Post by VonJabey on Jan 12, 2014 5:43:40 GMT
Two girls stared into a Mirror, washing their hands in the sinks in front of them.
"So I was like, "No" and he was like "You are" and I was like "I kinda am." So long story short, he's kinda my boyfriend right now." Spliced said, looking at her Hands, being a Pikachu, she was short and Yellow.
"I. Am so pretty." Random said, as she finished washing her hands. They were about to leave, when someone walked in. They looked like Megaman.EXE.
The girl walked over to the toilet, much to Spliced and Random's confusion.
"Excuse me?" Random Asked, tapping her foot. She was ignored.
"Hello?" Spliced asked, waiving an arm.
"What?" The new girl asked, turning around.
"Who. The F*** are Ewe?!" Random asked glaring at the girl.
"Who the F***,are you?!" The girl yelled back.
"I asked ewe first." Random said.
"I asked you second!" The girl yelled. Spliced scoffed.
"She's Randomized, Head Cheerleader, Home Coming Queen, Part Time Model." Spliced said, with her hands on her hips.
"Who. The F***. ARE EWE?!" Random asked.
"I'm Anu. I'm new." Anu said, looking at them.
"Who the F*** let ewe in here?!" Random asked.
"Babs." Anu said.
"Babs who?!" Random yelled.
"BabsBunny23!" Anu yelled.
"BabsBunny23 isn't even in charge of the door." Spliced said, going into deep thought.
"Well Anu. let me tell ewe how things work over here in DFRP." Random said, putting her hands on her hips.
"I already know how things work over here." Anu said.
"Babs is in charge of snacks, why is she letting people in the door..." Spliced wondered to herself.
"This is my Bathroom, this is my School, and this is me telling you, that you need to learn your place here." Random said.
"Guess what. I already know all that stuff." Anu said.
"REALLY?!" Random yelled.
"YEAH!" Anu yelled back.
"Kaizer is in charge of the door, what the f*** is she doing letting BabsBunny23 let people in?" Spliced wondered, before leaving the bathroom.
"You're not from around here, are ewe, Anu?" Random asked.
"I just transferred here, From PFRP." Anu said.
"Where the f*** is that?" Random asked.
"North of TVTropes, west of Fanfiction." Anu replied.
"Well, lemmie tell ewe how things work over here on DFRP." Random said.
"I ALREADY KNOW HOW THINGS WORK OVER HERE ON DFRP!" Anu said.
"O RLY?!" Random yelled.
"YEAH! Soveless told me about it!" Anu yelled.
"What. the F*** are ewe doing talking to Soveless?!" Random asked.
"WE HAVE ALGEBRA II TOGETHER!" Anu yelled, as Spliced re entered.
"Is Kaizer sick? Is she coughing up hairballs? I feel like her Dad might have...died." Spliced said.
"That's. My F***Ing. BOYFRIEND BIT**" Random yelled.
"Well that's not what VonJabey said!"
"Well VonJabey is a F***Ing liar." Random said.
"HE SURE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT YOU AND SINN!"
"Wait, Cookies' Dad is sick, Kaizer's Dad is a Senator. DUH SPLICED!" Spliced said, hitting her forehead.
Random sighed angrily. "Look Anu. What is it that ewe want, exactly?" Random asked.
"I want. To poop here. Whenever I want, for as long as I want." Anu said.
"Fine. But know this. I, do not like ewe." Random said.
"I feel indifferent towards you." Anu said.
"I'm watching ewe." Random replied.
"I'm going to poop now." Anu said, going into one of the stalls. Very disturbing noises came from the staff for a good two minutes, until Anu left the stall.
"OWNED! Have fun smelling my poops, bit**es!" Anu yelled, before leaving.
YAY OO
"So I was like, "No" and he was like "You are" and I was like "I kinda am." So long story short, he's kinda my boyfriend right now." Spliced said, looking at her Hands, being a Pikachu, she was short and Yellow.
"I. Am so pretty." Random said, as she finished washing her hands. They were about to leave, when someone walked in. They looked like Megaman.EXE.
The girl walked over to the toilet, much to Spliced and Random's confusion.
"Excuse me?" Random Asked, tapping her foot. She was ignored.
"Hello?" Spliced asked, waiving an arm.
"What?" The new girl asked, turning around.
"Who. The F*** are Ewe?!" Random asked glaring at the girl.
"Who the F***,are you?!" The girl yelled back.
"I asked ewe first." Random said.
"I asked you second!" The girl yelled. Spliced scoffed.
"She's Randomized, Head Cheerleader, Home Coming Queen, Part Time Model." Spliced said, with her hands on her hips.
"Who. The F***. ARE EWE?!" Random asked.
"I'm Anu. I'm new." Anu said, looking at them.
"Who the F*** let ewe in here?!" Random asked.
"Babs." Anu said.
"Babs who?!" Random yelled.
"BabsBunny23!" Anu yelled.
"BabsBunny23 isn't even in charge of the door." Spliced said, going into deep thought.
"Well Anu. let me tell ewe how things work over here in DFRP." Random said, putting her hands on her hips.
"I already know how things work over here." Anu said.
"Babs is in charge of snacks, why is she letting people in the door..." Spliced wondered to herself.
"This is my Bathroom, this is my School, and this is me telling you, that you need to learn your place here." Random said.
"Guess what. I already know all that stuff." Anu said.
"REALLY?!" Random yelled.
"YEAH!" Anu yelled back.
"Kaizer is in charge of the door, what the f*** is she doing letting BabsBunny23 let people in?" Spliced wondered, before leaving the bathroom.
"You're not from around here, are ewe, Anu?" Random asked.
"I just transferred here, From PFRP." Anu said.
"Where the f*** is that?" Random asked.
"North of TVTropes, west of Fanfiction." Anu replied.
"Well, lemmie tell ewe how things work over here on DFRP." Random said.
"I ALREADY KNOW HOW THINGS WORK OVER HERE ON DFRP!" Anu said.
"O RLY?!" Random yelled.
"YEAH! Soveless told me about it!" Anu yelled.
"What. the F*** are ewe doing talking to Soveless?!" Random asked.
"WE HAVE ALGEBRA II TOGETHER!" Anu yelled, as Spliced re entered.
"Is Kaizer sick? Is she coughing up hairballs? I feel like her Dad might have...died." Spliced said.
"That's. My F***Ing. BOYFRIEND BIT**" Random yelled.
"Well that's not what VonJabey said!"
"Well VonJabey is a F***Ing liar." Random said.
"HE SURE KNOWS A LOT ABOUT YOU AND SINN!"
"Wait, Cookies' Dad is sick, Kaizer's Dad is a Senator. DUH SPLICED!" Spliced said, hitting her forehead.
Random sighed angrily. "Look Anu. What is it that ewe want, exactly?" Random asked.
"I want. To poop here. Whenever I want, for as long as I want." Anu said.
"Fine. But know this. I, do not like ewe." Random said.
"I feel indifferent towards you." Anu said.
"I'm watching ewe." Random replied.
"I'm going to poop now." Anu said, going into one of the stalls. Very disturbing noises came from the staff for a good two minutes, until Anu left the stall.
"OWNED! Have fun smelling my poops, bit**es!" Anu yelled, before leaving.
YAY OO