90C: Ask a vet before giving your pets pink stuff
Sept 29, 2021 5:27:47 GMT
Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2021 5:27:47 GMT
(Gimme posts plz and also sorry this one is really bad. I'm in some pain right now as well as other stuff and I'm still waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in so I'm not even trying to make this a good read. But I can write really fast when I'm miserable like this so I wanted to knock this one out of the way. Sorry Spire I promise that it will probably happen again but I'll say sorry that time too. I hope you have a nice day anyways and I'll make it up to you somehow for reading this hot garbage)
Living in the streets was tough, but Matsuri thought that she had become tougher for it. Even Mr. Piggybutt, who was still just a baby bunnypig was tougher for it. She could eat anything, even the worst of trash, and still be perfectly fine. However, Matsuri's newest companion, Agumon, was an entirely different story. He wasn't used to the hobo lifestyle yet, and as a lizardman, he had to stay away from the public because he would scare people a whole bunch because he was a lizard person who talks like humans do even though he was actually a Digimon which Matsuri had learned was an alien monster or something that came from a computer world. She didn't listen very well to Agumon's explanation, but she thought she got the gist of things.
There was another world that Agumon was from but he came from this world because the trains were all assholes that talked and stuff. So he was tired of the trains all chatting all time and being late so he came to this world because they had better trains. Though Matsuri would like to talk to a train one day. She wondered what kind of wisdom they had to part with the world.
But because Agumon wasn't used to living on the streets like Matsuri was he had to eat a lot of stuff out of the trash. But he wasn't used to it so he got a really bad tummyache.
"Ouch I have a really bad tummyache," Agumon said.
"It's because you ate all the trash including all the stuff that you weren't supposed to eat!" Matsuri advised the lizard Digimon. "You have to be careful about the trash you eat, especially when you're hungry because everything seems to taste better when you're hungry."
But Agumon was in too much pain to listen so Matsuri knew what she needed to do. Matsuri could tell that he had a tummyache because he was holding his tummy and groaning in pain. Back when Matsuri was still someone who existed her parents would give her that pink stuff that she didn't think she could say aloud because it was probably trademarked and she didn't want all the lawyers to sue her because Matsuri didn't own a suit so she couldn't go to court. That meant that she had to go steal some pink stuff from the store because Matsuri was homeless and couldn't afford to buy it because she didn't have enough money.
So Matsuri headed towards the nearest convenience mart. The shopkeep was nice to her even though she smelled really bad. Matsuri didn't like old men who were overly nice to little girls even though it was probably only because Matsuri was super cute. She still thought it was creepy. He went and greeted Matsuri but Matsuri just ignored him because she was on a mission to find the pink stuff that would magically cure Agumon's bellyache. She wasn't sure if alien lizards could take the pink stuff, but she figured that she'd try anyways. If he had a tummyache like Matsuri got, it would only make sense that the pink stuff would work on him (note: don't give animals the pink stuff without first consulting their vet).
Matsuri headed straight to the medicine aisle and looked around for the pink stuff. Thankfully it was on the bottom shelf so she wouldn't have to ask for help reaching it, and she grabbed it and slowly stuck it into her large coat. Then she wandered around the store for a bit, grabbing an item, then putting it back a couple minutes later. She wanted to do this for even longer but Agumon was in pain and she didn't want to take very long because then Agumon would be suffering even more.
So she was about to head out but then the shopkeep told her to stop! Matsuri thought she was going to get caught stealing, but it turned out that the shopkeep wanted to lecture her about ignoring adults when they were talking to her. But was gonna take a long time to lecture her and Matsuri couldn't waste any more time! So she had no choice. She reached back into her coat and pulled out her secret weapon. If the shopkeep wanted to talk to someone, then he could talk to Mr. Piggybutt!
"Toko! Toko! Toko! Toko toko toko, toko toko!" Mr. Piggybutt proclaimed as if it were the most profound thing that had ever been said. And Matsuri was sure that if she was able to understand what she was saying, that Mr. Piggybutt would be so wise. But Matsuri just wasn't at that level of enlightenment just yet, so all she could hear was, "Toko! Toko!" But maybe one day...
Anyways, it seemed like the shopkeep seemed really surprised by this and started screaming about a giant, mutant, hairless hamster or something. Which was weird, because Mr. Piggybutt was a pigbunny. Or was it a Bunnypiggy? She couldn't recall at this point. Was there even a difference? Matsuri wondered this as she grabbed Mr. Piggybutt and made a run for it.
That was a shame, though. That was the closest convenience store that tolerated Matsuri, and it was pretty easy to steal from, too. But Matsuri didn't think that she would be allowed to go back there anymore. But Matsuri thought that it was all worth it in the end, because now Agumon would feel better, and taking care of your friends was more important than anything, right?
