Everybody Loves Me (Dante/Panzer/Eva, Closed)

The trip there had been exhausting, and Wormmon was complaining the whole way there. They had come a long way since they first met each other. Overcoming powerful opponents despite the odds against them. However, if they were going to continue onward, they would have to take it to the next level. Dante hears someone coming. A large woman and her partner show up in the same area. Wormmon notices her, and his eyes bug out. "Whoah! Who is that, Dante? Is she a Digimon?" "I don't think so. We haven't seen any dragons yet. Only just got here. They are mostly at the bottom of the canyon."

Neither of them have ever seen a Tamer like her before. And Agumon Black looked vicious. These were not like the usual Tamers they had ran into. Like Team Takashi, a bunch of misfits under the leadership of a stupid child. It was hard not to be intimidated by this woman. Wormmon is delighted to see such a well endowed woman. "Is she some kind of an amazon?" "I think this is what German women look like. Not at all like the women back home in Italia." "Or like all the hot schoolgirls in Japan." "Is that all you think about, little buddy?" Wormmon types a list up on Dante's phone. "Things Wormmon thinks of: Food, Women, Mayhem." "Well that sounds about right."

Panzer may look as tough as nails, but at least she has a sense of humor. Wormmon answers her question about why a Digimon would be attracted to Humans. "Well, Humans are mysterious creatures. They have all these weird rules, and most Humans are flat out stupid." Dante didn't exactly disagree with this statement. Whether or not Wormmon picked up on Dante's pessimism, or genuinely felt that away about people, is up for speculation. "And why do I like women? Well, even though they yell at me a lot, and freak out over everything, some of them look so pretty. And what's not to love about a big ole pair of squishy breasts?" Why a Digimon would be so obsessed over the female form is a mystery, but Wormmon in general is a rather bizarre Digimon. Dante has learned to just accept Wormmon as this crazy bug with no self control, shame, or boundaries.

Suddenly, it sounds like something's coming closer. Could it finally be a dragon to battle? Dante looks over to see who it is. Four teenage boys with pretty faces and expensive haircuts are also visiting the valley. "Oh, not them, not now!" Wormmon looks over to see who it is. "Ahh, it's the Handsome Boys! Cover her eyes before they steal another heart!" There was Kano, a record breaking swimmer with blonde hair and a chiseled body. Babi, the bad boy girls think they can change. Leo, the soft and frail one with green hair and a face you just want to punch. Although all their faces are equally punchable. And there was the leader, the tall one, Red. The no nonsense, too cool for school, ultimate dream boat fantasy with long black hair. They are dressed in their student clothes, but more casually this time.

The Handsome Boys notice the group, and come walking over. "Well, look who it is, boys. The creepy little perverted insect, and Wormmon." The other Handsome Boys laugh. "Hello, Red. I haven't seen you since we kicked your waxed butts on the Basketball court." "Yes, that was rather unfortunate. I place the blame solely on Shirou." Babi steps forward, looking furious. "Do you have any idea where he sent us afterwards?! We had to dig out in the hot desert in one of Shirou's stupid virtual worlds for what felt like an eternity!" "That wasn't that long ago." "In the real world, only a day had past. But inside Shirou's virtual reality, we were stuck there for years!" "That's how we maintained our beautiful appearances."

With that bit of explanation out of the way, Dante is ready to battle. "So, have you come here for revenge?" "Actually, we are here on holiday." "Sometimes we go out deep into the Digital World to get away from all of our fangirls." "So stay out of our way!" "By the way, what's a miserable tool like you doing with that plus sized beauty?" "Like Dante could ever get a girlfriend who looks like that!" (Thinking) "Like Dante could ever get a girlfriend at all." Dante tightens his fist. Would it be too foolish to attack them anyway? "We are here looking for a fight. Not just a bunch of she-men looking for some alone time."

Red smirks, making his face even more punchable. "Whatever. I don't really care what you're doing, or what you think. We'll be over there, grilling up some steaks." Kano lifts up an ice chest, and Leo lifts up a portable barbeque. Wormmon jumps up and down. "You fruits have steaks?! Gimme gimme!" "Ha! Like we would share with the likes of you." Red looks at Panzer, looking up and down at all of her features. "Tell you what. I'm feeling generous, and that woman clearly isn't just another dumb fangirl. We will give you some steaks, if she agrees to go on a date with us. Go ahead, ladies choice. You can pick any of us, or even more than one if you just can't decide." The Handsome Boys start posing and flexing, acting like God's gift to women. "Pathetic..."

Red sits on the ground. He starts to laugh. "Ya, I bet you feel pretty good about yourself." He stands up and dusts himself off. "I knew you were the type that has to feel powerful. Probably some kind of penis envy thing going on. Now that you've had your fun, shut up and listen." Red takes out his digivice and points it at the ground. Streams of data flow out from the digivice, and Red Veemon appears standing next to Red. "You see, I was never in any real danger. My partner would have saved me. Now, hot cheeks, how about a battle? I came here looking for relaxation, but you've gone and got my blood boiling."

