||MPC 28|Takara|| Godzilla Versus Digizilla!
Feb 5, 2016 17:20:17 GMT
Post by Takara Kureha on Feb 5, 2016 17:20:17 GMT
Bah, why was the human world so boring? The Digital World had treasure! And monsters! And more treasure! And adventure! And treasure! The human world... Had none of it. And Takara Kureha, Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire was greatly disappointed with this fact. So why was he here, you might ask? Simple, simple really. After all, if you came across a strange portal in your path... Would you do anything but leap into it? No? Well, that's your choice.
But alas, the portal had closed. Leaving Takara trapped in a mundane world of boredom. Bah. Hey, maybe he should spice things up a bit! Seven Digimon in the city should be enough to spice up anyone's life! Orrrrrr maybe... Just one really, really big Digimon! A walking city for anyone who dreamed of adventure to hop on! He could do that! He had a Xros Loader! He had partners! Or better yet... Why stop halfway? Combining mecha were a man's romance! Let's see these people continue to be boring after seeing one for real! Tokyo, here comes Takara Kureha!
But just as the young adult was withdrawing his magical awesomeness device known to some as a Xros Loader, the earth shook! Because of the sheer awesomeness it knew he was about to unleash upon it, of course! Even the world trembled at his sheer awesomeness! Less awesome was the tidal wave that crashed over his head. Not cool, world! Way to kill the mood!That settled it, before he flew to Tokyo, he'd give this old hunk of rock a piece of his mind!
As if his intentions were sensed, a dark shadow fell over Takara Kureha. Oh come on, what now!? What dared interrupt his misplaced annoyance? He whirled around with a death glare, strong enough to give a fly a heart attack (Between you and me, the fly was already dead when he glared at it). Huuuuuh? What was that!? In an instant, the human world... Didn't seem so utterly mind-numbingly boring after all! "Whoooooa! A massive foot made the earth shudder as it came down, just meters from the General. He didn't care. This was amazing! Interesting! He wanted to see more! What the heck was a giant lizard like this doing in the human world!?
Godzilla, for his part, paid no heed to the tiny creature in its path. Hah! It wasn't even a mouthful! His hungers would not be satisfied so easily! And there was a city for him to feast on. And what could these humans do to stop him? If they could, would they not have done so before!? They were weak! Their... loud sticks, they did not bother him. Nor did the fire-rocks they dropped from the sky! Nothing could stop him! He was king! Master! God! He was... GODZILLA!
In a Tokyo apartment, a family huddled together as they watched the news. GODZILLA HEADS TOWARDS TOKYO, it scrolled. MONSTER RESPONSIBLE FOR WIDESPREAD DEATH AND DESTRUCTION IN NEW YORK CITY, LONDON, PARIS, MOSCOW, ROME, BEIJING AND HONG KONG HEADS FOR JAPAN. It seemed like the end of the world was upon them. If it had not been stopped so far... What chance did they stand? Was this the end of humanity? EVACUATION IN PROGRESS. But where would those who had nowhere to go evacuate to? This was not a movie. There was no feel good ending. It was the end.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Takara was chasing in the footsteps of the giant monster which had appeared. But his strides were shorter, and... Walking was boring! "Digi-Memory, slot in! Execute! Hagurumon, I choose you!" Sure, he could have taken a train, or a blimp... But that simply lacked style, see!? As the floating gear materialized, he grabbed it by the top, and yanked hard towards the ground. Hagurumon... Was more used to this than he would care to admit. He had given up struggling against the typhoon that was Takara Kureha a long time ago. Around the time Takara took a liking to Betsumon. He didn't want to talk about it.
"Yeeha!" To a casual bystander, Takara might appear to be riding a skateboard, or snowboard. On second glance, you would realize that the wheels on that skateboard must be really large, because he has to be at least 3 feet off the ground! And then the lack of wheels would become apparent... A hoverboard!? And then, if you got even closer, the fact that it was a gear would become apparent! A hovergear? Seriously? But, uhh... What might not be immediately apparent to an observer is that it is a sentient hovergear. Maybe some digital rights activists should get involved here. Not that Takara would care. This was freaking amazing!
