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The Date (Panzer, Closed)
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Post by Dante on Sept 11, 2016 6:36:17 GMT
Wormmon and Panzer have just returned from battling a dragon in the Digital World. Now that they are back, they are going on a post battle date, and they are on their way to the mall for some fun and excitement. Wormmon is wearing their holosuit, taking the form of a teenage girl with long green hair. She is wearing a white tank top, black jeans, and a purple hoodie tied around her waist. "Oh, I'm so excited. We are actually going out on a date together! Where to first? Let's go shopping for clothes! I sold some of Dante's old video games on the web, so I've got a lot of spending money. And Dante doesn't even know they are gone! Wuhu ha haha ha haaaa!"
Meanwhile, Dante is back at the house. He grabs some coffee and sits down on the couch to watch TV. His sister Judith walks down the stairs. "You're back! How was dragon hunting?" "Oh, it was very eventful." "Where's Wormmon?" "He's on a date." "A date?! With who?" "It's 'whom'. And I don't wanna talk about it. Do you wanna watch that new TV documentary that's airing tonight?" "Can't. I'm going out with some friends. It's funny. Wormmon's on a date, and you are sitting here at home all alone. Well, cya, brother!" Judith walks out the front door. It's true. Dante wasn't having any luck at love, and he was spending a lot more time at home. "Huh, this is getting ridiculous. Laying around the house all day, when I should be out picking up babes. It's a disgrace!"
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Post by lunarcataphract on Sept 11, 2016 10:54:04 GMT
It was not immediately after Panzer and Rexanna got back from fighting the dragon hunting over in the digital world but given how it had been a few days it may as well be. Panzer had, like always, taken the matter rather seriously getting dressed and arriving at the meeting point half an hour before she was meant to meet her "date" there. Decked out in tight black jeans, an arm exposing black tank top and of course a black leather jacket the German Amazonian was, while ready, not exactly looking forward to this. Yes she had made a promise and was in tent on keeping it but that didn't exactly mean she was eager on keeping.
Having waited for half-an-hour Panzer was unsure whom to look for; she was fully expecting Dante to arrive with his partner upon his shoulder but there didn't seem to be any sign of either of them. It may just be a case that they were running late but that only served to anger Panzer further; she hated it when people were lat even more so when they were late for meeting her! It wasn't like Panzer was in a hard to find place or anything. She was sitting at a bench by the largest fountain slap bang in the centre of the mall! Plus it was not like Panzer was an easy person to miss or anything; being a good seven feet tall did make you stand out a lot. She checked her watch and scowled at it her temper rising.
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Post by Dante on Sept 12, 2016 4:06:05 GMT
Apparently Wormmon wasn't very punctual. The Worm King didn't have a watch, or even a cell phone. He usually just tagged along with Dante. But ever since he got a holosuit in the form of a hot girl, Wormmon was free to roam the city hiding in plain site, and afforded many opportunities for getting in trouble. Wormmon enters the mall, passing by hoards of sugar crazed children running and screaming all over some tacky plastic toys. Ditching your kids at the mall? Parenting must be so hard.
While Panzer is sitting on a bench, a young child with a balloon comes over and stares at her. Panzer's face scars the child, and he lets go on his balloon and starts crying. Wormmon walks around until he sees a gigantic woman sitting on a bench. He recognizes the German amazon as his date, and walks over. "Hiya, Panzer! Are you excited for our date? Oh, we're going to do so many things, buy lots of clothes, and eat and eat and eat!" Wormmon is irritated by the crying child. "Get lost, you little brat! I hate annoying people." Which is ironic, because Wormmon is the most annoying person or Digimon ever.
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Post by lunarcataphract on Sept 13, 2016 16:25:01 GMT
Panzer looks down at the child that approached her and blinked with no desire to interact further with the child. Despite any real attempt to do so the German Amazon apparently ended up scaring the child causing them to burst out crying letting go of their balloon in the process. Without a second thought Panzer's arm shot out and she grabbed the balloon by the string clutching it tightly. Just as she was about to return the balloon to the child, which would hopefully silence their aggravating bawling, a young looking female came over...who somehow knew Panzer? Immediately the German was suspicious as this total stranger went on about clothes, food and a date? At first the Amazonian was highly distrustful of this random stranger..but she must be Wormmon right? Nobody else would know of Panzer being here; still it was odd a male Digimon would have a female form.
Panzer planned to inquire as to the identity of this total stranger but then they just had to be rude to that child and make them cry more. Yelling at a young crying child and calling them an annoying brat was not something Panzer approved of. Sure she held the view point that everyone should look after themselves and handle their own affairs but a young child was a different case entirely. "Hey. You have five seconds to apologise to this child." Panzer bent down and held out the balloon to the crying child who grabbed it and sniffled quaking in his boots. Having given the child their balloon back Panzer again rounded her wrath upon Wormmon. "If you want to get to the end of today without injury I suggest you apologise and think twice before shouting at a child for no legitimate reason." What annoyed Panzer was the total lack of self-control Wormmon displayed as opposed to the fact they had actually upset the child further.
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Post by Dante on Sept 14, 2016 0:52:18 GMT
Wormmon stands with her hands on her hips, making a pouty face. "First you pretend you don't know me, then you threaten me?! Some date. I'm tired of everyone going out of their way for the stupid little children! We are going on this date. We are going to drink a milkshake with two straws. We are going to go shopping. And you are going to like it!" Wow, this date is sure off to a rough start. Without Dante there to keep Wormmon under control, a random child became the catalyst that ignited a heated situation that could threaten Wormmon's day of fun clichéd dating activities. "And by the way, you can call me Willow when I'm in this suit. When you look this good, you feel good!" Wormmon/Willow rubs her hands up and down her hips, gyrating promiscuously.
