Living That Fancy Life! [Solo/Xros Hunt]
Sept 23, 2021 3:58:49 GMT
Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2021 3:58:49 GMT
Normally Matsuri kept herself to the slums, narrow alleyways next to the dumpsters that always had something to eat in them. There would be people that would look her over, probably because Matsuri was so cute, but today, in this really fancy place, Matsuri must have been looking extra cute today! Well... she did try to straighten her hair a bit more than normal. After all, she wanted to fit in with all of the fancy folk in this part of town! And Matsuri's hair couldn't curl all rich and fancy-like, so a simple comb with her fingers would have to do!
Mr. Piggybutt was resting on her head like a super fancy hat. Matsuri had finally managed to potty-train her, so she finally managed to earn her hat privileges back after her first incident. \
Anyways, a bunch of stuff had happened between here and there, but none of that was really important, so let's not bother talking about any of that, okay?
What was important was the information that Matsuri had learned while on the streets. Apparently there was a big ol' mansion that nobody was using for whatever. Something about a triple-homiecide or whatever. Matsuri didn't really understand the whole thing about siding with their homies, but apparently that meant that the mansion was empty until it wasn't! So this was Matsuri's chance to live the high-life for a while! Maybe she'd even get rich because she found some hidden fortune, like a bunch of drug money in the mattress or something!
Anyways, it looked like she had found the place, because it was taped shut. Something about police investigation or something. But if Matsuri knew one thing, the only thing the police did was constantly harass her about her parents and try to take her away. So that meant that the police were bad! So Matsuri wouldn't mind disobeying them!
So Matsuri climbed up a bit, broke a window, and then snuck inside! She didn't think she saw anyone spot her, but again, she was super cute, so she wouldn't be surprised if there were three or four stalkers out there somewhere she couldn't see them. But it didn't seem like Mr. Piggybutt noticed anyone, either, and Matsuri had come to rely on Mr. Piggybutt's senses lately! She was good at sniffing out food, and she could even eat stuff that not even Matsuri could! But she would often get an upset stomach, afterwards.
It was dark, but Matsuri knew that when you broke into a house, you shouldn't turn on the lights. So Matsuri made sure to wander around in the dark until she made her way to the kitchen! There, she raided the fridge for all the food she could find! There wasn't much in the fridge. Just some leftover rice and... apple juice!? Matsuri hadn't had apple juice in a really, really long time! So she excitedly scooped it out of the fridge, as well as the rice. She looked around and found a doggy bowl that she poured a bunch of the apple juice into it for Mr. Piggybutt. Then she plopped down on the kitchen floor and dug into the cold rice while chugging what was left of the apple juice. The rice wasn't bad. It wasn't good, either, but it wasn't growing any weird colors or anything. Still, that was probably the most either of them had eaten in a long time. Matsuri sprawled herself onto the kitchen floor, ready to take a nap then and there, but she suddenly caught whiff of something that she found alarming.
...Smoke...!? All of a sudden, Matsuri tensed up as she began to shiver incessantly as old memories began to dredge themselves back up.
Was there a fire!?
Was it because of Matsuri again?
She didn't mean to, she really didn't!
She just wanted to be helpful to mama and papa
and...
and...
She clutched onto Mr. Piggybutt, perhaps squeezing the tiny pink creature a little too hard. But Matsuri couldn't help it. She was too panicked to do anything else. But Mr. Piggybutt began going "Toko! Toko!" over and over again in an oddly soothing tone, and soon enough... Matsuri felt herself calm down. She managed to get a clearer head.
The fire wasn't coming from the kitchen, but from another area. She crept her way in there to find the source... a fireplace was burning in a study, while a bizarre sight went on in front of them. A yellow lizard creature was seated in a comfy-looking chair, dressed in a navy-blue bathrobe. He was reading a book that's title was in a language Matsuri didn't know. And he was also smoking a pipe, except the smoke wasn't coming from the pipe, but rather his own mouth. The yellow lizard spotted Matsuri and Mr. Piggybutt, and a long, awkward silence ensued.
Eventually though, they got to talking. Apparently, the robed lizard's name was Agumon. He apparently had been living here the past couple of days, but was going to have to leave soon. Something about an investigation or whatever. Matsuri wanted to call Agumon "Mr. Smokeyburp" because when he burped smoke would come out, but he didn't seem to like that very much, so Matsuri would only call Mr. Smokeyburp that in her own head. Hopefully she wouldn't mix it up and call him that by accident.
Well, it had seemed like Matsuri had gotten here just a bit too late. Mr. Smokeyburp had already eaten most of the food around here, and according to Mr. Smokeyburp, there wasn't any treasure or wealth to be found. But Matsuri figured that she could at least have a nice place to stay for the night! She could even sleep in a bed, which she hadn't done ever since she... disappeared.
Honestly, the bed wasn't all that comfortable. She was used to more firm surfaces, and preferred more narrow areas to curl herself into. So even though she was on a big, soft, comfy bed, Matsuri couldn't sleep at all. So she made her way towards the nearest bathroom, crawled into the bathtub, and got a good night's rest.
When morning came, Matsuri was well-rested! She gathered whatever she could steal from this mansion, then was ready to make her way out of such a weird place. Matsuri didn't think she was ready for high-society life, anyways. Rich people were all weird. But she did meet up with Mr. Smokeyburp before leaving. He seemed like a nice lizard person. And for some reason, he could fit inside that one keychain Matsuri had but didn't really have a use for. So Matsuri had a new friend that she could fit in her pocket.
