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The Other Side of Crazy (Dante/DracNos, Ask for Invite)
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Post by Dante on Oct 11, 2016 13:31:44 GMT
Shirou watches from the monitors in the top room. (Thinking) "How did he know that wasn't really me?! Where does Dante find these guys?" The terror force bots mobilize and go after the three. Stingmon flies around the room blasting bots with his Moon Cannon. Two of the bots jump towards Stingmon, but Stingmon swats one of them away with his energy spike. The other latches on to his arm and bites down on his cannon, draining Stingmon's energy. Stingmon fires a Moon Cannon point blank, blasting the bot and sending it flying. Dante runs for cover behind some machinery. One of the bots dashes across the floor and leaps towards Dante, but Dante grabs it by the legs and bashes it against the wall. The bot responds by slashing at Dante, ripping through his jacket and cutting his side and left arm.
A few bots pursue DracNos up the wall. They leap towards the wily vamp in an attempt to slice him up with their claws. One by one, several of Shirou's cameras are destroyed in the battle. (Thinking) "Argh, this stuff is expensive! Good thing I've got big piles of all that sweet MMO money laying around. All this, just to get a date." More bots go after Stingmon with their claws. One of them slashes Stingmon's leg, dealing light damage. Stingmon hits one with a roundhouse kick, sending it flying into the cylinder. This causes the energy shield to flicker, as it drains more power from the tower.
"The Worm King is not amused with your lackeys. Eat this!" Stingmon points his energy cannon at the shield and fires a massive blast. The lights in the room flicker as the shield generator begins to overheat. Dante picks up part of a broken terror force bot and bashes another bot with it. "Keep firing at that energy shield! I don't care if this whole tower explodes." "But Judith is still in the tower!" "Eh, sacrifices must be made." "And we are inside the tower." "Well, okay. We will blow it up later. But take out that shield!"
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Post by DracNos on Oct 11, 2016 15:30:03 GMT
Drac imagined this whole scenario like a mini-game, and imagined himself as a frogger-like series of pixels, scooting to the side to evade the claws, while gradually making it to each of the cameras. He raised one of his claws, preparing to swipe at one of the remaining cameras, before hesitating when the lights started flickering, he hopped off of his perch to avoid one of the bots' claws, he landed on top of the bots head, staring it down. "Man, they LOOK scary, but their as bright as a hole in the ground." he remarked, sliding down it's neck, avoiding another slash of claws, landing on it's back, he sat there, waving his claws in his face, "Oh lord no! Everythang's goin' dark!" he moaned, miming a distressed maiden from western movies. He then leaped off the wall entirely, landing squarely on Dante's shoulders, "Double-D Defense!" he exclaimed, striking a pose as he fired two energy darts at a terroroid.
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Post by Dante on Oct 26, 2016 22:53:27 GMT
As DracNos destroys the cameras one by one, sparks begin emitting from the machinery in the room. The shield deactivates, and the remaining norons are disabled. The Shirou hologram starts to panic. Meanwhile, the real Shirou grows increasingly frustrated. "Argh, I'm sick of these stupid pests! Destroying my wonderful creations... It's time to bring out the big guns." Dante walks over to the fake Shirou with DracNos standing on his shoulders. Dante grabs Shirou by the wrist and twists his arm, following up with a powerful punch right to the face. The Shirou hologram collapses to the floor and fades into data.
The real Shirou lowers down on a clear platform. "So, you've bested all of my traps up to this point. It's time for one last fight." Keramon starts to glow, and sparks fly from the virus Digimon. They shoot out several cables into nearby machines, absorbing the electrical current. Keramon digivolves to Chrysalimon, then goes even further and becomes Infermon. The spiderlike Digimon lets out a series of computerized beeps, then speaks in a robotic voice. "Prepare to be, deleted!" Stingmon decides to digivolve to Ultimate as well. His shell hardens, and red spider legs pierce out from the shell. Stingmon digivolves to Archnemon. "At last, two Ultimate Digimon battle it out. For the first, and last, time."
