Dante and the Sleepover (MATURE CONTENT) (Inv)
Mar 1, 2018 6:23:24 GMT
Post by Dante on Mar 1, 2018 6:23:24 GMT
"Summer lovin', had me a blast..."
"Summer lovin', happened so fast..."
"I met a girl, crazy for me."
"Met a boy, cute as can be."
Wormmon and Judith are in the living room, singing along to some old musical. Dante walks in from the sliding glass door, having just finished smoking a cigarette. As he is walking towards the stairs, he sees Wormmon and Judith standing on the coffee table, dancing around. Dante walks over to the living room to harass his sister.
"What the heck are you doing now? It's not even summer."
"We're just goofing around. Have a little fun once in a while, Dante."
"Ya, you're a stick in the mud, Dante. Haha!"
"Well remember, Wormmon is my Digimon, and I don't want him growing up thinking that life is a cakewalk, where you just have fun all the time and don't have to worry about responsibilities."
"Why don't you take a look at your own life and then come talk to me about responsibilities."
"You're just hanging out with Wormmon because you don't have any friends."
Judith gets down from the coffee table, a little upset with her brother.
"What are you talking about? I have friends."
"I never see them."
"That's because when I'm hanging out with my friends, we don't want you around, killing the mood with your cynicism."
"Ya Dante, your criticisms."
"That too."
"Whatever. I think I'll get online and chat with Shirou."
"At least my friends aren't pale, creepy perverts who spend most of their time with their eyes glued to a computer screen."
"Hey, Shirou started taking 15-minute yoga breaks every 3 hours during his gaming sessions. He's made some real progress. And he hasn't tried to grope a woman in two weeks. He told me so."
"Ya, sounds like a real overachiever."
"Haha! See, you're not the only one in your family that can be sarcastic."
"Just be glad you've never met our dad."
"I know, I'll invite some of my friends over for a sleepover! We will stay up late eating ice cream and talking about boys, then have a pillow fight in our underwear."
"Ice cream?"
"Underwear? Fine. Have your stupid sexy sleepover. I doubt anyone's going to come on such short notice."
"Fine, I'll schedule it for tomorrow night."
*24 hours of sleep, smoking, and video games later...*
Dante is laying on the couch, playing Last Odyssey X-2. Judith walks in with a cup of coffee.
"Is that all you are going to do? Lay there and play video games?"
"Hey, this girly Japanese game is the best part of my life right now."
"Tragic. Oh, there's a knock at the door! My guests are starting to arrive."
"Summer lovin', happened so fast..."
"I met a girl, crazy for me."
"Met a boy, cute as can be."
Wormmon and Judith are in the living room, singing along to some old musical. Dante walks in from the sliding glass door, having just finished smoking a cigarette. As he is walking towards the stairs, he sees Wormmon and Judith standing on the coffee table, dancing around. Dante walks over to the living room to harass his sister.
"What the heck are you doing now? It's not even summer."
"We're just goofing around. Have a little fun once in a while, Dante."
"Ya, you're a stick in the mud, Dante. Haha!"
"Well remember, Wormmon is my Digimon, and I don't want him growing up thinking that life is a cakewalk, where you just have fun all the time and don't have to worry about responsibilities."
"Why don't you take a look at your own life and then come talk to me about responsibilities."
"You're just hanging out with Wormmon because you don't have any friends."
Judith gets down from the coffee table, a little upset with her brother.
"What are you talking about? I have friends."
"I never see them."
"That's because when I'm hanging out with my friends, we don't want you around, killing the mood with your cynicism."
"Ya Dante, your criticisms."
"That too."
"Whatever. I think I'll get online and chat with Shirou."
"At least my friends aren't pale, creepy perverts who spend most of their time with their eyes glued to a computer screen."
"Hey, Shirou started taking 15-minute yoga breaks every 3 hours during his gaming sessions. He's made some real progress. And he hasn't tried to grope a woman in two weeks. He told me so."
"Ya, sounds like a real overachiever."
"Haha! See, you're not the only one in your family that can be sarcastic."
"Just be glad you've never met our dad."
"I know, I'll invite some of my friends over for a sleepover! We will stay up late eating ice cream and talking about boys, then have a pillow fight in our underwear."
"Ice cream?"
"Underwear? Fine. Have your stupid sexy sleepover. I doubt anyone's going to come on such short notice."
"Fine, I'll schedule it for tomorrow night."
*24 hours of sleep, smoking, and video games later...*
Dante is laying on the couch, playing Last Odyssey X-2. Judith walks in with a cup of coffee.
"Is that all you are going to do? Lay there and play video games?"
"Hey, this girly Japanese game is the best part of my life right now."
"Tragic. Oh, there's a knock at the door! My guests are starting to arrive."