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A Reluctant Date (DFRP Valentine's Event 2021)
Nanami Hanabana
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Post by Nanami Hanabana on Mar 29, 2021 12:39:40 GMT
"You do! You do! You totally look like a balloon~!" Cream belted out in a sing-songy voice, going into another fit of laughter. "Does that mean that you don't *hic* have to flap your wings to fly anymore?" Then, there was another fit of laughter followed up by a sobering thought. "Ah! I better..." She moved across the table, dodging empty dishes to grab hold of Hawkeye. "Heh heh heh heh... If I don't grab a hold of you *hic* then you'll float off!" She... was really attached to this balloon metaphor for some reason. Was it because she had a terrible sense of humor and didn't know when to let a joke die? Or did she actually think that Hawkeye was going to float off? Probably... a bit of both.
And when Hawkeye started laughing like an idiot, Lady Yuna Cream couldn't help but join in for whatever reason. Were all the other tables staring at them with dirty looks on their faces? Probably, but Cream and Hawkeye were the ones laughing, so who cares? Or something...
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Mar 29, 2021 14:00:13 GMT
Hawkeye couldn't help but go into another fit of laughter himself when Cream started using that sing song voice. At least she agreed with him about him looking like a balloon; a meal equivalent to the size of an all you can eat buffet will do that to a 'mon. But then she brought up a good point: could he fly without flapping his wings? Or what if he started to float away?" "D-Das a good *hic* good krestin..." Hawkeye drunkenly replied.
Then Cream crawled over from her side of the table and grabbed onto Hawkeye, since there was a very good chance he could've floated off in this state if she didn't. "Ohhhh, go-good idea, Cream! I-I dun wanna go *hic* off to the moon quite yet..." At least Hawkeye was as soft as a pillow so holding onto him wasn't such a bad thing.
Then Hawkeye started laughing like an idiot, in order to change up his laugh and get a new one like Cream suggested. And for whatever reason, Cream joined in as well. Now there were two Digimon who were just awkwardly and loudly laughing like two complete drunken idiots in the middle of the restaurant. A couple other Digimon exchanged glances but otherwise just kept to their own business.
The couple's awkward laughing was then interrupted by Hawkeye's now oversized stomach, as it started gurgling and groaning in an attempt to digest the mountain's worth of food that now occupied it. "Whoa, li-listen," Hawkeye muttered. "My belly is *hic* is talking to us. I didn't know it could do that...!"
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Post by Nanami Hanabana on Mar 29, 2021 15:17:15 GMT
Cream couldn't help but chuckle some more as she held onto Hawkeye's fluffly plumage. "Oh... you're really soft... I wonder if this is how Muku... Muku..." How did she pronounce her name again? "That other bird's feathers feel... I could... I could... Zzz..." And for a little bit Cream just kind of slumped over as she rested her head on Hawkeye's big stomache. Then she suddenly jerked back up and cried out, "No, you're sleeping!" Followed by a fit of laughter. "I dunno if I can stop you from being a balloon, though, cause... *hic*"
Her ears expanded out on both of her sides, knocking a few dishes from the table to the floor, yet not even seeming to notice or care.
And then Hawkeye's belly began talking to them! "Oh wow... You've got a talking belly! What are you saying, little food baby?" She put her ear up to the Hawkmon's belly and listened in, though she likely wouldn't hear much over the sound of her own giggling.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Mar 29, 2021 23:43:54 GMT
It could've been Hawkeye's loopy state of mind from the apparently very strong alcohol (or maybe he was just a lightweight) that was making him feel this way, but having Cream be this close to him, even going as far as to rest on him... well, it made him feel happy. Maybe the alcohol made Hawkeye more affectionate than he would've been otherwise, who knows? Cream rested on his stomach briefly, allowing Hawkeye to pat her head a bit. It wasn't long before she suddenly woke up, claiming that Hawkeye was the one who was sleeping.
"But weren't you the one who was sleeping, sleepyhead?" Hawkeye asked, also laughing afterwards. Gosh darn, everything was just so damn funny right about now! "And I dun't think I miiiiind bein' a balloon for a bit longer. I know is not perma... permena... peramenena... it won't last forever." Wow, even Hawkeye was giving up on pronouncing long words now. Of course Hawkeye didn't care about the knocked over dishes, either.