Dante smirks, and adjusts the collar on his jacket. "Yes. We're going to punish you for being such an overwhelming jackass." Shirou climbs on top of Infermon, and Infermon crawls up the wall, shooting bolts of electricity towards Dante and DracNos. Archnemon crawls over, but is unable to intercept the attacks.
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Post by DracNos on Oct 26, 2016 23:08:52 GMT
Drac stood, for a moment before realizing that Dante wasn't moving to avoid the attack, he reacted by slapping Dante's cheeks on both sides, steering his head to one side, forcing him to stagger towards the direction his head was tilted, and yelling "Move, Numbnuts!" in his ear, before finishing off with a spring off Dante's back, pushing him that much further away. Drac performed a number of front flips before crashing face-first into the floor. He skidded several feet before springing back up, evidently dazed from the impact. "I will defeat you... Ya dingus!" he stated towards a blank wall, throwing an energy spear at it, before tripping on his tail and falling backwards.
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Post by Dante on Nov 7, 2016 19:38:46 GMT
Fortunately for Dante, Drac was able to steer him away from the incoming attack. The electric bolts hit the floor and damages nearby machines. Infermon sends out cables and raises Shirou up, setting him down on Infermon's back. The Ultimate Digimon crawls along the ceiling, smiling a devilishly sinister grin. Shirou holds on tight to the upside down spider. His greasy black hair sticks straight up, or rather down. "Are you having fun yet, Dante?" "Our ideas of fun are completely different. You cannot enjoy yourself unless you are tormenting another living creature." "Ah, so self righteous. We are not that different. You, the Worm King, and even your little vampire buddy all lust for violence! You cannot control your inner most desires."
"I am so tired of listening to your nonsense!" Dante charges over to Shirou and Infermon. Dante jumps up, trying to hit Shirou in the face, but Infermon raises further up to the ceiling. Archnemon stands up on her hind legs, and launches a Spider Bomb from their abdomen towards Shirou. Infermon shuffles across the ceiling, avoiding the blast. "Stupid devil spider! Stop scrambling around so I can squash you!" Infermon fires another electric bolt at Archnemon, dealing moderate damage. The blast shakes the tower. "You're going to destroy your own base, you idiot! Is playing your childish little games worth the lives of those foolish enough to work for you?"
"Only I can usher in a new era! Ignorant beings are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. When I'm running this tiny, perverted nation, anyone would be happy to give up their lives to serve me!" "The only tiny perverted thing I see is you. Do you actually believe your own fantasies? Clearly you are more deluded than you realize." "Talk is cheap! Let's download Shirou in a floppy disk and flush it down the toilet." "Do you really think a floppy disk has enough memory to contain my superior programming?" "When we are done with you, the only thing left will be a 'file not found' error."
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Post by DracNos on Nov 7, 2016 20:11:02 GMT
"Error: 404, coolness not found." Drac said, processing Shirou's big speech through his dizzyness. "Take down the tower? You got it, boss!" he yelled, degenerating into his in-training form, the hand-like Tsumemon, and started burrowing into the exposed wiring of the room, all the while chanting: "lookit me, I'm alive!" he crawled all throughout the area, using his claws to steal data or tear at any wires he could get his nails on. After some time the childish mind of Tsumemon noticed Shirou, and then started chanting "wannabe! Wannabe! Wannabe!"
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Post by Dante on Nov 7, 2016 21:38:28 GMT
Shirou tries to keep track of the little Tsumemon, as he scattered around the machinery inside the tower. Sparks are flying all over the place. "Stop that foolish imp!" Infermon tries to capture Tsumemon with cables but can't snatch the Digimon in time. Archnemon charges towards Infermon, but Infermon jumps off the ceiling onto the wall and runs away from the Queen of the Spiders. "No more running away! Let's finish this." Archnemon starts shooting out thread, creating a giant web all throughout the room. Infermon gets caught in the web, unable to move.