By the time the human, gear, and dinosaur had reached the city, a fair number of helicopters had begun circling around. The media ate this stuff up! Sure, an average of... All of them got destroyed every time Godzilla surfaced... But the ratings were through the roof! Apparently, that was worth more than the lives of the poor, poor employees forced to film it for them! And, of rather strict importance to note, the cameras were all focused on the giant lizard. None of them caught Takara Kureha... For now.
Well then... What would you do if you were faced with Godzilla? Running away is a fair choice. If you're some ridiculously strong guy, like Hulk or Thor, fighting's an option too. But what matters here, is 'What Would Takara Kureha Do?" WWTKD for short. A mantra to live by, I tell you. Well, if you have a death wish, at least. Because what would Takara Kureha do? Well, let's take a look at him and see, shall we? Except... He's not where we left him. Instead, Hagurumon is sitting there obediently... Like Hachiko, waiting for his master to return! But return from where, exactly? Look around. He's nowhere to be seen. No holes in the ground, where he tunneled around with Drimogemon. And the sky may have several helicopters, but no Blimpmon!
Well, we'll find him in a moment. let's see what these news reporters are so agitated about, hmm? "What's going on here!?" One shouts. "Is that a boy on Godzilla's back!?" shouts another. By now, I'm sure you have figured out what is going on. Sure enough, every camera is focused in one rather wet looking boy, casually climbing up the back of the monster. Why? You'd have to ask him yourself. Or wait, or something. Maybe his intentions will be more obvious when he gets where he's going. For now, the newscasters are just as confused as the viewers... And the ratings have never been higher!
Ah! He's come to a stop! Let's zoom in! Can you read lips? No? Fine, let's leave the newspeople to their news and hop over to Godzilla's head, where Takara Kureha is saying something. "You're cool! Join me!" Well, what did you expect? This is Takara Kureha we're talking about here. Would you expect anything less from the man who cannot hear the word, 'no?' But... Godzilla did not seem impressed. If he even heard Takara at all. Heck, he didn't even seem to notice the human on his head. "Ignore me... Will you!?"
Takara jumped in the air, withdrawing his Xros Loader once more. The newscasters, as usual, had no idea what was happening. "Digimemory, slot in! Execute! Whamon, I choose you!" Okay yeah, that was unexpected. If the newscasters were confused before... What did they think about the whale that suddenly fell on Godzilla? Not really important right now. What did Godzilla think about the whale that fell on him? Not much, the lizard was still trying to figure out what that large thing on top of him was. What did Takara think, standing on top of Whamon on top of Godzilla? He was thinking that he wished he had a potted plant to drop.
The giant groaned, and pushed up,sending both Digimon and boy flying from his back. He had been caught off guard... But that would not be enough to stop it! It turned to take on this large and heavy creature which had apparently jumped onto its back... But by the time it faced away from the city, Whamon had returned to being a chip. "Filthy land creature! I'll see that this be your last, I will!" And with that, a pair of missiles launched from a rather large and unexpected talking blimp which had appeared. At this point, the newcasters just gave up trying to explain what was happening. Who would believe it was anything but CG, anyways?
The great beast let out a roar! But all who heard it... Let out a chuckle. It did not sound like the roar of a great beast! It was high pitched, and squeeky! Amusing! "How d'you like the taste of helium, beastie!?" Well, that explained the silly voice! Helium Bomb, the secret technique of Blimpmon! Takara was practically rolling with laughter! Too perfect! But Godzilla did not seem so amused, his great claws raking towards Blimpmon. Air let out from massive scratches in the side of the Digimon. "We're going down!"
But Takara didn't seem to mind. Both Blimpmon and Hagurumon briefly glowed white, before getting sucked back into the cards they had come from. Takara was in free fall! But he was totally prepared for this! It was just a matter of looking fabulous while he did so! Digging into the pouch at his side, five chips he threw into the air. Five chips, each with a different Digimon on them, trapped in free fall with Takara. With a very pointed wink, taking the time to turn to each camera... He began grabbing the chips from the air, and jamming them into his handheld device.
"One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Quintuple chip, slot in! Execute! Giga! Program! Advance!" A massive amount of light burst from the Xros Loader, swirling around Takara and intertwining with itself... To form....
