BBC presents: Digimon (MPC 78B) [Complete]
Sept 20, 2020 13:59:48 GMT
Post by Yuko Himura on Sept 20, 2020 13:59:48 GMT
MPC Name: In Their Natural Habitat
MPC Number: 78B
Reward Requested: Bits
Word Count: 518
Total Word Count: 518
MPC Number: 78B
Reward Requested: Bits
Behold, the wonderful beauty of nature… Is what we would normally say, but there is no beauty to be found in this wretched wasteland known as the Dark Area. The land here is completely dry and desolate. Not even one droplet of water or a speck of vegetation to be found. Some say it is because the Digimon species native to the Dark Area are so wicked that the land itself has become a reflection of their dark hearts. I humbly believe it is because they refused to recycle their plastic.
That fulfills our shoehorned environmental message quota, now on with the documentary! My name is Sir Devon Aftermorrow, and I am decidedly British. Join me, as we explore the intriguing secrets of the darkest, cruelest ecosystem in all of the Digital World.
Every jungle needs its king. The apex predator, the top of the food chain. The ‘king’ of the Dark Area - allegedly - is a species of Demon Man Digimon known as Jokermon. There he is right now! Clad in his colorful outfit reminiscent of a court jester, the so-called ‘Demon King of the Digital World’ proudly struts within his domain. His confident, long-legged gait displays his dominance.
“That’s right, it’s me! The magnificent and very handsome Clown Prince of the Dark Area, Jokah-sama! Don’t mind me. I’m just taking my regular morning stroll smack dab in front of the camera in this totally NOT scripted sequence!”
Jokermon’s humor is said to be very… nuanced. Nobody can quite figure it out. Now, a king without any royal subjects would not be a king at all. Case in point, here come his flying minions, a swarm of Small Devil Digimon known as Vilemon. Such majestic creatures they are, truly. Astonishingly ugly, to be sure, but utterly majestic in their design and coordination. They have come to report back to their king, hoping that they will get some food as a reward for all their hard work. However, it appears that their king is quite displeased with their craftsmanship.
“No, no, no, you incompetent nincompoops! Ice sculptures are so passé! I want a sculpture in my likeness made out of lava!”
“But boss, we can’t sculpt lava!”
“Yeah, it’s too hot and it hurts…”
“Some minions you are, only thinking about yourselves! Can you stop whining about your problem, so that we can focus on MY problem? I want my lava sculpture!”
The Vilemon were hoping to get some food, but when their king is cranky, they do not get fed. The Vilemon will starve tonight. Such is the nature of the Wild Area, cruel yet breathtaking. You may ask, why do the Vilemon not try to look elsewhere for food? Why would they keep serving such an abusive king? The answer is not crystal clear, and may only be truly known to the Vilemon themselves. Furthermore, you may be tempted to do something to help those poor creatures, but you have to remember that all problems stem from humans trying to interfere with nature. Helping those in need is contemptible, and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
That fulfills our shoehorned environmental message quota, now on with the documentary! My name is Sir Devon Aftermorrow, and I am decidedly British. Join me, as we explore the intriguing secrets of the darkest, cruelest ecosystem in all of the Digital World.
Every jungle needs its king. The apex predator, the top of the food chain. The ‘king’ of the Dark Area - allegedly - is a species of Demon Man Digimon known as Jokermon. There he is right now! Clad in his colorful outfit reminiscent of a court jester, the so-called ‘Demon King of the Digital World’ proudly struts within his domain. His confident, long-legged gait displays his dominance.
“That’s right, it’s me! The magnificent and very handsome Clown Prince of the Dark Area, Jokah-sama! Don’t mind me. I’m just taking my regular morning stroll smack dab in front of the camera in this totally NOT scripted sequence!”
Jokermon’s humor is said to be very… nuanced. Nobody can quite figure it out. Now, a king without any royal subjects would not be a king at all. Case in point, here come his flying minions, a swarm of Small Devil Digimon known as Vilemon. Such majestic creatures they are, truly. Astonishingly ugly, to be sure, but utterly majestic in their design and coordination. They have come to report back to their king, hoping that they will get some food as a reward for all their hard work. However, it appears that their king is quite displeased with their craftsmanship.
“No, no, no, you incompetent nincompoops! Ice sculptures are so passé! I want a sculpture in my likeness made out of lava!”
“But boss, we can’t sculpt lava!”
“Yeah, it’s too hot and it hurts…”
“Some minions you are, only thinking about yourselves! Can you stop whining about your problem, so that we can focus on MY problem? I want my lava sculpture!”
The Vilemon were hoping to get some food, but when their king is cranky, they do not get fed. The Vilemon will starve tonight. Such is the nature of the Wild Area, cruel yet breathtaking. You may ask, why do the Vilemon not try to look elsewhere for food? Why would they keep serving such an abusive king? The answer is not crystal clear, and may only be truly known to the Vilemon themselves. Furthermore, you may be tempted to do something to help those poor creatures, but you have to remember that all problems stem from humans trying to interfere with nature. Helping those in need is contemptible, and you ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
Word Count: 518
Total Word Count: 518
