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Post by peanutsandjello on Feb 24, 2014 23:13:20 GMT
Louis sighed as he picked at the valentine-themed chocolate on his plate. This cafe was so cutesy it hurt, and Louis liked cutesy. He sighed again, pushing a hand through his hair, fighting the urge to just leave before his... 'date' got here.
He really wasn't sure what made him sign up for this stupid blind date thing. Sure, his thing for Majin was kind of out of control and he really needed to get over it, but... the site hadn't even asked for his age or preference, so he felt like he was probably going to get hooked up with some cougar. Not that he'd mind, but right now he would've really liked another guy his age. Preferably someone plain, with dark hair and really super pale skin. Someone who absolutely was not Majin Delune.
He wondered if Majin would have signed up for this, and giggled at the thought of Majin sitting down at this ridiculously pink valentine's-themed cafe. He'd stand out like a sore thumb with questionable morals and way too many black clothes.
I opened the door to the small café and was stunned for a moment by all the pink. I’ll admit, sometimes I can get a little bit cutesy but this place was just overdoing it. Why did we have to agree to have our blind date here? I didn’t even know I was having a date till yesterday. Why did my parents have to sign me up on that site? Though, I have to admit, they got my profile perfectly. I guess my parents know me better than I thought. Well, that’s an issue for another day. For now, I need to focus on finding my date.
I shook my head a bit and reached into my bag and pulled out a picture of my date. Yeah, he isn’t the handsomest boy but he doesn’t look too bad. I scanned the café and found where he was sitting. I made my way over to him making sure not to get in anyone’s way. Finally, I reached him and so I got his attention with a small cough that sounded more like a squeak than anything else.
“Are you Louis? I’m kanki; I was supposed to meet you here wasn’t I?”
Post by peanutsandjello on Feb 28, 2014 16:25:43 GMT
Louis was startled out of his thoughts by a weird squeaking noise. He automatically reached into his pocket for his digivice before remembering that: a) Haze was back at the Vexus HQ, and b) he wasn't in any immediate danger in the human world. He sighed, glancing over to whoever was speaking to him, and froze.
This was his date? Girl looked like she was twelve.
Louis stared for a good ten seconds before realizing the kid had asked him a question.
You... you're probably looking for a different Louis. He said, praying to every possible god that this was some kind of mistake. Then he saw the picture in her hand, and groaned.
Fuck me. he swore, covering his face with his hands. Fuck me. He let out a long groan of frustration, slowly lowering his head to the table. He was sorely tempted to just give her money for food and get the hell out, but he at least owed her an explanation.
Look, kid- er, Kanki. This isn't... he trailed off, lifting his face from the cute little heart-shaped table. Should he even bother being nice about it?
Ok, two things. First, you're like twelve or some shit. This is like, a completely new level of gross. Second... No. Just... no." He didn't quite feel like explaining his sexual preferences to some random ass kid he'd never see again.
I'm sorry, I guess? But I mean... I'm at least four years older than you and I wanted an actual date, not a fucking... He coughed, realizing he was probably attracting way too much attention to himself. He stood, reaching for his wallet.
Look, here's... 2000 yen for some food. Sorry you came out here for nothing.