The heck? Is that a Gundam!? This -is- a Digimon, story, right? Sheesh, Godzilla and Gurren Lagann. What's next, Son Goku drops a spirit bomb on all of it!? But I digress. Back to the narrative. Where was I... Ah! So, when I got distracted, Takara had just summoned the Giga Mecha Battle Unit Alpha! Or whatever you want to call it. His naming sense... Leaves something to be desired. Anyways, he landed safely in the palm of said mecha unit, a massive grin on his face. This was more like it! With a running leap, he planted himself firmly in the chest cockpit of the machine! "Aww yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
Wham! One punch to Godzilla's snout. Wham! One punch to the gut. Rawr! Sounds like it hurt! Oh well! A screech as claws raked the sides of the mecha. Things were heating up! Literally, too, as the front of the mech was roasted by Godzilla's flame breath. "Whoa! I didn't know he could do that! I want him even more, now!" And through the speakers of the giant mech, he shouted, "JOIN ME!" Man, he just doesn't give up, does he?
Godzilla was not inclined to acquiesce to Takara's request, however. And blow after blow was traded between the two. And slowly, but surely, Godzilla was pushed backwards. Oh, was that a house he stepped on? Hopefully no one was in it! Not that... Anyone really cared. All eyes were on the battle. Godzilla, who had been devouring cities across the world... And the challenger, Mysterious Combat Mecha and Boy A. But as more and more houses fell to the onslaught... It became clear that neither had the safety of the citizens in mind. Especially since the mic was still on, and Takara's booming laugh rolled across the city. He was having so much fun! Stomp, stomp! Look at the people run! Goodbye housie! Goodbye mousie! Hahaha! And of course, "You roar a lot, but that doesn't make the answer a no! Just give up and join me!"
But... It was time to end this. Takara took a step back... Onto the only house the two hadn't managed to crush on their way into the city. Woo, property damage! I wonder what the insurance company would classify this under? Did Godzilla Insurance cover giant mechs? Who knows The company would probably say it didn't. Who wants to actually make that payout?. Anyways, back to the battle. The right hand of the mech, henceforth shortened to GMBUA... Gambua. Gambua's right hand retracted, and from the wrist protruded a... massive drill!? "GIGA DRILL PUNCHER!"
Hey, it's not copyright infringement, I swear!
And so there stood Godzilla, an arm stuck through his middle, and Takara has won. But... It does not appear to be over, just yet? For Takara has not yet completed his master plan. The cockpit bursts open, and amid the cheers of those whose city was saved (And tears of those whose lives were destroyed), he raises his Xros Loader one last time. "GIGA! Godzilla! DIGIXROS!"
And for now, I believe I will leave it at that.
But alas, the portal had closed. Leaving Takara trapped in a mundane world of boredom. Bah. Hey, maybe he should spice things up a bit! Seven Digimon in the city should be enough to spice up anyone's life! Orrrrrr maybe... Just one really, really big Digimon! A walking city for anyone who dreamed of adventure to hop on! He could do that! He had a Xros Loader! He had partners! Or better yet... Why stop halfway? Combining mecha were a man's romance! Let's see these people continue to be boring after seeing one for real! Tokyo, here comes Takara Kureha!
But just as the young adult was withdrawing his magical awesomeness device known to some as a Xros Loader, the earth shook! Because of the sheer awesomeness it knew he was about to unleash upon it, of course! Even the world trembled at his sheer awesomeness! Less awesome was the tidal wave that crashed over his head. Not cool, world! Way to kill the mood!That settled it, before he flew to Tokyo, he'd give this old hunk of rock a piece of his mind!
As if his intentions were sensed, a dark shadow fell over Takara Kureha. Oh come on, what now!? What dared interrupt his misplaced annoyance? He whirled around with a death glare, strong enough to give a fly a heart attack (Between you and me, the fly was already dead when he glared at it). Huuuuuh? What was that!? In an instant, the human world... Didn't seem so utterly mind-numbingly boring after all! "Whoooooa! A massive foot made the earth shudder as it came down, just meters from the General. He didn't care. This was amazing! Interesting! He wanted to see more! What the heck was a giant lizard like this doing in the human world!?
Godzilla, for his part, paid no heed to the tiny creature in its path. Hah! It wasn't even a mouthful! His hungers would not be satisfied so easily! And there was a city for him to feast on. And what could these humans do to stop him? If they could, would they not have done so before!? They were weak! Their... loud sticks, they did not bother him. Nor did the fire-rocks they dropped from the sky! Nothing could stop him! He was king! Master! God! He was... GODZILLA!
