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The Other Side of Crazy (Dante/DracNos, Ask for Invite)
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Post by DracNos on Sept 4, 2016 23:21:42 GMT
"Hey, hey, HEY! We can't fight here!" Drac interjected, not knowing, or really caring who this lady was, "... We need to set a playing ground! An arena! A stadium! Some sort of battle ground! I know! Why not at that spooky castle of that crazy, dead, Goddess wannabe?" He asked, recalling the former building that housed a group of Pawnchessmon and another crazy lady, he stated, imagining a barren wasteland where a mighty construct once stood, "I see it now! Who knows what threats lie back there!" He giggled, getting excited by the idea.
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Post by Dante on Sept 6, 2016 19:06:21 GMT
DracNos has an interesting idea. Go back to the abandoned dark castle where they thwarted Azetramon's plans of world domination. "Yes, that would be a sweet place for a battle." Raziya puts her hands on her hips. "But why would we follow you all the way out there?" "Simple. You bring Rob, and I'll take your clothes." Wormmon grabs Raziya's clothes off the bed. "Hey, give those back!" "We'll see you there. Toodaloo!" The gang leaves the room, and heads back to the car. They drive over to the graveyard, and find the mausoleum where they entered the castle before.
"So, what are we doing here, exactly?" "This is where the Mistress opened a portal to her castle. We just gotta find a way to open it up again." "Well how are we going to do that?" "We could start a demonic chant. Maybe sacrifice a virgin." "Do you see any virgins around here? Maybe if we move some of these old demonic relics around." Dante positions five relics in the shape of a pentagram. "Now we just need an incantation. Judith, you won the singing contest. Will you do the honors?" Judith stands in front of the pentagram. "Death death, devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs! Ya you know that's how I get along. The world is full of idiots, so how it be wrong? Singing death death death death, devil devil evil evil songs?!"
A large red portal appears in the middle of the pentagram. "I can't believed that worked!" The gang enters the portal, appearing in the ballroom of the Mistress's castle. The tables are still tipped over and covered with food from the food fight, but at least the candles are still burning. Must be magic candles. Raziya, Rob, and the goons come through the portal, and stand on the other side of the ballroom floor. Raziya is still wearing the towel. Wormmon deactivates his holosuit. "Alright, let's kick some butt!"
Raziya takes out her digivice, and Lalamon appears. "This time it's going to be different, Dante!" "How do you figure? We've got DracNos on our side this time." One of the goons takes out a black card, and throws it on the ground. It vanishes in a black cloud of smoke, and an Ogremon appears. Lalamon digivolves to Togemon. The two champions stand across from DracNos and the Worm King. "Give em hell, little buddy!" Wormmon forms a cocoon, and digivolves to Stingmon. "Oh ya! Hang on, Rob! We'll crush these chumps."
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Post by DracNos on Sept 8, 2016 1:32:48 GMT
Drac freezes, "wha... me?" he asked, his smile shrinking, he started sweating, "ah... I..." he swallowed air, "Do you think I can digivolve...? Cause, I'm not that much a fighter, and... This is all I've got," he said, gesturing to his small, pale rookie form. "I-I don't even think I can go back to In-Training, I mean, I could distract one of them...?" he stammered, losing hjs silly composure, even when he was irritating the "Goddess", he only survived due to how large and clunky she was, and how she had a small army of Ultimates and a mega level to worey about, here, an Ogremon and Togemon are both deceptively quick opponents, which would have been his only advantage, Ogremon being natural-born warriors and Togemon being able to cover everything around them with their dispensable needles.
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Post by Dante on Sept 9, 2016 18:43:52 GMT
DracNos was intimidated by the two Champions. "Don't worry, we've got this! Just an overgrown plant and an ugly, smelly, ogre." Stingmon charges up his energy cannon and flies into the air. Ogremon raises his club and takes a few steps towards DracNos. Stingmon hits Ogremon with a Moon Cannon, pushing them back and dealing moderate damage. Stingmon flies around Togemon. The "overgrown plant" tries to swat Stingmon out of the sky with their boxing gloves, but Stingmon is too fast. Irritated by Stingmon's speed, Togemon unleashes a Needle Spray, launching needles in all directions. Stingmon is hit by several needles, and crash lands into the floor.
