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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Aug 19, 2022 21:17:29 GMT
Dante just... up and gave up on society? Was such a thing even possible? Well, the answer was obviously yes, considering what Dante had just explained. Kaya actually had to pause and consider it for a moment... she could get wanting to be alone for a little bit, but to just up and abandon civilization entirely just seemed to be a bit extreme for her. "I mean... just abandoning everyone and everything is going a bit too far, isn't it?" Kaya asked.
Dante admitted to Hawkeye that it wasn't easy adjusting to this sort of life at first, with no video games, TV shows, the internet, arcades, and so much more. "Because all of those things are needed in life," Hawkeye said in a sarcastic tone of voice, as he was a Digimon who lived quite comfortably without the amenities of modern human life. He did state that it got relaxing after a while, with Wormmon's yammering being the only thing he had to worry about. "My sympathies."
Then Dante and Wormmon argued over what Dante's sister's name was, which had both Kaya and Hawkeye practically making faces of awkwardness just listening to it. After that was over, Wormmon would explain his evolution line in a grandiose fashion. He went from Wormmon to Stingmon to a giant spider where he can "shoot bombs out of his butt." Kaya and Hawkeye's eyes both widened a bit from that description. "I'll have to ask that you refrain from discussing what will shoot out of your rear. I find that kind of topic very uncomfortable."
After Dante managed to get his partner to shut up, they heard Wormmon's stomach growl. Apparently all that talking made him hungry. Kaya couldn't help but laugh at that. "I could hear that tummy of yours from here, Wormmon! Don't worry, we should be getting there soon. You should hear Hawkeye's stomach when he gets hungry!"
"No, he should not. I'd never hear the end of it..."
What were Hawkeye's digivolutions? "Digivolutions for myself? Well, aside from my Halsemon and Karatenmon armor forms, I can Digivolve into an Aquilamon, and then into a Garudamon. I still haven't got enough power to reach the Mega level, however."
Finally, Snowflake Village was there in the group's sight, a snowy village with many different warm cabin-like houses and a large inn at the front of the town. "Hold on tight, everyone," Hawkeye warned before he began to descend right in front of the inn in question.
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Post by Dante on Aug 24, 2022 9:42:51 GMT
Kaya asked Dante if abandoning everyone had gone too far. "It was the right decision. I needed a break from all the little problems people start. Though I am eager to return." Dante chuckles when Hawkeye offers his sympathies for listening to Wormmon blather. Hawkeye didn't like the way Wormmon described his Ultimate ability. "Got it, no butt bombs."
Kaya could hear Wormmon's tummy rumble. She mentions hearing Hawkeye's belly when he gets hungry.
"It has been a long time since I had a nice meal. When we move back to Japan, we need to find a home really close to a nice ramen shop."
Hawkeye explains that he has many digivolutions as well, but cannot reach Mega as of now. It had been so long since Dante and Wormmon encountered a Mega evolution. Even an ultimate was rare to see during their exile. Wormmon smiles with delight as he pictures Hawkeye and himself battling off against foes.
"Ho ya! Could you imagine the two of us squashing some punk ass Digi losers? Oh, what about an ariel battle?"
As they approach the snowy village, Halsemon begins his descent. The group lands next to the village inn. Wormmon's eye bug out and he starts to drool on Dante's robes.
"Can you smell that? Must be a roasted chicken omelet with bacon and ice cream. Delicious!"
"It does smell good. I want as much protein as we can get."
Dante and Wormmon slide down from Halsemon and Dante's feet crush the snow beneath his boots, with Wormmon clinging onto his shoulder. The Tamer does a slight bow towards Kaya and Hawkeye.
"Thank you for the flight. I'm excited to travel with you."
"Ya, flying is so fun! Except for all the bugs that get in your face."
"Why do you think so many Tamers wear goggles?"
"I thought it was a fashion choice. Who chose your fashion, Dante? The crypt keeper? Always with the dark colors and leather."
"I'm too hungry for your weak teasing, let's eat."
