Kuzuno Michio--The worst. [COMPLETE]
Oct 22, 2022 23:59:22 GMT
Post by Broke-R on Oct 22, 2022 23:59:22 GMT
Character Premise:
Spirit User refuses call to adventure, because his spirit--partner is shaped like poop. Shenanigans ensue.
Name: Kuzuno Michio
((Can’t be bothered to find the Kanji—But his name’s meaning translates to “Crappy Wanderer.”))
Also known as:
- Michi (Family/Loved ones)
- Broke-R (Internet Alias)
Gender: M.
Alignment: Lawful Good.
Birth Date: August 2nd.
Birth Place: Tokyo--Narita Airport
Skills/Talents:
- Can recite any Wikipedia article he's read from memory (Allegedly.)
- Collection of information and it's analysis.
- Is Inexplicably a talented handyman.
- (Formerly apart of:) Track team.
Backpack Contents:
- D-Tector (Formerly smart phone.)
- Wallet, student ID, Train pass.
Digivice:
((Functionally useless, and unwanted. But unfortunately for Kuzuno--he literally couldn't get rid of it even if he tried.))
Personality:
There are two kinds of people in this modern world.
HEROES; Virtuous people who uphold the pillars of truth. Making right of wrongs brought on about an era filled-to-the-brim with information.
And VILLAINS; Cave-festering troglodytes, who spread misinformation because of either personal gain or simply because they’re too stupid to know any better.
Enter: KUZUNO MICHIO. A bonafided HERO!
Or… At least that’s what he tells himself as he participates in useless arguments online.
In reality, he’s just a high schooler with an inflated ego, unrestricted Internet access, and way too much free time.
But, despite what you might think, he doesn’t actually exhibit many asocial traits. Not in public at least.
In-fact he prides himself on his apparent “normalcy,” and hates being pegged as the stereotypical shut-in geek.
Often pointing out—to literal strangers—his school attendance record, ability to speak to people, and perceived academic prowess.
Despite those being pretty standard and expected things of someone his age. Which, funnily enough, makes him look more pitiful as a result—If those are genuinely noteworthy achievements in his eyes.
However. Beneath the evident inferiority complex, and Internet loser-isms is someone who genuinely cares about information-sharing. Being informed and cutting misinformation off before it can negatively impacts something.
It’s just that he’s seventeen—year—old. And stupid. And unironically LARPs as a information broker on twitter.
BUT, even so… He gives his all toward the ideal of what a “HERO” is to him, with unmistakable passion. So, he can’t be that bad right..?
No... Yeah... He still just kind of sucks.
Personal History:
Born in Tokyo, on August 2nd.
The second and last child of the Kuzuno family was born.
According to the parents, they had literally no idea the mother was pregnant!
Even planning an entire trip to America—and boarding a plane, before, immediately having to get off, when the mother went into labor.
Due to the comedic circumstances behind their second child’s birth, they named him: Michio.
Although, with the advent of a new child. All plans to America were canceled due to budgetary constraints.
And the Kuzuno’s would never really have enough money to ever travel again.
For this reason, Michio’s older sister hates him.
THEN, SEVENTEEN YEARS—PASSED…
She still hates him, BUT!
That doesn’t really concern him, since he is—by his own, very specific definition—a HERO!
And when you’ve got a whole world of bigger fish to fry, you can’t be held back by your sister nonconstructive criticisms, and little comments like:
“Bathe more regularly” and to “Stop screaming at your computer at 4 am” or “Stop saying ‘females’ when referring to women, it’s deeply uncomfortable, and probably one of the reasons you can’t get a girlfriend.”
…
But what does she know right?!
YOU ARE KUZUNO MICHIO.
Digital-Information broker, intellectual, and—in specifically in all capitals—A HERO!!!
(^^^Delusional.)
Appearance:
It would be fair to assume that the young man who looked as if he had rolled out his bed, then fell into a laundry basket, and proceeded to wear whatever happened affix itself to him as he crawled out, was something of a bum or burn-out.
However despite all appearances, Kuzuno Michio is actually fairly meticulous in his wardrobe planning, owning a plethora of different attires for various occasions. Although he lacks the confidence to wear any of them.
Which is why, if not in his school’s uniform, you’d most likely see him in what he generously describes as “Pajama Street-wear.”