...But did that mean that Matsuri would have to potty-train this one, too?
WC: 1130/1000
Mr. Piggybutt was resting on her head like a super fancy hat. Matsuri had finally managed to potty-train her, so she finally managed to earn her hat privileges back after her first incident. \
Anyways, a bunch of stuff had happened between here and there, but none of that was really important, so let's not bother talking about any of that, okay?
What was important was the information that Matsuri had learned while on the streets. Apparently there was a big ol' mansion that nobody was using for whatever. Something about a triple-homiecide or whatever. Matsuri didn't really understand the whole thing about siding with their homies, but apparently that meant that the mansion was empty until it wasn't! So this was Matsuri's chance to live the high-life for a while! Maybe she'd even get rich because she found some hidden fortune, like a bunch of drug money in the mattress or something!
Anyways, it looked like she had found the place, because it was taped shut. Something about police investigation or something. But if Matsuri knew one thing, the only thing the police did was constantly harass her about her parents and try to take her away. So that meant that the police were bad! So Matsuri wouldn't mind disobeying them!
So Matsuri climbed up a bit, broke a window, and then snuck inside! She didn't think she saw anyone spot her, but again, she was super cute, so she wouldn't be surprised if there were three or four stalkers out there somewhere she couldn't see them. But it didn't seem like Mr. Piggybutt noticed anyone, either, and Matsuri had come to rely on Mr. Piggybutt's senses lately! She was good at sniffing out food, and she could even eat stuff that not even Matsuri could! But she would often get an upset stomach, afterwards.
It was dark, but Matsuri knew that when you broke into a house, you shouldn't turn on the lights. So Matsuri made sure to wander around in the dark until she made her way to the kitchen! There, she raided the fridge for all the food she could find! There wasn't much in the fridge. Just some leftover rice and... apple juice!? Matsuri hadn't had apple juice in a really, really long time! So she excitedly scooped it out of the fridge, as well as the rice. She looked around and found a doggy bowl that she poured a bunch of the apple juice into it for Mr. Piggybutt. Then she plopped down on the kitchen floor and dug into the cold rice while chugging what was left of the apple juice. The rice wasn't bad. It wasn't good, either, but it wasn't growing any weird colors or anything. Still, that was probably the most either of them had eaten in a long time. Matsuri sprawled herself onto the kitchen floor, ready to take a nap then and there, but she suddenly caught whiff of something that she found alarming.
...Smoke...!? All of a sudden, Matsuri tensed up as she began to shiver incessantly as old memories began to dredge themselves back up.
Was there a fire!?
Was it because of Matsuri again?
She didn't mean to, she really didn't!
She just wanted to be helpful to mama and papa
and...
and...
She clutched onto Mr. Piggybutt, perhaps squeezing the tiny pink creature a little too hard. But Matsuri couldn't help it. She was too panicked to do anything else. But Mr. Piggybutt began going "Toko! Toko!" over and over again in an oddly soothing tone, and soon enough... Matsuri felt herself calm down. She managed to get a clearer head.
The fire wasn't coming from the kitchen, but from another area. She crept her way in there to find the source... a fireplace was burning in a study, while a bizarre sight went on in front of them. A yellow lizard creature was seated in a comfy-looking chair, dressed in a navy-blue bathrobe. He was reading a book that's title was in a language Matsuri didn't know. And he was also smoking a pipe, except the smoke wasn't coming from the pipe, but rather his own mouth. The yellow lizard spotted Matsuri and Mr. Piggybutt, and a long, awkward silence ensued.
Eventually though, they got to talking. Apparently, the robed lizard's name was Agumon. He apparently had been living here the past couple of days, but was going to have to leave soon. Something about an investigation or whatever. Matsuri wanted to call Agumon "Mr. Smokeyburp" because when he burped smoke would come out, but he didn't seem to like that very much, so Matsuri would only call Mr. Smokeyburp that in her own head. Hopefully she wouldn't mix it up and call him that by accident.
Well, it had seemed like Matsuri had gotten here just a bit too late. Mr. Smokeyburp had already eaten most of the food around here, and according to Mr. Smokeyburp, there wasn't any treasure or wealth to be found. But Matsuri figured that she could at least have a nice place to stay for the night! She could even sleep in a bed, which she hadn't done ever since she... disappeared.
Honestly, the bed wasn't all that comfortable. She was used to more firm surfaces, and preferred more narrow areas to curl herself into. So even though she was on a big, soft, comfy bed, Matsuri couldn't sleep at all. So she made her way towards the nearest bathroom, crawled into the bathtub, and got a good night's rest.
When morning came, Matsuri was well-rested! She gathered whatever she could steal from this mansion, then was ready to make her way out of such a weird place. Matsuri didn't think she was ready for high-society life, anyways. Rich people were all weird. But she did meet up with Mr. Smokeyburp before leaving. He seemed like a nice lizard person. And for some reason, he could fit inside that one keychain Matsuri had but didn't really have a use for. So Matsuri had a new friend that she could fit in her pocket.
...But did that mean that Matsuri would have to potty-train this one, too?
WC: 1130/1000
