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THE HANDSOME BOY CHALLENGE! ~MPC 32 Party Crashers
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Post by Dante on Jun 10, 2016 22:45:17 GMT
Summer time! The clothes come off, the bathing suits go on, and everybody hits the pool for a great time. Dante's on again, off again 'frienemy' Shirou is hosting the biggest party of the summer. There's going to be Digimon Tamers, cute girls, and a big, big pool. Dante, Wormmon, and Judith arrive at Shirou's mini mansion. Shirou is out on the deck grilling up some burgers. Dante and Wormmon go up to Shirou. "Hey Shirou, this party is a great idea." "Oh ya. Any minute, this place is going to be packed with half naked women." "Hey Dante, maybe Ami will be here..." "Who's Ami?" "One of Judith's friends. Dante is head over heels for this chick." "Hush up, little buddy. Don't go ruining my chances with her. After all, what girl can resist my charming good looks?" "Apparently most of them." Judith sits down by the pool and takes off her towel, revealing a skimpy pink two piece bikini. Several more guests start arriving. "There's Ami! I'm going to go work my magic." Dante sits down by the pool next to Ami and Judith. "Hey, baby. Is there anything I can get such a beautiful girl on this hot summer day?" "Oh Dante, you're such a hottie!"
Things are looking good from the start. The sun's out, the pool is cool, the food is tasty, and Dante is using the party as a stepping stone to a relationship with Ami. But things take a turn for the worse when a group of 4 handsome guys wearing untucked school uniforms show up at the pool party. "Oh my god, they're gorgeous!" The four boys set their bags down over by some chairs and line up. "Handsome boy role call!" The boy with blonde hair steps forward. "Kano!" The boy with brown hair and stubble steps forward. "Babi!" The boy with teal hair and glasses steps forward. "Leo Foleo, Junior!" The boy taking the role call with long black hair turns around. "Red Flunow! And we are" *all together* "The Handsome Boys!" The girls start flocking over to the group of pretty boys. Even Judith is excited, rushing up and hugging the blonde guy's arm. Ami pushes Dante out of the way and runs up to the boy with black hair. Dante and Shirou both look at each other. "You've gotta be kidding me!"
The party goes on for a while, with the handsome boys stealing all the girls' affection. Babi bumps into Judith. "Hey, watch it bitch!" "Oooh, you're so bad!" Dante walks over to Judith. "What's up with that jerk?" "He's not a jerk. Babi was just protecting me by teaching me guys can be bad." "But he called you a bitch!" "You just don't get women, brother." "I don't like these guys, Dante. They look like women, but they don't have breasts! What's the point?" "Stupid shallow fools. I'm handsome too!" Dante resents the handsome boys hogging all the ladies. He grabs a cheeseburger and sits by the pool, eating with a dirty look on his face. "This is terrible, Shirou! We're not going to get any chicks with those pretty boys around." Shirou looks over at Foleo talking to some girls. "That guy's a dorky, yet lovable nerd. He's totally stealing my gimmick!" Ami leans on Red, twilling his hair around her finger. Wormmon just sits next to Dante chowing down a plate of cheeseburgers. Dante has had enough, and decides to give Red a piece of his mind.
Dante storms over to their leader Red. "I don't know who you think you are, but this is Shirou's party, and you guys can't come in here and take up all the women!" The handsome boys laugh. "I understand, you're jealous." "Not every guy can be as good looking as we are." "I'm every bit as handsome as any of you boy toys!" "Care to make things interesting? If you can beat any two of us in a series of challenges, then you will prove you are as amazingly good looking as we are, and Ami will go on a date with you. If you cannot win at least two challenges, you have to jump off the diving board..." "No problem!" "Wearing your sister's bikini!" Handsome boys: "Aha ha hahaha!" "Grr, what kind of a sick mind..." "Come on, Dante! You can kick their tiny little butts!" "Ok, you're on! If I win two out of four, Ami's going on a date with me, and you are jumping off the diving board wearing a bikini." "It's not that hard to get in your sister's bikini." Crowd: "Ooooooo!" "Don't talk about my sister like that! I can't believe you're putting up with this, Judith!" "But, they are so pretty..."
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Post by Dante on Jun 13, 2016 6:31:24 GMT
Everyone gathers around the pool for the first challenge. Shirou is sitting up in a lifeguard chair with Wormmon. Shirou puts on a headset to commentate on the contest. *Static* "Test-testing, is it on? Hello ladies and gentlemen! Dante has taken on, the Handsome Boy Challenge! He will face each of the handsome boys in one of our four fantastic contests. Let's give it up for our bold friend here!" *Music plays I Need a Hero www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6wO2EUpGqs * Dante comes out wearing a towel and a black t shirt. "Up first, the man who holds records in both Junior High, and High School for Swimming, let's hear it for Kano!" Judith jumps up and down clapping. *Music plays He's All That www.youtube.com/watch?v=F62pzQmKni4 * Kano comes out wearing a blue track suit. Dante takes off his shirt and towel, revealing a pair of red and black swimming trunks that go down to his knees. Kano takes off his jacket and rips off his breakaway pants, revealing a blue and white pair of tight swim trunks. The ladies swoon over his chiseled abs and shaved legs. Wormmon leans over to Shirou. "Do you think Dante has a chance against this guy?" "Not likely. His names literally means 'Water God'."