Cream seemed as impressed as Hawkeye was about his talking belly. The Terriermon put her ear up to the bird's stomach, allowing her to hear it grumble and groan even more. "Can ya hear it? I think it's saying 'Oh my, I am unbelievably stuffed, you ordered far too much,' hehehehe!" Hawkeye said, talking in an over the top posh British accent when speaking for his stomach. "Is it *hic* comfy at least?"
Amazing how bizarre this date had gotten after these two overdid it with the alcohol. It's almost as if an entirely different thread happened! Let's see where this goes now...
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Post by Nanami Hanabana on Apr 15, 2021 11:51:26 GMT
"Nuh-uh! You were the sleeping one! Don't make up stories about me sleepin' when you were the one sleeping! I could hear your belly snoring right as a laid my head on it! So don't make up stories about - I already said that! Stop makin' me repeat stuff!" She slapped the Hawkmon's belly with her ear. Not hard enough to really hurt him, save for a little stinging sensation that would probably go away soon.
And how dare Hawkeye's stomach say such an absurd thing! "Now you listen to me, missy!" Why was Hawkeye's stomach a female? Maybe the world would never find out. "I can eat this much food for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, and... and... the other one! So if this is too much food, you've got a long way to go!" She crossed her arms defiantly, nodding in assurance. She sure told off Hawkeye's stomach!
But now that everyone was done eating, it was time to do something else, right? "Hey waiter, gimme the check and put all the leftovers into a baggy that's labeled, 'For Ms. Brown Bub... Bun... hehehe for Ms. Brown Bubbybunny!" Then she burst out laughing at her strange new nickname for she-who-must-not-be-named.
Of course, since the waiter wasn't nearby, Cream of course yelled this out at the top of her lungs instead of waiting for him to stop by.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Apr 17, 2021 17:49:09 GMT
"Nuh-uh-uh, my eyes were open this whole time, it was youuuuu who decided to rest on me, I sawww it with my very own two true blue eyes~" Hawkeye halfheartedly argued with Cream, interrupting her own arguments. It really wasn't a serious argument at all, in fact it had a very playful tone to it all. "And my belly doez not sssnore, ya silly goof~"
Speaking of Hawkeye's belly, Cream would then suddenly slap at it with her ear, causing Hawkeye quite a bit of pain that he winced at but otherwise didn't react too greatly about. The Hawkmon's belly groaned after that, a warning of what was about to come possibly...?
Then Cream started arguing with Hawkeye's stomach even more, claiming that she could easily eat this much food for all apparently five meals of the day, and she was basically calling it a lightweight by this point. His belly responded with an even louder, more concerning-sounding gurgle. Suddenly Hawkeye's face started to go green as he held his belly with one wing and his beak with the other, before he got up and stumbled his way over to the nearest bathroom. It was clear what was going on, for anyone who wasn't currently intoxicated at least.
While Hawkeye was gone was when Cream started yelling at the waiter on the other side of the restaurant for the check and a takeout bag. The Bokomon politely excused himself from the other table before rushing to Cream and handing her the check, as well as takeout boxes for the leftovers. "Next time please don't scream at us," he politely suggested to Cream before walking off. The check would be ludicrously expensive; better hope they can pay for it!
And now Hawkeye came stumbling back to the table, his belly now back to regular size but still completely drunk. "Hey, I-I-I got... a funnnn idea," Hawkeye said with a laugh, "This-this place... it has KAR-A-O-KE. W-W-We should totally siiiiing tonight, dontcha think~?"
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Post by Nanami Hanabana on Apr 25, 2021 1:33:56 GMT
"I've never caught myself sleeping a day in my life!" Cream drunkenly protested in nigh-outrage. "When I was younger, I used to stay up aaaaall night to see if I was gonna sleep, but I didn't! That means... that means..." Cream let out a yawn before shaking her head violently, her large ears slapping everything around her. "Stop makin' me so damned tired, Hawky!"
But her words would fall on deaf ears as he ran over towards the nearest bathroom, to do something even the inebriated Cream could decipher. She chucked aloud before turning over towards a nearby table. "That's my date, Hawkeye! He's a lightweight, but he's really sweet once you get to know him!" Naturally, the couple besides her were neither interested nor did they care as they pretended that the Terriermon hadn't even spoken to them. But before she could call them out on their bullshit, Hawkeye returned. "Hey, you're late! Did you get it all up? It's unhealthy to throw up! And suuuuuuuuper ruuuuuuuude ehehehehe..."