Dante shakes his head and looks down. (Thinking) "Just stop talking already, Red. Of all the places in the Digital World, and these ladies gotta show up. And right after I run into a babe." The other Handsome Boys laugh, waiting to see Red crush this brash woman. "Oh, now you've done it! When Red's looking for a fight, you know you've bitten off more than you can chew." "Let's see how tough she is after Red Veemon whips that little lizard of hers!"

Wormmon noms one of the steaks, and talks with food in his mouth *Crunch Crunch* "You know, how about everybody simmers down, and we eat this delicious, juicy, savory steak? Hey, is there barbeque sauce?" "This isn't about the steaks anymore, stupid little bug. This is about a woman thinking she can boss people around." Dante tightens his fist and steps forward on behalf on Panzer. The rest of the Handsome Boys back Red up. "I wouldn't think about it, Dante! This is between our leader and this she-gorilla. If you step in, we will annihilate you 4 on 2." "You know, for dreamboats, you sure seem to treat women poorly." "Says the guy who's still single. Nice guys like you finish last."

Panzer returned from her firewood hunt and was rather displeased to see her orders had been pretty much ignored. Alright that was god damn annoying but nothing she couldn't deal with; it was always best to do something yourself if you wanted it done right after all. The German Amazonian bent down to turn a few of the discarded sticks into make shift spits for which to cook the steaks...but then she heard what Red said. For a few moments she remained crouched on the ground counting out the required amount of sticks before rising to her feet. Her face was utterly emotionless as she walked towards the Red Veemon like a storm silently brewing. If Red had anything on his bucket list that he wanted to get done....well let's hope it doesn't take more than a couple of minutes as that was all he had left. While all of this was happening the Black Agumon burst out laughing rolling around on her back.

It was at that moment the partially cybernetic Renamon showed up..and was pretty much swept to the side by Panzer. She lashed out throwing a powerful kick at the Red Veemon swiftly joined by her partner. The Black dinosaur Digimon unleashed a black fireball...but not towards Veemon; instead she had aimed for Red himself! Taking advantage of however Veemon responded, be it a counter attack or a dodge, Panzer would jump over the tiny Red Digimon and land on the ground behind him before running towards Red himself! The fireballs launched by Rexanna, which may or may not have hit their target it mattered not, proved to be the perfect concentration breaker. It was most likely, although not a definite, that Red would attempt to dodge the fireballs which was exactly what Panzer wanted. She made her way towards Red fury in her eyes, rage having ignited a murderous glare focused purely upon the leader of the pretty boys.

OOC note: follow paragraph only relates if Veemon jumped back/moved to defend Red from the fireball.

If it turned out that Veemon had taken a more defensive approach and blocked the fireballs intended for his Tamer, which again was possible, then the Black Agumon changed her target. She would run around Panzer in an arc and charge at Veemon from the side lips curled into a ferocious snarl. Rexanna made a dive for Veemon unleashing a cone of black fire from her mouth. Again taking advantage of the "distraction" tactic Rexanna would jump through the flames attempting to land on Veemon knocking him out of the way. Which either way things played out, be it the way that involved Rexanna moving Veemon out of the way or with Panzer simply running past them, the German Amazonian would hopefully find her way within attack range if Red. The look that illuminated Panzer's gaze was not the cold impassioned steel from before it was pure hatred; raw, red and explosive all of it directed right at Red.

OOC note: Following paragraph only relates IF Panzer managed to get within punching range of Red.

"This is the price to pay for refusing mercy." She lashed out a violent barrage of fists flying towards Red's face. She would not show mercy, she would not be stopped nor would she listen to ANYTHING anyone said to make her listen. Red had his chance and blew it. Deep down Panzer knew she should have just let Red fall in the first instance even if it meant his death. The odds were not in Red's favour. Not only was Panzer faster and stronger than him, she was at peak physical condition after all, she also had a LOT more experience than he would have for any time soon. In fact the only real advantage that Red might have would lie in his partner and wherever the Red Veemon would be able to Digivolve to champion level or higher; that would be more than enough to defeat both Panzer and her murderously violently black fire spewing Godzillamon. 

Well, that attempt at intimidation, plus that awesome line about "finishing" (Eva thought it was awesome anyway) seemed to do nothing. She couldn't tell if it was an ineffective thing to say for intimidation, or if it would have worked because suddenly some crazy chick was attacking the morons who looked like they were straight out of a damn boy band.

Idiots or not, they was no need for any bloodshed here. A feedback screech from the stormshield EM barrier would certainly be loud enough to have a chance of breaking this up, plus would be as earsplitting as nails on a chalkboard, however, such a move would overheat, if not completely break the shield system.

Instead, she just yells at these idiots at the top of her lungs, hoping that would be enough to distract these guys from killing eachother.

"ENOUGH! BREAK IT UP!"

She took a deep breath, before continuing in a more normal, but still rather stern voice. "Let's all calm the f**k down, sit the f**k down, and deal with this like mature adults!"


It's a good thing there was someone sitting behind the fourth wall to censor Eva's foul language!