Raziya chuckles. "Speed is not going to save you this time. Take them down, Togemon!" Togemon charges towards Stingmon and hits him with a right hook. "Is that all you got?! Take this!" Stingmon channels energy into his energy spike, and gets ready to hit Togemon with a Spiking Strike, but Ogremon bashes Stingmon with his club, knocking him back. Dante gets a bit nervous. Stingmon could always digivolve to Ultimate, but then Togemon would Digivolve also. "Come on, Stingmon! Use strategy." "What strategy? These bumbling dweebs are double teaming me." Ogremon swings his club, but Stingmon deflects it with his spike, and lands a high kick. Stingmon flies back to the other side of the ballroom floor to create distance. "After this fight, I think I'll give Rob a makeover. That will teach him to talk to other girls!" "Shut up, you half naked floozy!"
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Post by DracNos on Sept 10, 2016 18:17:15 GMT
"Okay, okay, you feel good,you feel great, YOU. CAN. DO. THIS. He chanted, as he walked up to the two champions ganging up on one, "Hey! Which one of you is the dumb one? Eye Of Nightmare!"" he yelled, extending his eyes, and whichever of his opponents glanced his way,would be caught in an illusion of a hundred or so bats chattering and flapping in the eyes of the victim. He wasn't entirely sure how potent the attack would be towards champion a level. He then ran up to the illusion distraught digimon,slashing at them with his claws.
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Post by Dante on Sept 11, 2016 5:15:04 GMT
DracNos psyches himself up. Ogremon looks over at the Rookie, and they unleash a terrifying illusion. Ogremon runs around panicking about the bats, as DracNos slashes at the Champion with his claws. Togemon looks over to see what's wrong. Stingmon dashes towards Togemon and lands a Spiking Strike right to the face. While hovering in the air, Stingmon fires off a series of rapid kicks, using Togemon as a punching bag and pushing her back. Togemon swats Stingmon away. The large plant Digmon goes for a right hook, but Stingmon flies down between her legs. He points his energy cannon up and fires a Moon Cannon at point blank range. The attack deals significant damage and knocks Togemon down.
Raziya is furious she is losing the fight. "Come on, Ogremon! You've got to focus! Togemon, it's time to go Ultimate!" Raziya takes out her digivice. Togemon gets up, and a large bulb starts to grow on her head. The flower opens up, revealing an orange and purple variant of Lilimon. "Looks like you've gotta step it up now, Wormmon. You have defeated her before, just don't get distracted." Dante's digivice starts to glow. Stingmon's armor starts to harden. His body stats to change shape. One by one, six red and white spider legs burst out. Archnemon bursts out of the shell. "I'm hungry, and butterfly girl is on the menu!" Ogremon goes after DracNos, chasing him with his club.
Lilimon flies around in the air, firing Flower Cannons at Archnemon. The Spider Queen forms a giant web hanging down from the ceiling. Lilimon flies into the web, getting stuck on the thread. Archnemon crawls across the web, preparing to sink her teeth into Lilimon's neck. Lilimon knocks Archnemon back with a high kick. She frees herself from the web with sharp petals, and fires a Flower Cannon close range, knocking Archnemon off the web and down to the floor below. "I don't remember Lilimon doing this good last time." "Raziya must have prepared for this fight. She knew I would go up to Ultimate if she did, and she knew Lilimon would be facing Archnemon." "And did you prepare for this fight?" "Well, I didn't think we would be fighting her again. Archnemon won last time, so what's the problem?" "You are useless, brother. Step it up, Archnemon! Do it for Rob!" "Your little game is coming to an end, Raziya! You can't try to control Rob."
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Post by DracNos on Sept 11, 2016 21:38:38 GMT
The illusion faded quickly, due to his opponents much higher strength, "aw, man, I coulda planned this better." Drac quickly reacted, separating into a group of around forty bats,again swarming in the Champion's face, eventually, the all gathered in one spot, clouding Lillimon from the Ogremon's sight and staying just far enough away as to not get struck by the stronger digimon, they planned to trick the champion level into firing towards them, then they'd move out of the way, sending the attack towards the ultimate level.
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Post by Dante on Sept 12, 2016 5:23:29 GMT
Ogremon was flabbergasted by DracNos' swarm of bats form. The ogre swings his club around, trying to smack them out of the air. Lilimon flies down towards Archnemon, pointing her flower cannon at the Spider Queen. "This time, you are going down. Squash that spider, Lilimon!" Lilimon gets ready to fire a Flower Cannon, but Ogremon throws his club, accidently hitting the Ultimate Digimon. "Grr, dang it, Ogremon!" "Hahaha! Your big dumb enforcer is no match for the wily scamp. Bombs away!" Archnemon stands up on her hind legs, and launches a Spider Bomb at a distracted Lilimon. The bomb deals significant damage, and knocks the Ultimate down.
