and legs out joined by her partner. "We have dragons to hunt." It was as the German and her partner began to walk away that a loud roar echoed through the valley. Overhead a blue Coredramon flew by casting its' shadow upon the ground. Without even waiting for the others Panzer and Rexanna set off in pursuit. Out of the camp and down the path she ran accompanied by her partner heading inn the exact same direction that dragon Digimon had flown in; she would find and crush that dragon then taking its power for her own partner! That's how Digivolution worked right?
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Post by Dante on Aug 18, 2016 21:56:37 GMT
With the Handsome Boys out of their hair, the group was free to hunt the dragons in the valley. Panzer sets Wormmon down. The Worm King rolls over and lays on his back. "Ohh, but I'm so tired, and they are so squishy!" Dante reaches into his bag and hands Wormmon a couple bottles of lukewarm mocha Frappuccinos. "Here, drink these. We need you at full energy." Wormmon struggles trying to take the plastic wrap off the lid with his stubby little legs. Finally Dante rips it off and opens the lids. Wormmon takes a sip, and it tastes so good he downs the first one, then snatches the second and drinks that one also.
"Oh my Goddess, what have I done?!" Wormmon starts jumping up and down. "Okay Dante I'm ready! Let's go kick kick kick some dragon backside! Oh yeah!" The shadow of a blue Coredramon flying over passes over the group. Dante's digivice starts to glow. Wormmon forms a cocoon out of thread, and bursts out, digivolving to Stingmon. "It's time for chaos and destruction!" "Remember, we are here to train. No goofing around." Dante didn't have to worry. While at the Champion stage, Stingmon was driven by the thrill of combat. They were much more focused and determined to become a stronger fighter. Stingmon fires two energy blasts from his plasma cannon up in the sky, then takes off in pursuit of the Coredramon. "Come on, let's follow that dragon."
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Post by Eva on Aug 22, 2016 19:59:50 GMT
Eva paused. Dragons. What? Well, there was no doubt that thing that flew over head resembled a dragon. Most likely a massive threat, however, this group seemed all too happy to go and engage it! Perhaps they knew something she didn't? Maybe like in mythology this dragon was hiding a massive amount of loot? That would be worth facing off against one of those giant lizards for.
I mean, how hard could it be? There were stories of knights taking those things down with nothing but a sword and platemail, and so far the digital world seemed to at least be a strange parallel of the real world. Perhaps whatever created such a thing was following ancient mythological tales? If that was the case, they might have given it similar capabilities, meaning that if a pointed piece of metal could kill one off, someone packing a tonne of military grade cybernetics might be able to finish it with one precise shot!
"The digital world never stops throwing crazy sh*t, does it? Whatever. Let's go take down a dragon."
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Post by lunarcataphract on Aug 22, 2016 22:12:53 GMT
Panzer followed after the dragon pounding along the path until she came to a dead end prevented from advancing by the sheer drop before her. God damn it god damn it god damn it! She paced sideways back and forth enraged beyond measure by her inability to pursue the dragon Digimon! Rexanna shared her tamer's frustration as she snarled, growled and breathed fire into the air as a childish protest. Stingmon's cannon blasts sadly missed the dragon Digimon however they did catch Coredramon's attention. The dragon Digimon turned back to face Stingmon flying towards the large green instinct man as he advanced forward.
Angered by her own inability to take to the skies she looked at Stingmon as he flew by before looking at her partner. The idea running through her head firing along synapses was equal parts brave and utterly moronic. "Ready to jump partner?" A roar and a nod was the only response Panzer needed. She grabbed Black Agumon, took a few steps back then charged forward. She ran and jumped off the cliff edge feeling the wind flying through her air. Falling downwards Panzer directed her body towards Stingmon wrapping her arms around the humanoid insect Digimon. It was fortunate that Rexanna had held on tightly.