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Sept 26, 2022 2:50:48 GMT
"Please refrain from using the phrase 'butt bombs,'" Hawkeye asked Wormmon in an annoyed tone. It was clear at this point that the avian Digimon was not a fan of discussions involving the subject of one's posterior. The Halsemon didn't feel that much better when Kaya started talking about what happens whenever he gets hungry. "Kaya, must you go telling everyone about things like that?"
"What? It's not like it's anything to even be that embarrassed about anyways. Look at Wormmon, he doesn't seem to mind it when that happens."
"That is because Wormmon has no dignity."
Wormmon then asked Hawkeye if he could picture himself and Wormmon fighting against enemy Digimon together, perhaps in an aerial battle of sorts. "I don't normally take pleasure in combat. It is a necessity to keep myself and Kaya alive. I moreso enjoy watching movies with her at home rather than fighting... but if it came down to it, you'd make a fairly decent ally, I believe."
The group then landed in front of the inn, with Hawkeye reverting back into a Hawkmon as soon as everyone else had gotten off of his back. Dante and Wormmon start talking about the delicious smells coming from inside, which Kaya and Hawkeye were both noticing as well. "Yeah, that really does smell good!"
"I concur," Hawkeye said, nodding as he smiled. "The smell is even beginning to make me a little bit hungry." And as if it were timed, Hawkeye's stomach was then heard grumbling loudly. Small patches of blush formed quickly on Hawkeye's face as Kaya giggled.
"A 'little bit' hungry, Hawkeye?"
"Don't laugh," Hawkeye said as he placed a wing on his stomach. "Same goes for you too, Dante, Wormmon. Let's just go inside, please."
Once the group entered inside, however, they would find only one other customer sitting at one of the booths. It was a Blizzarmon, with about five or six plates off food and a giant mug of beer at his table. Judging from how the other employees were looking at him, it was clear that they were kind of scared of him. It got even more suspicious when a Penmon employee came up to the group and said, "I-I'm sorry, but we're closed for now... the entire inn's been rented out."
"By one Digimon?"
The Penmon nodded. "He's... very persuasive."
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Post by Dante on Sept 26, 2022 11:08:48 GMT
It appears Hawkeye wasn't a fan of anything Wormmon had to say. The avian Digimon took issue with Wormmon's attack and his description of the move. Wormmon bobs his head from side to side waving his little claws around sarcastically.
"Meh meh meh meh. You got a lot of rules. No dignity? Dante, I'm trying to get along here, and Hawkeye won't stop bullying me."
"It was an uncalled for insult. Just try to let it slide, Wormmon."
While Wormmon revels in the idea of battle, it turns out Hawkeye does not enjoy combat the same way, and only fights when needed. The group gets to the inn and the smell of food awakens their hunger. However, as they enter the establishment, they notice a Blizzarmon that stands out, eating lots of food. A Penmon employ of the inn approaches the group and sheepishly explains that the inn is closed. Wormmon's eyes widen in disbelief.
"What?! It's because I'm green, isn't it! This is an outrage. I am in disbelieviful."
"That's not a word. You mean one Digimon gets all the food any we can't have any?"
It gets silent for a moment, Dante stares motionlessly straight ahead. His brows arch as his eyes stare daggers at nothing in particular. Wormmon cocks his head sideways and gives Dante a puzzled look. Finally, Dante speaks in a clear and stern tone. Wormmon could swear that he sees little thunder clouds forming around the Tamer's head.
"I strongly suggest you reconsider."
One thing is for sure, these travelers were getting some food, or there would be hell to pay. Kaya, Hawkeye, Dante and Wormmon are all hungry, and Dante isn't afraid to get his hands dirty if he has to. If this Blizzarmon is persuasive, they were going to have to be more persuasive to get that food.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Oct 30, 2022 3:13:18 GMT
Kaya groaned when Hawkeye and Wormmon started arguing once again, she was getting sick of the way that both of them were acting at this point. "The problem is both Hawkeye and Wormmon are just incompatible. Hawkeye's more like a stoic knight, and Wormmon is..." She looked back at the bug, trying to find a good way to describe him and failing. "...well, he's Wormmon." Once the group arrived at the inn, all of them very hungry, they were surprised to learn from the Penmon waitress that the inn was closed so that they could focus on one Blizzarmon that was having a giant feast of a meal at a nearby booth. Wormmon asked if the reason for that was because he was green, which Hawkeye couldn't help but groan about. "They are not going to turn away customers because of what color you are, Wormmon."