Archnemon begins putting all her energy towards making as many webs around Lilimon as they can. Lilimon struggles to get up, and starts slicing through the web with her petals, but soon Archnemon's web becomes too much to cut through, trapping Lilimon in a web cocoon. Archnemon crawls over and gets ready to bite Lilimon, but Raziya takes out her digivice and downloads Lilimon's data to save her from the spider's wrath. "Huh, okay. You win, again." Ogremon disappears in a black cloud of smoke, and reverts back to a small card. Archnemon devolves back to Wormmon. Judith brings Raziya's clothes over to her. "You did your best, but you came up short again. Remember this next time you want to mess with one of our friends."
"Rob deserved it! He's an out of control, chauvinistic male pig!" "Dang, girl. Hate the game, not the playa." Now that the unnecessary battle brought on by Raziya's wrath was over, the group was ready to meet up with Shirou like they originally planned. They make their way back through the portal, and reappear in the mausoleum. "So, Rob. I bet you probably want to take off now." "Damn, man. Ever since I came to Japan, I keep getting kidnapped! I'm gonna head home, drink some beer, and try to forget another one of our misadventures." Rob drives Dante, DracNos, Judith, and Wormmon back to the Palladino house in his low rider, and takes off, blasting hip hop music. "There goes the coolest guy ever. Even if he keeps getting kidnapped."
Judith turns to Dante. "Let that be a lesson to you. Treat women with respect. That goes for you too, Wormmon." "Hey, I don't even have a girlfriend to disrespect." "And I respect women! I respect their voluptuous bodies, and gorgeous hair." "I agree that Rob should have been nicer to Raziya, but he didn't deserve to be kidnapped, again. Let's just get ready to go hang out with Shirou."
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Post by DracNos on Sept 12, 2016 5:32:16 GMT
The bats reassembled themselves together, though, some of his bats didn't get out of the way in time, and when they returned, one of his teeth were cracked and his tail was warped and misshapen, "Ah, ow, I am NOT gonna sit comfortably for WEEKS," he moaned, peering at his tail. "Well, at least we got your worthless friend back." he grumbled, growing surprisingly cynical in his pain. "So... I definitely noticed a change in nature with your ultimate form, did you feel anything?" he asked Wormmon, recalling his greedy and hungry nature he adopted when he digivolved to his ultimate form.
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Post by Dante on Sept 12, 2016 21:26:14 GMT
DracNos had suffered some injuries in the fight. Poor little bugger. He asked what Wormmon felt like while in their Ultimate form. "Well, closer to my awesome possum Rookie form, as opposed to Stingmon, but everything is a lot smaller. And I crave the taste of Digimon blood. Don't know why. Plus my webs are so powerful!" Dante gives Shirou a call and lets him know what happened. "Alright, Shirou's going to swing by and pick us up later. I'm still full from all those cheeseburgers earlier, so I'm going to lay on the couch for a while."
While Dante's passed out on the couch, Judith goes into the kitchen to brew up some more coffee. Wormmon turns on the TV and jumps up and down on Dante's head. "Move over! We're gonna play video games!" Dante grabs Wormmon by the tail and throws him at the wall. "Oww! Piece of..." Wormmon crawls over and picks up a controller. "Ooh ooh, let's play Call of Honor: Generic Warfare!" Wormmon fires up a generic shooter, and starts playing with DracNos. "That game sucks! Video game studios crap out a new shooter every month." "Ya, but I like shooting people in the face."
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Post by DracNos on Sept 12, 2016 23:08:45 GMT
"Is that so?" he asked, on Wormmon's evolution, "so... Evolution definitely alters a digimon's nature, isn't THAT interesting?" he muttered to himself, he then went silent for the rest of the drive. When they got to playing video games, Drac sat backwards on his seat, again reading the game through the controller, he adopted a stealthy style, sneaking behind opponents and knifing them in the back, he sighed, nostalgically, "Ahh, reminds me of simpler days..." He pondered on the data he snatched from the Ogremon through his claws, as well as Wormmon's description of his feelings while evolved.
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Post by Dante on Sept 13, 2016 5:39:42 GMT
Wormmon and DracNos get in some gaming while they wait for their limo to arrive. After all, you can't really put a price on traveling in style. Wormmon enjoys seeing DracNos go all ninja-like and focusing on stealth gameplay. Wormmon took the opposite approach: going all out with machine guns and rocket launchers, with the occasional camping. Is it a cheap strategy? Maybe, but it usually works. Dante would have said something, but he had spent many hours crouching down with a shotgun, just waiting for someone to run around the corner so he could one hit kill them. Camping is a legit strategy that takes skill, yes it does. ~Said no one ever who wasn't lying through their teeth.