"Now listen here you damn bug. You do not lose that dragon and you can nap on my tits all you like after this!" Clearly Panzer was willing to sacrifice her pride in order to hunt down the Coredramon. Speaking of which the blue dragon was well aware he was being pursued and began diving downwards heading towards the bottom of the valley. Sadly the bottom of the valley was dangerous due to the under passes, the hang rocks and the trees that filled the valley floor. It was going to be a real gauntlet for Stingmon to run and he better least he incur Panzer's rage!
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Post by Dante on Aug 22, 2016 23:32:01 GMT
Why had they come all the way out here to fight some dragons? The same reason people climb mountains, just to conquer a challenge. And just like the knights of old, they would face a flying, fire breathing lizard with razor sharp teeth in combat. Although there were no documented incidents of a high tech cyborg like Eva squaring off against a dragon. Would this be an unfair advantage? No, surely slaying a dragon is still a difficult task.
Stingmon follows behind Coredramon, as the blue dragon takes the Worm King on a loopy trip. Coredramon flies up high, then dive bombs into the canyon. Stingmon rotates backwards in midair, building up speed and flying straight down trying to keep up. Back on land, Panzer is frustrated she lacks the ability to soar through the skies. She hatches a dangerous plan. Panzer and Rexanna run and jump over the ledge as Stingmon passes by. Panzer lands on Stingmon's back, pulling him down a few feet before he can steady himself with the extra weight. Panzer makes an interesting proclamation that Stingmon fully intends to go through with. "Yes, of course!"
With Panzer and Rexanna clinging onto Stingmon, the Worm King takes off through the canyon. Coredramon leads them on a dangerous path. Stingmon dodges jagged rocks, tree branches, and falling rubble. Coredramon drags their claws against the side of the canyon, causing several large chunks of rock and dirt to come falling down. Stingmon stops on a dime and jets towards the right to avoid a large boulder, almost shaking off Panzer in the process. "Hold on, this is gonna get crazy!" Stingmon raises his energy cannon forward and charges up a massive blast. He fires a Moon Cannon at Coredramon. The blast catches up and engulfs the dragon, but the blast also blows up part of the canyon.
Coredramon crashes down into the valley below. Stingmon arcs forward and flies down to the valley, inches away from an incoming falling rock. Approaching the ground, Stingmon arcs back up and digs his feet into the ground to slow their momentum. They keep moving forward until crash landing into a large boulder. Coredramon shakes off some dirt and laughs at the group. Stingmon is knocked unconscious, laying on his back on top of Panzer. Little cheeseburgers and ice cream cones dance around his head. Slowly, he starts to regain consciousness. "Ooohohohooh... Where did Revan go? If we don't steal the data core, Shirou's gonna try and take over Japan." The impact hit Stingmon so hard, it knocked him back about 6 months.
Meanwhile, Dante and Eva stand up at the top of the canyon. They watched as the others did something reckless. Dante lights a cigarette and takes a puff. "So... should we go down there? That looks like a long drop. How are we going to get down?" Dante nonchalantly starts walking along the top of the canyon, heading closer to where the others are. Suddenly the ground gives out below his feet, and Dante slides down the side of the canyon. He grabs onto a branch, holding on for dear life. "Stingmon! Somebody help me!"
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Post by Eva on Aug 23, 2016 22:39:45 GMT
Eva looked down the drop, and at all the jagged rocks. However, its uneven surface offered several routes down to the bottom of the canyon. It was a damn long way down though, and certainly a difficult climb. "We might be able to scale down here. Seeing some outcroppings and ledges we cou-"
The digimon's sentence was cut off as she dashed forward to try and grab Dante as the ground broke away under him! Artificial muscles giving a loud whirr in protest as they were pushed to their limits, but even that wasn't enough! She moved closer to the edge of the canyon, carefully trying to avoid any unstable looking areas, not looking forward to what she thought she would find, which was Dante dashed against the sharp canyon rocks, fortunately, a tree had saved him from that gory fate.
There was no time to delay, that branch looked like it could give out at any minute! She hopped over the side of the canyon, using whatever hand and footholds she could find. cybernetics working to their absolute maximum capacity! She managed to find a good footing near Dante, holding out her arm to him.
