The Digital News Network
Oct 1, 2019 6:56:36 GMT
Post by Dante on Oct 1, 2019 6:56:36 GMT
"Live from Rosewood's newest TV studio, it's time for Digital News!"
Dante and Wormmon are sitting at a news desk with a map of the Digital World in the backdrop. Dante's hair is spiked up and he is wearing a black suit with a red bow tie. Wormmon is wearing sunglasses and lots of gold jewelry. There is a clone army of Sherrys running the production. One is behind a camera, another is the hostess, and several are rushing around doing the rest of the work.
"Good evening, I'm Dante Palladino, and welcome to the first edition of Digital News."
"Attention, subjects! This is your Worm King speaking. Even though watching the news is incredibly boring, and I've never done so in my life, I command thee to watch!"
"Wormmon, be nice to the viewers. This show is designed to share information and inform the residents of Rosewood."
"You went from hating the press, to being a news anchor. Sellout."
"There's a perfectly good explanation for-"
"Breaking news! We have a missing persons report. Well, it's not really a person. Stupid Dante lost the TV remote. If you know where the remote is, please call 555-"
"Our TV remote being missing is not news! Digimon want relevant news."
"You haven't been relevant since flip phones were in! Ah haa haha!"
"Stop it, Wormmon. You are ruining the show."
"Oh boo hoo! Why do you care about the news? Does this have something to do with your obsession with Seth Myers?"
"I do not have an obsession with Seth Myers. I'm just a big fan. Anyway, let's go to our reporter Sherry. Now Sherry, I heard there was a big fire that broke out in the Server Woods."
"Actually, Dante, I want to hear more about this obsession with Seth Myers you have."
"Will you people knock it off?! Tell us about the fire."
"Well, Dante, a fire did indeed break out in the Server Woods. A SkullGreymon went on a rampage and burned down dozens of acres."
"Wow, that's very shocking. You heard it here on Digital News."
"That was like two years ago, Dante! You want recent news, go to celebrity Twitter pages like a normal Digital Monster."
"We'll be right back with some recent news after I strangle the life out of Wormmon. Now, let's hear a word from our sponsor."
"Does your Digimon go to the bathroom on the floor? Are you tired of your Digimon stinking up the house? Not anymore! Introducing Delete-a-Dump, the can that will leave your house smelling fresh and clean. Simply spray the can on your Digimon's waste, dirt or hair buildups, and watch as Delete-a-Dump deletes the mess right before your eyes! Cleaning up after your Digi pal has never been easier. WARNING! Do not inhale fumes. Do not use near open flame. Do not use if you are pregnant, or your Digimon is pregnant. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, loss of limbs, and zombies. Pick up your can today!" *Coughs out green fumes and falls over.*
Dante and Wormmon are sitting at a news desk with a map of the Digital World in the backdrop. Dante's hair is spiked up and he is wearing a black suit with a red bow tie. Wormmon is wearing sunglasses and lots of gold jewelry. There is a clone army of Sherrys running the production. One is behind a camera, another is the hostess, and several are rushing around doing the rest of the work.
"Good evening, I'm Dante Palladino, and welcome to the first edition of Digital News."
"Attention, subjects! This is your Worm King speaking. Even though watching the news is incredibly boring, and I've never done so in my life, I command thee to watch!"
"Wormmon, be nice to the viewers. This show is designed to share information and inform the residents of Rosewood."
"You went from hating the press, to being a news anchor. Sellout."
"There's a perfectly good explanation for-"
"Breaking news! We have a missing persons report. Well, it's not really a person. Stupid Dante lost the TV remote. If you know where the remote is, please call 555-"
"Our TV remote being missing is not news! Digimon want relevant news."
"You haven't been relevant since flip phones were in! Ah haa haha!"
"Stop it, Wormmon. You are ruining the show."
"Oh boo hoo! Why do you care about the news? Does this have something to do with your obsession with Seth Myers?"
"I do not have an obsession with Seth Myers. I'm just a big fan. Anyway, let's go to our reporter Sherry. Now Sherry, I heard there was a big fire that broke out in the Server Woods."
"Actually, Dante, I want to hear more about this obsession with Seth Myers you have."
"Will you people knock it off?! Tell us about the fire."
"Well, Dante, a fire did indeed break out in the Server Woods. A SkullGreymon went on a rampage and burned down dozens of acres."
"Wow, that's very shocking. You heard it here on Digital News."
"That was like two years ago, Dante! You want recent news, go to celebrity Twitter pages like a normal Digital Monster."
"We'll be right back with some recent news after I strangle the life out of Wormmon. Now, let's hear a word from our sponsor."
"Does your Digimon go to the bathroom on the floor? Are you tired of your Digimon stinking up the house? Not anymore! Introducing Delete-a-Dump, the can that will leave your house smelling fresh and clean. Simply spray the can on your Digimon's waste, dirt or hair buildups, and watch as Delete-a-Dump deletes the mess right before your eyes! Cleaning up after your Digi pal has never been easier. WARNING! Do not inhale fumes. Do not use near open flame. Do not use if you are pregnant, or your Digimon is pregnant. Side effects include nausea, vomiting, loss of limbs, and zombies. Pick up your can today!" *Coughs out green fumes and falls over.*