...But as it turned out, Agumon didn't need the pink stuff at all. Turns out, he just had to use the bathroom real bad and managed to sneak his way into one. Something about being scared of turning into poop if he didn't find a proper toilet. Matsuri didn't get it, but she just assumed it was a religion or something. Matsuri could never understand that kind of stuff.
But the next time Matsuri would get a tummyache herself, she would be more than prepared!
WC: 1111/1000
Living in the streets was tough, but Matsuri thought that she had become tougher for it. Even Mr. Piggybutt, who was still just a baby bunnypig was tougher for it. She could eat anything, even the worst of trash, and still be perfectly fine. However, Matsuri's newest companion, Agumon, was an entirely different story. He wasn't used to the hobo lifestyle yet, and as a lizardman, he had to stay away from the public because he would scare people a whole bunch because he was a lizard person who talks like humans do even though he was actually a Digimon which Matsuri had learned was an alien monster or something that came from a computer world. She didn't listen very well to Agumon's explanation, but she thought she got the gist of things.
There was another world that Agumon was from but he came from this world because the trains were all assholes that talked and stuff. So he was tired of the trains all chatting all time and being late so he came to this world because they had better trains. Though Matsuri would like to talk to a train one day. She wondered what kind of wisdom they had to part with the world.
But because Agumon wasn't used to living on the streets like Matsuri was he had to eat a lot of stuff out of the trash. But he wasn't used to it so he got a really bad tummyache.
"Ouch I have a really bad tummyache," Agumon said.
"It's because you ate all the trash including all the stuff that you weren't supposed to eat!" Matsuri advised the lizard Digimon. "You have to be careful about the trash you eat, especially when you're hungry because everything seems to taste better when you're hungry."
But Agumon was in too much pain to listen so Matsuri knew what she needed to do. Matsuri could tell that he had a tummyache because he was holding his tummy and groaning in pain. Back when Matsuri was still someone who existed her parents would give her that pink stuff that she didn't think she could say aloud because it was probably trademarked and she didn't want all the lawyers to sue her because Matsuri didn't own a suit so she couldn't go to court. That meant that she had to go steal some pink stuff from the store because Matsuri was homeless and couldn't afford to buy it because she didn't have enough money.
So Matsuri headed towards the nearest convenience mart. The shopkeep was nice to her even though she smelled really bad. Matsuri didn't like old men who were overly nice to little girls even though it was probably only because Matsuri was super cute. She still thought it was creepy. He went and greeted Matsuri but Matsuri just ignored him because she was on a mission to find the pink stuff that would magically cure Agumon's bellyache. She wasn't sure if alien lizards could take the pink stuff, but she figured that she'd try anyways. If he had a tummyache like Matsuri got, it would only make sense that the pink stuff would work on him (note: don't give animals the pink stuff without first consulting their vet).
Matsuri headed straight to the medicine aisle and looked around for the pink stuff. Thankfully it was on the bottom shelf so she wouldn't have to ask for help reaching it, and she grabbed it and slowly stuck it into her large coat. Then she wandered around the store for a bit, grabbing an item, then putting it back a couple minutes later. She wanted to do this for even longer but Agumon was in pain and she didn't want to take very long because then Agumon would be suffering even more.
So she was about to head out but then the shopkeep told her to stop! Matsuri thought she was going to get caught stealing, but it turned out that the shopkeep wanted to lecture her about ignoring adults when they were talking to her. But was gonna take a long time to lecture her and Matsuri couldn't waste any more time! So she had no choice. She reached back into her coat and pulled out her secret weapon. If the shopkeep wanted to talk to someone, then he could talk to Mr. Piggybutt!
"Toko! Toko! Toko! Toko toko toko, toko toko!" Mr. Piggybutt proclaimed as if it were the most profound thing that had ever been said. And Matsuri was sure that if she was able to understand what she was saying, that Mr. Piggybutt would be so wise. But Matsuri just wasn't at that level of enlightenment just yet, so all she could hear was, "Toko! Toko!" But maybe one day...
Anyways, it seemed like the shopkeep seemed really surprised by this and started screaming about a giant, mutant, hairless hamster or something. Which was weird, because Mr. Piggybutt was a pigbunny. Or was it a Bunnypiggy? She couldn't recall at this point. Was there even a difference? Matsuri wondered this as she grabbed Mr. Piggybutt and made a run for it.
That was a shame, though. That was the closest convenience store that tolerated Matsuri, and it was pretty easy to steal from, too. But Matsuri didn't think that she would be allowed to go back there anymore. But Matsuri thought that it was all worth it in the end, because now Agumon would feel better, and taking care of your friends was more important than anything, right?
...But as it turned out, Agumon didn't need the pink stuff at all. Turns out, he just had to use the bathroom real bad and managed to sneak his way into one. Something about being scared of turning into poop if he didn't find a proper toilet. Matsuri didn't get it, but she just assumed it was a religion or something. Matsuri could never understand that kind of stuff.
But the next time Matsuri would get a tummyache herself, she would be more than prepared!
WC: 1111/1000