"They shouldn't be turning customers away at all. Why can't you serve both him and us?"
Penmon looked frightened as she looked over at the Blizzarmon. "I... he doesn't like other customers being here. He came in and scared everyone else out, then demanded we close the inn and make him that feast. He's an Ultimate level, none of us have any power to stop him." Dante then stared daggers at the Penmon asking her to reconsider, which only made her even more scared. "I'm so sorry, but it's out of my flippers! If I let anyone in, Blizzarmon's gonna delete me for sure!"
"So that Blizzarmon barged in and took this place over for himself... is that what you're saying?" Hawkeye asked the Penmon in a calm tone of voice.
The Penmon waitress hesitantly nodded. "Y-Yes, that sounds about right."
"Normally, we could just fight him head-on..." Hawkeye said, before his stomach rumbled again. A light blush appeared on his face as he looked down at his belly. "But in our current state, I highly doubt we'll be able to Digivolve at all. We'll need another way to confront him- Kaya, what are you doing?!"
"Hey! You!" Kaya yelled, stomping right over to where the Blizzarmon was sitting. "Is it true that you're the one not letting other customers come in?"
"Get outta here, kid," the Blizzarmon growled before taking another bite of meat. "I don't like background noise while I'm eating."
"Not until you give us a straight answer!"
"I said BEAT IT!"
"MAKE ME!"
Uh oh, things were going to get hairy real fast. Without the ability to Digivolve, Hawkeye and Wormmon stood no chance against this guy in a fight! What were they going to do?
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Post by Dante on Oct 30, 2022 5:02:29 GMT
The travelers had found themselves in a bind. Here they were, hungry and ready to eat, but denied service. The Penmon explains that Blizzarmon ran off the other customers and there wasn't anything the inn could do, seeing as how they are an Ultimate level. Hawkeye mentions that it would be hard to digivolve and fight while they were so hungry. Dante couldn't be too mad at Penmon, and they would need to think of a way to perhaps outsmart Blizzarmon.
Kaya instigates the gluttonous Ultimate level, and the two of them start to shout at each other. Blizzarmon refuses to answer Kaya's question regarding why they refuse to accept other customers, and she demands a straight answer. Dante scratches his chin for a moment while this interaction is going on, pondering for a solution to their problems. Dante turns and takes a few steps to the side, forming a mini idea huddle with Wormmon on his shoulder. They are out of range of Blizzarmon's hearing.
"What do you think, Wormmon? What if we tell him there's another restaurant? Do you think he would be foolish enough?"
"Hmm, it's worth a try, Dante. Any other ideas?"
"Not really. Not unless we can feed him something that will make him sick."
Dante turns his attention back to Kaya and Blizzarmon.
"That's okay, why don't we go to that buffet a little further south? I heard they have the best appetizers and private booths."
It was a long shot, but worth a try. This Digimon didn't seem all that bright. If not, it was back to the drawing board for the hungry travelers. There was always the chance that Blizzarmon would get full before finishing all the food in the inn. The smell of food only made them hungrier, and Wormmon is a sliver away from opening up a can of beat down soup, Ultimate or not. Even if Dante's ruse to get Blizzarmon to lose interest in the inn and leave didn't work, there may be another option that has not come to mind yet.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Nov 18, 2022 5:43:29 GMT
Hawkeye couldn't help but overhear what Dante and Wormmon were talking about to each other out of Blizzarmon's earshot... likely because he stood by them instead of joining in with Kaya's shouting match with the Ultimate level. It seemed the two wanted to try and tell the Blizarrmon that there was another restaurant, which Hawkeye didn't believe would work. The Snowflake Inn was the village's restaurant after all, there wouldn't be another one for who knows how many kilometers away. But the other thing Dante mentioned did give Hawkeye an idea... but that would be saved for later. Kaya and Blizzarmon's argument wasn't really going all that smoothly. In fact, it had devolved into the two just shouting unpleasant things at each other, and no real progress was being made. The two stopped when Dante spoke up, saying that the buffet down south had private booths and the best appetizers, the last part of which making Hawkeye's stomach rumble yet again. Ugh, hopefully this works... Hawkeye thought. It would only be a matter of time until Wormmon caught on how hungry the Hawkmon was, and he wasn't exactly keen on that kind of teasing at the moment.