"Take my hand! That's branch's gonna go!"
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Post by lunarcataphract on Aug 27, 2016 9:52:22 GMT
It seemed Panzer's promise had been sufficient to motivate Stingmon into pursuing the dragon Digimon; while it was true she was not exactly eager to have her breasts used as a glorified seat she felt it was worth it in order to get that damn dragon. Panzer and Rexanna kept their eyes firmly locked onto the Coredramon their grip on Stingmon immensely tight, better than falling off after all, as they ran the gauntlet. Dodging trees, low hanging rocks and rubble the trio pursued the blue Dragon making their way through the valley. Suddenly a gigantic boulder fell down knocked loose by the Coredramon;s claws scraping against the wall. A sudden, and rather sharp turn, caused Rexanna to lose her grip!
The black dinosaur fell off Stingmon and indeed would have ended up as a pancake on the floor were it not for the timely intervention of Panzer. Her arm shot out and she grabbed Rexanna's tail causing the Dinosaur to yelp in surprise however it had to be better than falling to her doom right? The German Amazon pulled her partner back onto the back of Stingmon and just in time as it seemed a rough landing was about to head her way. She looked up just in time to see Stingmon blast his cannon at the dragon, which was a good hit and seemed like a good thing at first, but it also engulfed part of the canyon! The blast from the canon dislodged numerous rocks which plummeted downwards towards Stingmon.
Had Panzer's focus not been distracted by saving her partner's life she probably would of been able to jump off Stingmon and make a super cool landing move; you know how badasses jump and roll from crashing things in action films? Sadly today would not be that day as Coredramon crashed into the ground. Luckily enough Stingmon's flying abilities were top par!...Or that's what Panzer actually thought. Unfortunately her faith in Stingmon was let down as the insectoid Digimon crashed headlong into a boulder while trying to stop. The impact with a boulder knocked Stingmon out and he fell backwards landing atop Panzer in a crumpled heap.
The German blinked and looked down at the insect Digimon who was muttering about something utterly bizarre but that's not what she cared about. What Panzer cared about was the fact Stingmon's head was nestled between her generous chest having ended up their by pure chance...yeah no; somehow Panzer doubted that was simply chance. Even though she made a promise to Stingmon Panzer didn't exactly have time to serve as a bed. "Get off ya damn bug!" she pushed Stingmon up and jumped up to her feet looking around for her partner. Luckily enough Rexanna was fine as she had ended up underneath Panzer due to the crash landing.
(Hey Waltham. In order to give you some more stuff to do, as you seem to be getting left out a bit, feel free to control Coredramon. In fact all of us can if we have a good idea but do please, you know, discuss it with the others first~)
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Post by Dante on Aug 28, 2016 1:30:19 GMT
Well that escalated quickly. One wild later, and Stingmon, Panzer, Rexanna, and Coredramon were at the bottom of the canyon. But up near the top of the cliff, Dante was hanging for dear life. Fortunately, Eva was on the scene. She extended a hand to the cliffhanger, and pulled him up to safety. Dante's cigarette fell out of his mouth while he was sliding down the canyon, and is soon crushed to smithereens by a falling rock. (Thinking) "Damn. I wanted to smoke that." Dante gets stable footing and adjusts the collar on his shirt. "Thank you so much, Eva! That would have been horrifying." The two of them start making their way safely down the canyon, slowly climbing down.
Stingmon stands up and shakes his head back and forth. "Ahbrbabrah! Where am I? Oh ya, dragon hunting." Coredramon takes up and aggressive stance, pacing back and forth. The blue dragon never takes their eyes off of the group, watching and waiting for any sudden movement. Stingmon raises his hand up to his chest and starts charging his energy cannon. Green energy starts to glow around his cannon, but then it fades away. "Eh? What's going on?" Stingmon used up too much energy in pursuit of Coredramon, and needs some time to regain his energy before he can fight at full power.