She took the check for the Bokomon and threw down the required bits for it. She was the one who kept the money for her group, after all! Nanami would be likely to give it all to the first beggar they met, and Mocha would just blow it all on stupid shit they didn't need. Well... Cream was making to poor financial decisions tonight, but she could afford to let loose every now and then, right?
And as Hawkeye suggested the idea of Karaoke, Cream narrowed her eyes and glared at the Hawkmon. "You're on..." She replied in a serious tone. "I'll crush you into dust."
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Apr 25, 2021 3:04:29 GMT
"Well, duh," Hawkeye drunkenly said in response of Cream saying she never caught herself sleeping before, "It's not possible to know the exact moment you fall asleep unless ya record yourself allllllll night, ya dummmmmy!" The Hawkmon laughed a bit at the little nickname Cream had given him: "Hawky." He'll be sure to remember that. And by that, he'll remember it until he wakes up tomorrow morning. It'll be a miracle if he remembers anything of tonight, to be honest.
Once Hawkeye was finished with his little vomit session, he stumbled back over to the table to hear Cream calling him a lightweight to another random group that was sitting beside them. Normal Hawkeye would've questioned why Cream was talking to another group, or tell her to not do that. This Hawkeye, though? "I'm not a lightweight, you're the lightweight, lightweight," Hawkeye argued back. That'll show her.
Now that Cream had paid for the meal in full, Hawkeye suggested that they now do some karaoke at the bar. Of course Hawkeye would never dream of singing in front of actual people or Digimon, but right now he felt on top of the world and that he could do fucking anything, especially now that his stomach felt so much better. Of course Cream did the logical thing and accept, making it clear that she was going to beat Hawkeye at karaoke. And Hawkeye naturally felt the same way. "Yer goin' down, ya lightweight bunny-dog thing."
Hawkeye grabbed Cream's paw with his wing and walked her over to the karaoke station, where a Renamon was currently giving a performance of their own. Hawkeye would take a look at the song list, but his vision was so blurry he really couldn't make out a damn thing that was written right in front of him. "Wh-which song do you wanna *hic* sing, Cream Pie?" Maybe she wasn't drunk enough to not be able to read it...?
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Post by Nanami Hanabana on Apr 29, 2021 0:21:56 GMT
But did Hawkeye know what he was getting himself into? Because if so, he was the only one! Cream stepped onto the stage, scrolling through selection of songs, not really recognizing any of them. To be fair, she didn't listen to much other than instrumental jazz. So... there wasn't exactly anything good for the Terriermon to pick.
However... the inebriated Digimon had a sudden realization that blew her mind! "I don't wanna sing any of these songs..." She grumbled, looking over at Hawkeye. "Because a true performer sings the songs from their heart! One two three four!" And then she belting out a bunch of nonsensical lyrics with a haphazard rhythm. But her voice was surprisingly smooth. A bit soft and gentle, but it seemed to hold steady.
"I was born in a small town... called the Tennis Sea...
We played Tennis in the water, but then I had to pee...
So I let it go in the water, but then my everyone saw...
And from that day onward, I became an outlaw!"
Despite the terrible lyrics and awful tempo, it came out rather nicely. Perhaps a little too country-sounding for most audiences, but that all changed when she finished the last line and then let out a horrific death metal scream.
"Now I'll fuckin' kill you dead until you scream and beg
Then I'll tear out all your limbs 'til yer a motherfuckin' egg!"
And then she proceeded to scream out various death threats that only loosely rhymed for about another four minutes, in which she proceeded to yell out "Fuck the Police!" and slammed her microphone onto the floor.
She ended the song short of breath, and for some reason or another, her voice was pretty hoarse. But she looked over to Hawkeye expectantly, with a gentle, bashful expression. "So... what did you think... of my heart's song?"
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on May 28, 2021 22:18:18 GMT
Hawkeye attempted to stay standing as he watched his date scroll through the available songs on stage, wondering which one she'd eventually settle on. He was not, however, expecting Cream to just outright say she didn't wanna sing any of these songs and decided to just sing whatever the hell she wanted. She would then start singing out something that could barely be classified as a song, since while her voice was nice, the lyrics made no sense and there really wasn't any rhythm to be deciphered. But Hawkeye didn't care. "Whoooooo! G-Go Cream! You can *hic* sing better than anyone," Hawkeye drunkenly cheered for her date as she sung. The more sane listeners mostly just gave each other weird looks as she sang. They haphazardly clapped for her once she was done at least, so they weren't rude about it. It didn't sound bad, but it wasn't something that could've been classified as good either. Then it went from country to fuckin' death metal as she scream-sung into the mic and the lyrics suddenly changed to something much, MUCH more aggressive. Again, Hawkeye was cheering her on, but everyone else was now suddenly terrified as shown by their facial expressions. Even a true metalhead would've been confused by the sudden shift in genre. Cream would then get off the stage, asking Hawkeye for his opinion on the performance. "Ten outta ten, would buy the soundtrack," Hawkeye said with a light chuckle. "Now is my turn, lemme on..."