Both Kaya and Blizzarmon looked... confused. As far as Kaya knew, there was no such restaurant down south, not in this section of the Digital World at least. And unfortunately, Blizzarmon appeared to be smarter than he looked. "Eh? What the hell are you talkin' about, drumstick? I just came from the south, there's no buffet there. Now get lost, I don't like having company while I eat."
"I hope you overeat and throw it all up," Kaya bitterly told the Blizzarmon before she rejoined the others. "UGH, I hate jerks like that guy! Walking in here like he owns the place... someone oughta give him a taste of his own medicine."
Hawkeye smirked as he spoke up. "I may have an idea on how we can achieve that."
"Eh? You do, Hawkeye?"
"Mhm, but it will require us to contact one of our allies to make it work. Are you okay with that?"
"Um... sure, I guess? But who did you have in mind?"
Now it was Kaya and Hawkeye's turn to huddle up as the Hawkmon whispered something into Kaya's ear. The look on Kaya's face afterwards was one of disgust, which then morphed into a more gleeful expression. "Oh, that is perfect. But won't he figure it out right away?"
"Even the worst dishes can be made to look edible. With the way Blizzarmon is eating, it is likely that he'll toss it in his mouth without a second thought."
Kaya smiled and nodded before she pulled out her D-Terminal. All the while, Hawkeye was simply holding his belly as he waited, since that's all he was really able to do at this point in time. Surely, Dante and Wormmon were doing the exact same thing. Once she was done, Kaya turned to look at Dante and said, "Alright, I have a couple friends showing up soon, since they're in the area anyways for a job. You don't mind waiting a few more minutes, do you?"
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Post by Dante on Nov 19, 2022 8:12:51 GMT
Dante delivers his dishonest claim casually and as convincingly as he can. In spite of his efforts, Blizzarmon would not be conned so easily. He exclaims that he just came from the south and saw no such restaurant, referring to Dante as 'drumstick'. Disappointed his ruse failed horribly, Dante appears discouraged and caught off guard. Dante takes a few steps back to converse with Wormmon.
"Argh, drumstick? Who the hell is this mon?"
"Well, that went about as well as a Lindsay Lohan comeback Christmas movie would be."
"Wow, that was oddly specific."
The group is growing hungrier. The duo hears Hawkeye's stomach growl. Wormmon snickers to himself, but the feathered archer isn't the only one craving food. Wormmon is fed up with this gluttonous Ultimate level and joins Kaya in complaining about his rude behavior.
"If I had a boot, and a big foot, I'd tell ya where I'd shove it! Boom! Right in his cake hole."
"Don't worry, little buddy. You are great at putting your foot in your mouth."
"Really? Thanks, Dante."
Dante looks at Kaya and smiles. It would appear that Dante's phrase went over Wormy's smooth head. The growing hunger is rapidly draining Dante's ability to control his inhibitions. He's getting hangry. Hawkeye comes up with an idea, and he and Kaya form their own huddle. Kaya mentions she has some friends in the area and asks if it is alright that they wait a few minutes.
"Yeah, I guess I can wait a little while longer before I introduce 'all you can eat asshole' here to the floor."
"Heh, heh. If I had a greenie, I'd wish for a volcano to shove him into."
"You mean a genie, or a Djinn."
"Ah yes, a DJ. Wait, what's a greenie?"