In a Tokyo apartment, a family huddled together as they watched the news. GODZILLA HEADS TOWARDS TOKYO, it scrolled. MONSTER RESPONSIBLE FOR WIDESPREAD DEATH AND DESTRUCTION IN NEW YORK CITY, LONDON, PARIS, MOSCOW, ROME, BEIJING AND HONG KONG HEADS FOR JAPAN. It seemed like the end of the world was upon them. If it had not been stopped so far... What chance did they stand? Was this the end of humanity? EVACUATION IN PROGRESS. But where would those who had nowhere to go evacuate to? This was not a movie. There was no feel good ending. It was the end.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Takara was chasing in the footsteps of the giant monster which had appeared. But his strides were shorter, and... Walking was boring! "Digi-Memory, slot in! Execute! Hagurumon, I choose you!" Sure, he could have taken a train, or a blimp... But that simply lacked style, see!? As the floating gear materialized, he grabbed it by the top, and yanked hard towards the ground. Hagurumon... Was more used to this than he would care to admit. He had given up struggling against the typhoon that was Takara Kureha a long time ago. Around the time Takara took a liking to Betsumon. He didn't want to talk about it.
"Yeeha!" To a casual bystander, Takara might appear to be riding a skateboard, or snowboard. On second glance, you would realize that the wheels on that skateboard must be really large, because he has to be at least 3 feet off the ground! And then the lack of wheels would become apparent... A hoverboard!? And then, if you got even closer, the fact that it was a gear would become apparent! A hovergear? Seriously? But, uhh... What might not be immediately apparent to an observer is that it is a sentient hovergear. Maybe some digital rights activists should get involved here. Not that Takara would care. This was freaking amazing!
By the time the human, gear, and dinosaur had reached the city, a fair number of helicopters had begun circling around. The media ate this stuff up! Sure, an average of... All of them got destroyed every time Godzilla surfaced... But the ratings were through the roof! Apparently, that was worth more than the lives of the poor, poor employees forced to film it for them! And, of rather strict importance to note, the cameras were all focused on the giant lizard. None of them caught Takara Kureha... For now.
Well then... What would you do if you were faced with Godzilla? Running away is a fair choice. If you're some ridiculously strong guy, like Hulk or Thor, fighting's an option too. But what matters here, is 'What Would Takara Kureha Do?" WWTKD for short. A mantra to live by, I tell you. Well, if you have a death wish, at least. Because what would Takara Kureha do? Well, let's take a look at him and see, shall we? Except... He's not where we left him. Instead, Hagurumon is sitting there obediently... Like Hachiko, waiting for his master to return! But return from where, exactly? Look around. He's nowhere to be seen. No holes in the ground, where he tunneled around with Drimogemon. And the sky may have several helicopters, but no Blimpmon!
Well, we'll find him in a moment. let's see what these news reporters are so agitated about, hmm? "What's going on here!?" One shouts. "Is that a boy on Godzilla's back!?" shouts another. By now, I'm sure you have figured out what is going on. Sure enough, every camera is focused in one rather wet looking boy, casually climbing up the back of the monster. Why? You'd have to ask him yourself. Or wait, or something. Maybe his intentions will be more obvious when he gets where he's going. For now, the newscasters are just as confused as the viewers... And the ratings have never been higher!
Ah! He's come to a stop! Let's zoom in! Can you read lips? No? Fine, let's leave the newspeople to their news and hop over to Godzilla's head, where Takara Kureha is saying something. "You're cool! Join me!" Well, what did you expect? This is Takara Kureha we're talking about here. Would you expect anything less from the man who cannot hear the word, 'no?' But... Godzilla did not seem impressed. If he even heard Takara at all. Heck, he didn't even seem to notice the human on his head. "Ignore me... Will you!?"
Takara jumped in the air, withdrawing his Xros Loader once more. The newscasters, as usual, had no idea what was happening. "Digimemory, slot in! Execute! Whamon, I choose you!" Okay yeah, that was unexpected. If the newscasters were confused before... What did they think about the whale that suddenly fell on Godzilla? Not really important right now. What did Godzilla think about the whale that fell on him? Not much, the lizard was still trying to figure out what that large thing on top of him was. What did Takara think, standing on top of Whamon on top of Godzilla? He was thinking that he wished he had a potted plant to drop.