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Post by Eva on Aug 28, 2016 2:23:53 GMT
"Not a problem. Think this part here's stable enough." Eva tested it with her foot, the rock's not giving. Seemed she was right as she scaled down, moving pretty damn quickly, the cybernetics allowing her to move at a pace quicker than almost any human until she reached the bottom, looking around, eye shields deployed and laser charging.
The fight going on in the distance didn't look like it was going too well, with Stingdramon not being able to properly arm his weapon. Eva though, didn't have that problem, the dragon was by now within firing range, systems locking on.
"Eyes on tango, engaging."
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Post by lunarcataphract on Aug 29, 2016 9:29:31 GMT
Well this was a dangerous situation. Rexanna had been hoping that Stingmon, when working together with Rexanna, would be enough to bring down the Coredramon but clearly the impact or something had drained the insectoid Digimon preventing him from firing his cannon. "Tch you better get that canon working bug eyes..." Clutching her Digivice in one hand she held it up analysing the overgrown lizard before her. "Champion level...vaccine type...dragon's Roar family. Tch..." Looking down at her partner that only made Panzer wish her partner could Digivolve further but alas Rexanna was stuck at Rookie level for now. Of course hopefully absorbing the Coredramon's data would change that.
The blue Dragon Digimon did indeed pace and back forth for a while sizing up its opponents before attacking. A bright blue blast of flame escaped from the dragon's maw billowing outwards towards Panzer, Rexanna and Stingmon. Luckily enough Panzer was able to get out of the way diving behind a rock dislodged from the ceiling; it did the wonderful job of blocking the blue flames stopping Panzer from getting injured. Rexanna took a more aggressive approach diving under and around the flames getting within striking distance. "Pepper breath!" Despite the name is was not the same as a normal Agumon's version of the attack; instead it launched a series of black fireballs at Coredramon.
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Post by Dante on Aug 29, 2016 16:53:09 GMT
Well this was unusual. Normally when Dante and Wormmon went to the Digital World to train, it was Wormmon getting the exercise. Dante didn't have much experience climbing down the side of a rocky canyon. Only climbing up the occasional rock wall. But this time, there was no rope to save him if he falls. Dante slowly navigates down the side of the canyon, catching up to Eva and the others. With Stingmon not fighting at 100% percent, this battle would prove to be a challenge, even with the numbers advantage.
Coredramon fires a massive blast of blue flames towards the three closest members of their group. While Panzer took cover behind a large rock, Stingmon dodged the attack by flying up in the air and hovering in place. Stingmon's personality drastically changes while he's in battle. Instead of only focusing on food and women, he was fiercely determined to defeat his opposition. Stingmon dashes towards Coredramon and lands a quick roundhouse kick, dealing light damage to the dragon. Coredramon swats at the Worm King with their sharp claws, but Stingmon easily maneuvers back and dodges. Coredramon turns around and slams Stingmon with its tail, dealing light damage and knocking Stingmon back.
Stingmon steadies himself in midair. He tries charging his energy cannon again, but the energy quickly fades back down. "Oh, come on! After all that steak, and I can't even get a charge going." Coredramon lets out another blazing wave of blue flames right at Stingmon. Unable to dodge this time, Stingmon embraces the attack head on, raising his forearms up and crossing his arms to soften the blow, taking moderate damage. The flames singe his arms. "Ahh hot hot hot hot!" Stingmon lands on the ground and brushes off his arms.
Dante is upset Coredramon has taken the upper hand so far. "Stingmon! Start using some tactics!" "Some tic tacs?" "No. Use your moves. Just because your cannon isn't charging doesn't mean you have to go all Rambo." "Right. Okay, Coredramon. Infestation!" Stingmon raises his arm and launches a flying insect carrying a seed. The insect flies towards Coredramon and lodges the seed into its scaly flesh. The seed slowly starts transferring some of Coredramon's health to Stingmon. "Ya, that's more like it! Come on, ladies! Let's take this fat lizard down!"
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