"The D is silent. It's basically nose candy baseball players use to stay focused. Sorry, my mind tends to wander when I'm hungry."
The group decides that if Blizzarmon would not stop soup blocking them, they would feed him something nasty to make him sick. Most of the meals Wormmon makes would do the trick. Dante bites his lip and twiddles his thumbs impatiently. You would think that months in self-imposed exile would teach Dante patience, but that had not taken. The smell of hot food only spurred the hungry guests.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Jan 4, 2023 5:09:36 GMT
Naturally, Dante looked discouraged by his failed ruse attempt towards the Blizzarmon. Which meant the group was right back at square one, which was being hungry with no way to get a table thanks to that gluttonous Ultimate. Hawkeye heard Wormmon chuckling a bit after the bird's stomach made its hungry cry, which made the Hawkmon give the bug the stink eye. "What's so funny?"
And thanks to that Blizzarmon, both Kaya and Wormmon were both in a very complain-y sort of mood. Kaya looked at Dante when he said that "foot in the mouth" phrase to his partner, who seemed to have it completely fly over his head. Both Kaya and Hawkeye laughed in response, both for similar yet also very different reasons. Of course, that laughter was interrupted by Hawkeye's stomach loudly protesting once again. "We need to resolve this, fast."
"Agreed."
Dante and Wormmon agreed to waiting a little bit longer for Kaya's mystery guests to arrive. Thankfully, it would not be long before something could be heard landing outside not too far away. Kaya headed over to the door and opened it, revealing none other than Adrian Boriker and his partner, Shoutmon. Kaya smiled when she saw them heading up to the inn. "Adrian, Shoutmon, thank you both for coming on short notice like this."
"Trust me, it's no problem at all, but you were really vague in your text," Adrian explained, before his eyes shifted over to Dante and Wormmon. He squinted a bit. "Those two seem really familiar..."
"Never mind them, they're new friends of ours. I didn't tell you what was going on because I didn't want you and Shoutmon rushing into anything. See..." Kaya would then tell the two of them about their struggle, how they were all hungry for breakfast but the Blizzarmon was preventing anyone but him to eat. Needless to say, neither of them were all too pleased to hear that. "What kinda jerk does that guy think he is?!" Shoutmon asked, glaring right at the Blizzarmon. He punched his hand. "Do you want us to teach him a thing or two?"
"Yes, but not in the way you're thinking," Hawkeye said. "Shoutmon, how do you feel about putting your 'renowned culinary skills' to the test?"
"...you just had to bring that up, didn't you?" Shoutmon asked with an unamused expression. "Although, if he were to eat my cooking disguised as the inn's food, it might get him to back off. But I don't know how to do that without starting a fire."
"That's where we'll come in," Kaya said before turning to Dante and Wormmon. "The four of us are going to be making something 'extra special' for Blizzarmon to eat with the chef, along with something for the six of us. But for this to work, Blizzarmon can't suspect that we're up to something. Think you two could maybe distract him for a while?"
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Post by Dante on Jan 15, 2023 11:40:37 GMT
Dante had only recently emerged from his self-imposed exile and already things are moving and shaking. Not only did he run into a fellow Tamer he met before, this Blizzarmon was grub blocking these Humans and their lovely partners. Wormmon's brain starts to slow down as the scent of hot food stimulates where his nose would be if he had one. Hawkeye's stomach growling loudly shows that the group is hungry and ready for a big meal.
Then something happened that catches Dante off guard. Kaya's mystery guests arrive, and they are none other than Adrian and Shoutmon. Dante and Wormmon had gone on many an adventure with this duo. Before Dante can know it, Kaya informs Dante and the Worm King of their plan to stop Blizzarmon.
Things suddenly seemed to move fast. Seeing Adrian and Shoutmon triggered a rush of old memories to come flooding back. Dante starts to panic as he runs his fingers through his hair in frustration. Dante had ran into Adrian both in the Digital World and back in Shibuya as well. Dante thinks back to the time at the abandoned school.