Archnemon pounces on Infermon, and bites down on their neck. Infermon lets out an agonizing cry. Shirou falls off Infermon and lands hard on the floor. Tsumemon continues making the machines go haywire, eventually triggering a chain of explosions. Infermon and Archnemon are engulfed in flames and sparks. They devolve back to Keramon and Wormmon. Keramon lays on the floor, drained of energy. Shirou struggles to sit up. Dante slowly walks over to the pale narcissist. Shirou scoots away from Dante, like a child doing a crab walk, or a dog dragging its butt on the carpet in reverse. "Okay, you win! Congratulations! I will release your sister."
"That's not good enough." Dante reaches down and grabs Shirou by the collar. With all of his pent up rage and frustration, Dante decks Shirou in the face with a nasty right hand knockout. Blood shots out of Shirou's nose and his glasses go flying off of his face. "That should do it. Next time you get another stupid plan of yours, let it go." Shirou struggles to stand up, holding his face in pain. He picks up his glasses and puts them back on, only the frame is bent out of shape, and one of the lenses is cracked. "Alright, come with me to the top floor. I assure you, your sister has not been harmed." "I swear, if you laid one finger on her..." "Don't worry, Dante. You don't have to look out for your sister all the time. She's tough enough to take care of herself."
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Post by DracNos on Nov 7, 2016 22:39:37 GMT
Tsumemon was caught in the explosion and was blasted to the ground, the exhilirating rush of energy that came with it boosted him back to his rookie form. He de-solidified himself and slammed into the floor, before the bats rose from the metal and DeacNos reformed into a solid form. He was bouncing on the palms of his feet, "Woo! WOW! Whotta rush! Lemme at em' I'm gonna... Oh." he deflated, slightly when he saw the fight was over. He wandered over yo the two unconscious digimon, poking them. "Hey, guys, takin' a breather? I'm gonna go get some coffee. You want anything?" when they didn't respond, he started to follow Dante and Shirou, "alright, but Don't blame me when you get the munchies later." he warned, before running to catch up with the humans. He took one look at Shirou and exclaimed "and I thought you were ugly before! But now... You got really messed up! Here." he continued, hopping up and placing a spongebob band-aid on his nose. Where are we off to, now? Penthouse?"
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Post by Dante on Nov 7, 2016 23:39:51 GMT
Wormmon stands up on his hind legs and rubs his forehead. "Oh man, what an explosion. When do we eat?" Dante laughs as Drac puts the band aid on Shirou's nose. "I think that suits you." "Let's just get this over with. I have a battle room to rebuild." Shirou walks over and picks up Keramon. "You fought hard, but today isn't our day. I'll get you restored to full power in no time." *In Binary* "Thank you Shirou." Dante, Drac, Shirou, and Wormmon get on the elevator and head up to Shirou's base on the top floor. Wormmon immediately sees some food and starts gorging himself. Dante sees Judith laying down on a bed.
"It's about time you guys got here. I couldn't get any sleep with you idiots battling downstairs." "Grab your things and let's go home. I think that last explosion torched my eyebrows." Judith gets up and walks over to Shirou. "Oh, you poor baby. Did my stupid brother hurt you?" Judith gives Shirou a kiss on the cheek. "Bah! Let's get going!" Dante grabs Judith by the arm and drags her back to the elevator. "Goodbye for now, Palladinos. I sure hope I don't die trying to steal Shi's digivices in my next scheme." "Wait, what?" "Nothing. Next time we hang out, we will do something less dangerous. How about playing Basketball?" "Sure. Just don't go crazy on us again!" Keramon struggles to lift an arm to wave goodbye to Drac. "Goodbye, friend."
With Shirou's tower of terror behind them, the gang heads down to the ground floor and walks out to the car. "That's more than enough fun and games for now. Thanks for helping us deal with that wacko, Drac." Dante looks around the city at all the destruction Keramon caused while they were out on a rampage with Drac. "What the? This day just keeps getting weirder." "I can't wait til our next adventure, Drac! We'll cya later!" Dante and Judith were ready to get back to their house and unwind after a crazy day. While Shirou's evil scheme seemed inconsequential, it would have major consequences for Judith in the near future. *Do, do-do do, ding ding.*
(That wraps this one up. You can do a final post if you want. We can get a new thread going soon. Sorry I wasn't posting much the past month. Cheers!)
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