After a couple hours of shooting virtual people in the face satisfies Wormmon's lust for violence, Shirou's limo arrives outside. "He's here. Let's hurry up, people." "Wow, someone is in a hurry." "Maybe I don't like to keep crazy people waiting. Stay on guard, Shirou might be up to something." "Don't worry, Judith! Shirou's totally cool now. He showed me how to glitch the game to level up faster." "That's the only reason you and Dante like Shirou, because he's a gigantic nerd who spends all of his time obsessing over video games." "Judith is just upset because girls stink at video games." "Aha haha ha haaa!" Judith glares at Dante, raising one eyebrow. "Shut up before I shut you up!" "Whoah, easy now. You really need to cut down on that coffee, sis."
The gang exits the Palladino house and gets in the back of Shirou's limo. Shirou is wearing his favorite white tuxedo, with a matching top hat resting on his knee. "Good day, chums." "Hey, Shirou. Sorry we didn't get a hold of you sooner. Rob had some trouble with his ex." "Ah, a psychotic ex girlfriend. I have seen many movies and TV shows on the subject, but have never experienced that myself, seeing as how in order to have an ex girlfriend, I would need to have once had a girlfriend in the first place." "So you've really never had a girlfriend?" "Once my online game went up, and I started raking in the dough, I have had several female associates, trying to leech off my vast wealth. But I wouldn't really call them girlfriends." "More like gold diggers." "Quite." Shirou flips a switch, and the middle seat folds down, revealing a tray with a bottle of wine and several glasses. "Anyone thirsty?" "Now that you mention it, huh ha!"
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Post by DracNos on Sept 14, 2016 4:51:37 GMT
Drac landed on the top of the car, snatching Shirou's top hat and sitting next to him. Snatching hats seemed to be a new habit. "Hi. What a day, huh? Who am I?" he asked, seeing if this would trip him up, "...and what is wine? Stale juice? And where is this dough? Is it cookie dough?" he continued asking, not really caring to listen for answers "where are we going?" he asked, this being the only question he cared about being answered.
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Post by Dante on Sept 15, 2016 0:09:49 GMT
Shirou was thrown off by DracNos' line of questions. Whenever he would try to answer a question, Drac would ask another one. "We are going to the headquarters for my online game. There is something I want to show all of you." "Ooh, what is it? A shark tank? A virtual ice cream factory?" Dante was also anxious to find out what Shirou was going to show him. Was he going to reveal his latest invention? Dante pours a glass of wine and takes two big gulps. "Ah, limo wine. I've gotta tell you, Shirou. There's no better way to travel than drinking wine in the back of a limo."
Shirou's limo arrives at a skyscraper downtown. The limo pulls around back and enters a private parking garage. The door opens up and Shirou steps outside. He offers his hand to Judith and escorts her to a small glass elevator. "This is my executive entrance. It can't support more than the weight of two people. Just take the other elevator up and I will meet you there." Shirou and Judith step inside the glass elevator and head up to his office. The gang gets out and heads towards the other elevator. "I wonder what Shirou is going to show us. There had better be food there!" Once everyone steps inside the elevator, the doors close and it starts to rise. After a few seconds, the elevator stops, and begins to descend very fast. "What's going on?! Did the line break?" The elevator plummets down to the basement, crash landing into the ground. The crash shakes up the group, but no serious injuries.
The doors open up, revealing a large dark storage room filled with boxes and outdated computers. Dante looks around for an exit or some stairs. "This is, strange. I hope Shirou gets the elevator fixed." "Shirou better not be messing around with us! I thought he changed." "Don't be ridiculous. Shirou is our friend now. He's not going to crash an elevator as some elaborate ruse to trap us in the basement of his tower." Off in the distance, Dante sees several light green lights turn on. He hears the sound of mechanical constructs coming closer. Several bunny bots that have fallen into disrepair emerge from the shadows. "Bunny bots? Maybe this is a setup."
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Post by DracNos on Sept 15, 2016 3:22:32 GMT
"There's a chance," Drac chimed in. "By the way, these guys give the BEST piggyback rides, also, While you guys hqve fun down here, I think I'll go consult our... Whatever-the-word is of the evening." he said, hopping up and digging his nails under the plate on the roof of the elevator. He ripped it off and flipped through the square-shaped hole, "you guys have fun, but not too much, if you have more fun than me." with that, he morphed into his bat form, ascending the elevator shaft.
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