Dante finds himself alone in a dark hallway at the abandoned school. He is standing in a puddle of water and can feel the water seeping through his shoes. The rumblings of old pipes can be heard in the distance. Dante looks around frantically, trying to detect what is around him with only a few flickers of light from half dead bulbs. He sees Adrian standing down the hallway.
Dante calls out to Adrian and reaches out towards him, but all of a sudden, the lights flicker, and Adrian is gone. Dante charges down the hallway, searching for Adrian. He finds a girl with messy long dark hair wearing tattered rags facing away with her shoulders low. Dante hears a familiar voice from his past cackle from the shadows. It sounds like a smooth devil with a silver tongue and more wit than sense. Dante recognizes the young woman as Annie, the girl him and Adrian helped save. As Dante approaches Annie, a thief with an evil grin carrying knives leaps towards Annie.
Wormmon bonks Dante on the head and snaps him back to reality.
"You okay, there, Dante? Kaya is telling you the plan."
"Huh? Oh yes, we can create a distraction. Adrian and Shoutmon, it's great to see you again. I'm so surprised."
"There's no time for a big reunion hug, we gotta stick it to that big meanie, funky style."
While the others prepare the group a meal, and a special dish for the rude Blizzarmon, Dante and Wormmon move in to make a distraction. Dante approaches Blizzarmon's table and stands confidently while holding Wormmon.
"What's dinner without a show? It's time for the amazing ventriloquist duo, Dante and the Worm King!"
"I told you I get top billing, you meat puppet."
"Settle down, little buddy. We haven't even gotten to the jokes yet."
"You mean the joke isn't your bad breath? I thought you were going for some artsy surreal piece."
"How do you even know what the word surreal means?"
"Don't insult my intelligence, Dante. You're ruining the whole standup routine."
Wormmon starts wiggling around, trying to get out of Dante's hands. The Worm King squirms around scratching Dante like a cat. Dante holds Wormmon out at arms length and tries to put him down. Dante lets go, and Wormmon headbutts Dante in the shin. Dante drops down and starts cradling his shin in agony.
"Oww! Damn little bug brain. I just wanna hang out and have a nice meal."
"Be quiet, Dante! Now, it's time for my rap. If you have to make noise, you can at least beatbox for me."
Wormmon hops on the table and starts dancing around like a rapper in a 2000's music video.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! MC Wormmon rocking the mic. I get more booty than the seat on a bike. Stepping to me, that's a bad decision. Your game is shorthand, I'm long division. My sick bars will leave you black and blue. You're a water type, I'm a Pikachu. When it comes to my game, the ladies never doubt. All the ladies in the club let me hear you shout!"
"Where did he get those gold chains?"
Wormmon dances around rapping on the table to distract Blizzarmon while the cooks prepare the food. Whatever Dante and Wormmon are doing, it is certainly weird.
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Post by Kaya Matsui and Hawkeye on Mar 29, 2023 3:58:35 GMT
Adrian was very, very confused when Dante started looking like he was having a panic attack when the two met eyes. Shoutmon wasn't quite sure what was going on either, and neither did Kaya and Hawkeye. They all pretty much had the same look of confusion as Dante was stuck in his traumatic imagination. "Um, did I do something wrong?" Adrian asked after a minute or so.
"I don't think so," Kaya responded. "Then why is the guy having some kinda panic attack right now?" Shoutmon asked, his eyebrow raised. Eventually, Wormmon bonked Dante on the head, and he was brought back to his senses. To Adrian's and Shoutmon's surprise, Dante actually knew the two of them, stating that it was great to see them again. "Say what now?"
Adrian hummed in thought as he tried to think back to where he might have met Dante before. Unfortunately, their meeting happened years ago, and the writer rolled a 2 on a d20 to see if Adrian remembered Dante or not. "I'm sorry, man, but you'll have to remind me on where we met," Adrian said as he sweat dropped. "I don't remember you in the slightest."