The giant groaned, and pushed up,sending both Digimon and boy flying from his back. He had been caught off guard... But that would not be enough to stop it! It turned to take on this large and heavy creature which had apparently jumped onto its back... But by the time it faced away from the city, Whamon had returned to being a chip. "Filthy land creature! I'll see that this be your last, I will!" And with that, a pair of missiles launched from a rather large and unexpected talking blimp which had appeared. At this point, the newcasters just gave up trying to explain what was happening. Who would believe it was anything but CG, anyways?
The great beast let out a roar! But all who heard it... Let out a chuckle. It did not sound like the roar of a great beast! It was high pitched, and squeeky! Amusing! "How d'you like the taste of helium, beastie!?" Well, that explained the silly voice! Helium Bomb, the secret technique of Blimpmon! Takara was practically rolling with laughter! Too perfect! But Godzilla did not seem so amused, his great claws raking towards Blimpmon. Air let out from massive scratches in the side of the Digimon. "We're going down!"
But Takara didn't seem to mind. Both Blimpmon and Hagurumon briefly glowed white, before getting sucked back into the cards they had come from. Takara was in free fall! But he was totally prepared for this! It was just a matter of looking fabulous while he did so! Digging into the pouch at his side, five chips he threw into the air. Five chips, each with a different Digimon on them, trapped in free fall with Takara. With a very pointed wink, taking the time to turn to each camera... He began grabbing the chips from the air, and jamming them into his handheld device.
"One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Quintuple chip, slot in! Execute! Giga! Program! Advance!" A massive amount of light burst from the Xros Loader, swirling around Takara and intertwining with itself... To form....
The heck? Is that a Gundam!? This -is- a Digimon, story, right? Sheesh, Godzilla and Gurren Lagann. What's next, Son Goku drops a spirit bomb on all of it!? But I digress. Back to the narrative. Where was I... Ah! So, when I got distracted, Takara had just summoned the Giga Mecha Battle Unit Alpha! Or whatever you want to call it. His naming sense... Leaves something to be desired. Anyways, he landed safely in the palm of said mecha unit, a massive grin on his face. This was more like it! With a running leap, he planted himself firmly in the chest cockpit of the machine! "Aww yeah! That's what I'm talking about!"
Wham! One punch to Godzilla's snout. Wham! One punch to the gut. Rawr! Sounds like it hurt! Oh well! A screech as claws raked the sides of the mecha. Things were heating up! Literally, too, as the front of the mech was roasted by Godzilla's flame breath. "Whoa! I didn't know he could do that! I want him even more, now!" And through the speakers of the giant mech, he shouted, "JOIN ME!" Man, he just doesn't give up, does he?
Godzilla was not inclined to acquiesce to Takara's request, however. And blow after blow was traded between the two. And slowly, but surely, Godzilla was pushed backwards. Oh, was that a house he stepped on? Hopefully no one was in it! Not that... Anyone really cared. All eyes were on the battle. Godzilla, who had been devouring cities across the world... And the challenger, Mysterious Combat Mecha and Boy A. But as more and more houses fell to the onslaught... It became clear that neither had the safety of the citizens in mind. Especially since the mic was still on, and Takara's booming laugh rolled across the city. He was having so much fun! Stomp, stomp! Look at the people run! Goodbye housie! Goodbye mousie! Hahaha! And of course, "You roar a lot, but that doesn't make the answer a no! Just give up and join me!"
But... It was time to end this. Takara took a step back... Onto the only house the two hadn't managed to crush on their way into the city. Woo, property damage! I wonder what the insurance company would classify this under? Did Godzilla Insurance cover giant mechs? Who knows The company would probably say it didn't. Who wants to actually make that payout?. Anyways, back to the battle. The right hand of the mech, henceforth shortened to GMBUA... Gambua. Gambua's right hand retracted, and from the wrist protruded a... massive drill!? "GIGA DRILL PUNCHER!"
Hey, it's not copyright infringement, I swear!
And so there stood Godzilla, an arm stuck through his middle, and Takara has won. But... It does not appear to be over, just yet? For Takara has not yet completed his master plan. The cockpit bursts open, and amid the cheers of those whose city was saved (And tears of those whose lives were destroyed), he raises his Xros Loader one last time. "GIGA! Godzilla! DIGIXROS!"
And for now, I believe I will leave it at that.