Both swimmers line up at the edge of the pool. "Alright, first to touch the wall and swim back wins. Get ready... GO!" Dante and Kano dive into the pool and start swimming to the other side. Dante's giving it all he has, and quickly gets into stride. Both are about even halfway down. They both reach the other side and launch off. Kano gets a good jump due to his experience, and Dante launches off with his long legs, getting a good jump also. Dante gets a bit of a lead over Kano. About half way back, Kano goes all out, passing by Dante. Kano reaches the other side of the pool just before Dante. "And your winner, Kano! Tough loss for Dante. He's going to have to step it up if he wants to win two out of four. Up next is fencing!" Dante gets out of the pool and dries off. "Do you even have fencing gear, Shirou?" "Of course I do! I made my own MMO, I can afford all kinds of weapons." Dante starts getting ready for the second challenge. Judith comes out wearing white shorts and a yellow tank top. She hands Shirou her bathing suit. "Here. You should wash this before my brother puts it on. That is, in case he loses." "You don't seem to be very supportive." "Look who he's going up against. All four of them are total dreamboats. And Shirou, don't sniff my bathing suit." "Come on, how could you think I would do something so perverted?!" Judith gives Shirou the stink eye. Shirou takes the bathing suit inside to get it washed. *Sniff*
The second contest is about to begin. Dante is equipped with the fencing gear. *Music plays Bad Boy www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDM769MXx60 * Babi walks down wearing black fencing gear. The two raise their sabers. "First one to ten points wins. Avoid the face, and the groin. Begin!" Dante hasn't fenced in a while, but it quickly comes back to him. Unlike the first challenge, this time he is in his element. Dante gets an early lead, using his footwork and saber to counter Babi and score points. Babi closes in, swinging his saber rapidly to try and land a few hits. Babi steps to the side and kicks Dante in the side of his knee. "Dang it, Babi!" Dante pushes him back and takes up a defensive stance. He goes for a fake out, getting Babi off guard. Babi goes for a strike, but Dante easily counters and lands two more points. With one point to go, Dante closes in and lands the final hit. "10 Points! Dante is the winner!" Wormmon celebrates by jumping up and down, shaking the chair. "That's more like it! One more to go!"
The Handsome Boys aren't too thrilled Babi lost. "I can't believe that nobody beat you. I didn't have any trouble." "Relax. It was only one challenge. Dante had the advantage. He won't be so lucky when he faces me." Dante walks over to talk some trash. "Ya, that's right! Not so high and mighty now, are you?" Babi starts to get angry. "Big deal! I had an off day." "Excuses, excuses. Which one of you bozos do I have to humble next? How about you, Flunow? What kind of a stupid name is that?" "Ami doesn't seem to mind. What's your last name?" "Palladino." "Ya, I wouldn't go around making fun of people's names with a name like that." "Palladino is a righteous last name, Flunow. Seriously. I sound like a holy warrior. You sound like you make people sick." Red Flunow gets agitated with Dante. Dante just smirks at the Handsome Boy leader, with that sh**-eating grin that just makes you want to punch somebody. "You seem to talk big and act tough. Why don't you save it for the challenge?" Red walks over to Ami. He hugs her and dips her down, kissing Ami on the lips. Red looks up at Dante to see his reaction. At this point, Dante doesn't even like Ami any more, but still feels scorned by that superficial skank. "Fine, I'll save it for the challenge. But don't expect me to go easy on you." "Hmm hmm. I'll be waiting." |
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Post by Dante on Jun 27, 2016 6:28:34 GMT
"The Third Challenge, Flirting. Judith and Ami will decide which contestant is better at sweeping women off their feet just by speaking." The girls are sitting back in lawn chairs sipping some fruit smoothies. *Leo's entrance music plays. Lovefool www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQbXrwYZAg * Leo walks over to the girls. "Was the music really necessary? You only walked a few feet." "I see theatrics have no meaning to you." "Dante, you are up first." Dante brushes his hair back with his fingers and crunches down on some tic tacs. "Does Judith really have to be one of the judges? This is going to be weird." "Quit stalling, Palladino!" Dante clears his throat. He looks over at Ami with an awkward smile. "So, uh, your hair is beautiful. And you've just got this radiance of, sorry, I'm getting a text. Hang on." "Next!"
Dante looks over at his sister. He tries to say something nice about her, but just can't bring himself to complement her. "Hey, you're not totally hideous. And that stench of yours isn't that rank. Maybe if you take better care of yourself, you can really turn things around." "Screw you, Dante! You're never going to get a girlfriend with the way you treat women." "This isn't about all women. It's about you being a disgusting hog that watches garbage reality tv shows all day, with no taste for class." Shirou steps in and pulls Dante away from Judith before someone gets hurt. "Okay, Leo, you think you can manage to top that?" Leo looks over at Ami. "Your hair, is just so beautiful! You really look amazing." "Oh, thank you! I vote Leo!" "Come on! That's basically exactly what I said." "It also matters how you say it. The stupidest pickup lines can work if you pull it off right." Leo glances over at Judith. "Sorry your brother is such a dingbat. Wanna grab some fro-yo later?" "Sure!" Dante's eye starts twitching.
"Alright, I think we know who won this one. Leo has taken the 3rd challenge for the Handsome Boys! Now, it all comes down to the final challenge." *Looks down at notecards* "Body waxing? What the hell kind of challenge is this?!" "Removing unwanted hair is a necessity if you want to look your best." "That's stupid! You can take your hairless chests and legs and march yourself right back to the beauty parlor! This is my party and I say the final challenge will be, a Digimon battle!" Wormmon jumps up and down all excited. "Ooh-ooh! Finally my time to shine! Gotta remind all the ladies that the Worm King is sexier than anybody." "Because who doesn't like bug eyes and caterpillar legs?" Dante and Wormmon stand over in the grass. *Entrance music plays. Mr. Wonderful www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVsEdYe6_vw * Red comes walking out of the house wearing a tight white dress shirt and red shorts. He reaches into his shirt pocket and pulls out a digivice. Red stretches his arm out and summons a red Veemon. "Meet RedVeemon. A special rare breed of an already legendary Digimon." The two sides stand apart each other, staring each other down. |
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