"Perhaps we can all discuss later when we've been properly fed," Hawkeye pointed out, his wings crossed and his foot tapping on the ground. Dante and Wormmon thankfully agreed to distract the cranky Blizzarmon while the others did their thing in the kitchen. Being as Hawkeye had the most cooking experience of the group, he was almost immediately elected as the one to watch over Dante, Wormmon, and Blizzarmon, to see if the distraction was working or not. This was fine with Hawkeye, as he was so hungry that his own willpower was starting to decrease. Hawkeye... had no idea what kind of act Dante and Wormmon were doing. His facial expression just grew more and more confused-looking as it went on, with it seemingly starting out as some kind of ventriloquist act before Wormmon went rogue and decided to do his own thing. What in the name of homeostasis are they doing?
Blizzarmon was just as confused as Hawkeye was. He couldn't take his eyes off of Wormmon as he did his little rap and dance, wondering just what the hell this green bug was rapping about. What was a Pikachu? Blizzarmon wasn't a water type, he was an ice type if anything. Where did he get those gold chains? Did he always have those? Regardless, whatever the heck Wormmon was doing... it was working.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, head chef Shoutmon was commanding Adrian and Kaya both on what to include in this "dish." What they were pretending to make was a bowl of donburi, and by all accounts, the group had managed to make it look presentable. However, with Shoutmon as the head chef, that meant that the food would taste like complete and utter garbage while still looking tasty. To say that the kitchen smelled awful afterwards with all the fires and accidents they had would be an understatement.
The Penmon server took the dish, all while trying to not look like she was going to hurl at the smell of the kitchen, and delivered it to Blizzarmon's table. She too was confused and mesmerized by Wormmon's weird rap, however, meaning that he would have to stop if she was to serve the donburi to Blizzarmon. "H-Here you go, sir..."
"*sniff* *sniif* Mmmmm, this smells delightful," Blizzarmon said, taking his fork and stuffing a huge bite into his mouth without a care in the world.
...
Maybe it worked a little too well. Unless having Blizzarmon lying nearly dead on the inn floor, foaming at the mouth is what the group wanted?
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Post by Dante on Apr 27, 2023 9:17:43 GMT
The rush of memories brought by Adrian's appearance caused the others to wonder what is going on with Dante. Had the two Tamers really met before? Adrian doesn't seem to recall where they had met. Nonetheless, there was bigger fish to fry, and plenty of time to reminisce later. Hawkeye had a trojan horse of a meal to cook up.
Hawkeye wasn't the only part of this ruse. Wormmon distracted Blizzarmon with his bizarre rapping performance and sudden reveal of his gold necklaces. Was Wormmon secretly an alchemist with the ability to conjure gold? Was he just carrying them around in his mouth or a hidden fanny pack? Regardless, the performance successfully diverted the monster's attention away from the Hawkmon's cooking.
Dante watches on, shivering with anticipation as he covers his lips with his hands curled up into balls. Blizzarmon devours the meal pleasantly. It is not long until the poison takes effect and the fiend is rolling on the floor and foaming at the mouth. Wormmon chuckles with glee and pumps his little arms with joy.
"Hee hee. That should teach that big meanie. Now then, I want a burger pizza, a pizza burger, and a pizza burger pizza."
"That order is absurd, ridiculous, and has a higher calorie content than an ice cream truck. Though I am ready for a hot meal."
"Remind me not to order Hawkeye's donburi."
As far as Dante and Adrian's history, Dante isn't sure he wants to relive some of his close calls with death. He decides not to mention their bloody rendezvous in the abandoned school.
"I'm not sure I recall where we met before, Adrian. I believe there was a forest involved. Come to think of it, the forest is all I have seen for months until today."
"Maybe Adrian and Shoutmon were secret rock stars hiding under a mask."
"Wait a minute, Shoutmon is White Wolf? I knew it!"
Dante was not only foggy on Adrian's identity but is still just as clueless as ever about White Wolf's identity/ At least some things never change. With Blizzarmon taken out of action. the Tamers and Digimon could enjoy a nice meal indoors. They would find out if months living in the wilderness had changed Wormmon's already disastrous table manners for the worse.
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