Post by kaiserfenrir on Jul 29, 2017 18:54:47 GMT
Trees...trees.....trees....more trees. That was all that Jake could see as he trudged through the Server Woods. He grumbled as his foot caught on an exposed root, nearly tripping over for the seventeenth time this past hour. Oh yeah. He was counting.
Sighing, the young 'tamer' stopped against a tree and rubbed the back of his neck.
"You sure you don't know the way?.." he asked to the white blob on his head.
The white blob in question, Kodomon, merely gave a hum of thought before answering.
"Nope! Now keep walking! You're bound to find something!" She exclaimed excitedly before shuffling around on his mop of hair to get comfortable.
Jake gave a groan as he started to move once more.
"Of all the digimon I get....mine is too lazy to walk..." he soon regretted that outloud thought thanks in part to Kodomon biting onto his hair and pulling back, making him squeel loudly before bopping her on the head. They carried on like this for a good while. Bonding.
After what felt like hours, they soon heard what sounded like a screeching tire going through a washing machine on fire and yelling like a cat. In other words. It was painful.
"Jeez...I've heard better singing from a newborn..." Jake said through gritted teeth as they got closer to the sound. Which seemed to be coming from upwards in the trees.
"Yeah. I wish I could take my ears off. Its horrible!" The in training Digimon shouted, having trouble hearing anything else. At that moment, the terrible sound stopped.
The two gave a sigh of relief before something dropped down from the tree next to them.
This something was about as tall as Jake and was either wearing or was apart of an orange jumpsuit tailored after a monkey. Tail and all. The figures face seemed ape like as well apart from the shades it wore. It held what looked like a gold microphone and tamborine.
After a few moments, it spoke.
"So you two are the ones monkeying around while Ah work on mah masterpiece huh?! Ah could hear ya'll disrespectin' mah beautiful voice! Gimme one good reason Ah shouldn't throttle the both of ya!" He yelled at them, tamborine dropped on the ground as he held an accusing finger in their direction.
Unfortunately for Jake, Kodomon spoke up first.
"Disrespecting your masterpiece? You disrespected our ear drums, bananna breath!"
The digimon in question suddenly grew a tick on his forehead as he slowly approached them. Jake, rather lost for words just backed up and began yelling, not at the southern sounding beast-man, but at his terrible partner.
"Shut up! You're terrible at this!" Too bad for him, the monkey digimon believed it to be him he was yelling at.
"Why you no good, yellow bellied, sound deaf, digifools! Ya'll can't disrespect the mighty Etamon like that!" And with that, Etamon dropped his mic and cracked his knuckles.
It was at that point that Jake knew...he was a dead man. "....fuck!"
Sighing, the young 'tamer' stopped against a tree and rubbed the back of his neck.
"You sure you don't know the way?.." he asked to the white blob on his head.
The white blob in question, Kodomon, merely gave a hum of thought before answering.
"Nope! Now keep walking! You're bound to find something!" She exclaimed excitedly before shuffling around on his mop of hair to get comfortable.
Jake gave a groan as he started to move once more.
"Of all the digimon I get....mine is too lazy to walk..." he soon regretted that outloud thought thanks in part to Kodomon biting onto his hair and pulling back, making him squeel loudly before bopping her on the head. They carried on like this for a good while. Bonding.
After what felt like hours, they soon heard what sounded like a screeching tire going through a washing machine on fire and yelling like a cat. In other words. It was painful.
"Jeez...I've heard better singing from a newborn..." Jake said through gritted teeth as they got closer to the sound. Which seemed to be coming from upwards in the trees.
"Yeah. I wish I could take my ears off. Its horrible!" The in training Digimon shouted, having trouble hearing anything else. At that moment, the terrible sound stopped.
The two gave a sigh of relief before something dropped down from the tree next to them.
This something was about as tall as Jake and was either wearing or was apart of an orange jumpsuit tailored after a monkey. Tail and all. The figures face seemed ape like as well apart from the shades it wore. It held what looked like a gold microphone and tamborine.
After a few moments, it spoke.
"So you two are the ones monkeying around while Ah work on mah masterpiece huh?! Ah could hear ya'll disrespectin' mah beautiful voice! Gimme one good reason Ah shouldn't throttle the both of ya!" He yelled at them, tamborine dropped on the ground as he held an accusing finger in their direction.
Unfortunately for Jake, Kodomon spoke up first.
"Disrespecting your masterpiece? You disrespected our ear drums, bananna breath!"
The digimon in question suddenly grew a tick on his forehead as he slowly approached them. Jake, rather lost for words just backed up and began yelling, not at the southern sounding beast-man, but at his terrible partner.
"Shut up! You're terrible at this!" Too bad for him, the monkey digimon believed it to be him he was yelling at.
"Why you no good, yellow bellied, sound deaf, digifools! Ya'll can't disrespect the mighty Etamon like that!" And with that, Etamon dropped his mic and cracked his knuckles.
It was at that point that Jake knew...he was a dead man. "....fuck!"