The Hawkmon would then hop onto the stage next. Given by Cream's previous performance, everyone was a bit unsure what they would be hearing coming out of the bird's beak since he was just as drunk as the Terriermon. Hawkeye selected a song that he heard a couple times before from the list, and took a deep breath. The song began... Hawkeye stopped as he took a deep breath and looked around. All the guests and staff in the restaurant were now staring at him with awe. Even though he was drunk, his voice was just so beautiful that no one there couldn't NOT notice. There was a brief pause before everyone started clapping and cheering for the Hawkmon, some even asking for an encore! The Hawkmon blushed and scratched the back of his head as he took a step off the stage... And immediately fell right onto his face.
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Post by Nanami Hanabana on Jun 2, 2021 23:14:26 GMT
Honestly speaking? Cream was getting tired, and Hawkeye's soothing singing voice was starting to put her to sleep, just a little. So hopefully he wasn't taking any offense to the fact that Cream was yawning by the end of the drunk birb's spectacular performance. But though she covered her mouth with her hand, she still clapped along with her ears, however rude that might seem.
But when Hawkeye couldn't stay as he exited stage-up, Cream couldn't contain her laughter as she snorted for a second before running over to help the Hawkmon stand back up. "Good performance, but I don't think you stuck the landing!" Cream noted, offering an ear to help. It was a sobering moment, seeing as finally noticed the looks of everyone around her. It was... probably time to go before things got even weirder. She still had a sister and human to babysit, after all!
She managed to get herself to her softer, more-sober voice as she stated. "I think it's probably time to get going," She commented. "But... Umm..." She wasn't good at this kind of stuff. She should probably say it outright, right? Yeah, she should probably just go out and say it! "I wouldn't mind if we did this again sometime. If... you know... if you're not forced to, next time..."
It was this point of vulnerability the Terriermon despised, really. Where her entire emotional state was entirely dependent on another person's answer. Well... even if she was turned down, Cream was a big girl. She would be able to move past it in stride. That said, a favorable answer would be preferred. Obviously.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Jun 3, 2021 3:54:56 GMT
Hawkeye looked over to Cream once he was done with his wonderful performance and found the dog-rabbit Digimon clapping with her ears... while yawning. Was Hawkeye's performance that boring to her, or was his date just super tired? It had definitely been a long night for the two of them after all, and Hawkeye would be lying if he said he wasn't at least a little bit tired himself. Or very tired, since he did fall off the stage afterwards and everything.
The first thing he heard after that was the sound of Cream's laughter. Now that he was starting to sober up, he was now realizing that he hadn't heard Cream laugh before until today. Did that mean that the date was a success? The first thing he saw after that was the Terriermon helping him up, joking about how he didn't quite stick the landing. "Hardy har har," Hawkeye deadpanned before he laughed a bit for real. Yep, the bird was now getting more and more sober.
Cream suggested that the two of them get going, since some of the audience were still staring at them. Not for long thankfully, since the situation seemed to wrap itself up so they mostly went back to their previous activities, someone else even started getting up onto the stage for their own karaoke performance. "Yeah, I believe it's time we call it a night."
As they approached the exit, Cream seemed to have something else she wanted to say. The Hawkmon looked towards her, showing that he was listening intently. She went on to say that she wouldn't mind doing this sometime again if Hawkeye wasn't forced to. The avian smiled, grabbing onto her paw with his wing. "Tonight went a lot better than I was expecting it to. I think it would be nice to do something like this again sometime. Just... let's keep the stuff about my talking belly between us, heheh."
And with that, the duo would leave the restaurant. What they would do in between leaving and going back to their respective families was not important, though one thing was for sure: Hawkeye had a great night with Cream, and it wasn't the alcohol saying it this time. Maybe this could be the start of something between the two of them...
[Exit thread]
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