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Post by lunarcataphract on Sept 15, 2016 10:56:12 GMT
Wormmon just crossed a line that should never have been crossed. Any chance of this fake date being a pleasant experience had just gone right out of the window. Panzer could forgive being late. Panzer could forgive generally just being rude and selfish but the one thing she would NEVER tolerate is other people daring to try and make her do stuff. "No you listen. You are a child. Selfish, immature and bratty. I utterly detest people that behave in the manner you are yet here I am willing to endure this fake date as I made a promise. Unlike you I have integrity but you are trying my patience. Do not think you can tell me what to do. Do not think this is about you. And most definitely do not tell me what I will like." Panzer had straightened her back up and rose to her fall height towering over Wormmon. If people "shot daggers" when they were angry then Panzer was shooting thermonuclear warheads with how severely angry her expression was.
"If you can't do that then leave. But I swear if you continue to behave this way on our pseudo date then I will not be responsible for what happens next." Jesus Christ Wormmon's Tamer must suck at his job. Can he not teach his Digimon some god damn discipline? A bit of humility? Panzer's own partner might be a blood thirsty self-centred savage but at least Panzer was able to keep them under control. It seemed Wormmon, or Willow as she preferred to be called, was a complete child who only cared about her own looks and happiness; At least that's what her gyrating and word choice lead the German Amazon to believe. "Silence. I don't care how you look. As far as I am concerned you have the most hideous personality I've ever met in recent years. IAt least the drunks at my place of work aren't in full control of their faculties but you....you choose to act this way." Just like that Panzer walked off to the food court looking for a milkshake stand. She may not have said it but Panzer leading the way like that was intended to mean "if you follow me you agree to behave yourself."
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Post by Dante on Sept 17, 2016 5:06:00 GMT
Wormmon scratches her head, looking confused. "Is this what a date is? People yelling at each other? I thought that was only on TV. I could get any kind of girl I want to with this beautiful body. Well maybe only one kind of girl. But you should really take the cheese log out of your eye before you take the grilled cheese out of someone else's lunch." Wormmon didn't quite get that expression right. Arguing with Panzer is like throwing dynamite on a forest fire. Wormmon walks over to the milkshake shack. "One chocolate milkshake with two straws. Oh, and some duck tape for my gigantic associate here."
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Post by lunarcataphract on Sept 18, 2016 21:59:50 GMT
Panzer's eyes turned into a scowl and she focused her anger on Willow. Really this Digimon could get anybody they wanted with their body? Pah fine. If anything that actually made a choice easy for Panzer. "Understood. You do not require me then." Despite the fact she had made a promise the German was more than prepared to walk away. Not only had Willow been rather bratty and self centred so far but now she was being arrogant. Whatever Wormon's saying was supposed to mean fell upon deaf ears due to hoe absurd it really sounded. The Amazon had enough of this. She was perfectly willing to bite her tongue and hold it in but oh noooooo Willow just had to be arrogant and selfish; fine if she wished to behave in that way then she could act like that by herself.
It was as Willow was ordering the milk shake that Panzer dismissively shook her head and walked away. Perhaps she was being a little..hypocritical of her beliefs and compromising her own moral code (after all Panzer believed if you can't fight for yourself then you had no night to be protected as well as her own refusal to break deals) but well...Willow had proven herself undeserving. There was now ay Panzer could stand idle and simply let Willow get away with her behaviour but that would lead to fighting. Out of respect for Willow's tamer, and the fact she didn't exactly want to get arrested, Panzer swallowed her pride choosing instead to simply walk away. As much as she had wanted to have a milkshake it seemed Willow's actions had ruined that possibility. Once could argue that Panzer's actions were in fact ruining her own day but she'd respond by saying it was the lesser of two evils.
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Post by Dante on Sept 19, 2016 14:54:20 GMT
As Wormmon was ordering the milkshake, Panzer kind of just wandered off. Wormmon didn't really care at this point. Panzer had been aggressive and agitating. I guess her code of honor wasn't that honorable after all. Wormmon walks over to a table and sits down, sucking the milkshake through both straws. A couple of hot girls walk by, and Wormmon takes notice. (Thinking) "Oooh, ya baby!" This date had turned into just a regular trip to the mall.
A young man carrying a tray of teriyaki sees Wormmon sitting alone. He has long blonde hair, and is wearing a leather jacket and jeans. He walks over to talk to Wormmon. "What's up? Are you here by yourself?" "Well, I was on a date, but she was being a giant pain. I can't stand mean people." "Ya, me too. I'm Kyou." "I'm Willow. Take a seat." Kyou sits down across from Willow. "Here, try some of this teriyaki." Wormmon picks up a piece with his fingers and takes a bite. "Oh, that's good. I'd offer you some of my milkshake, but you probably don't wanna use the same straws." "Ehh, I don't mind."
Wormmon and Kyou both take a slurp from the milkshake at the same time. "So, your date left?" "Ya, and not a moment too soon! What about you? Do you got a special someone?" Kyou scratches the back of his head. "Not really. There's this one girl I like, but I don't think she really cares about me." "Aww, women make me so mad! It's like, just shut up and take your shirt off already." "Hahaha, you're really funny. I wish more women were like you." "Ya. If only they weren't so damn sexy. Large breasts, wide hips, lots of skin showing, come to Willow." "So, are you a lesbian?" "A what now?" "I guess it's clear you are attracted to girls, but what about guys?" "Oh Goddess no! They don't even have breasts!"
Wormmon and Kyou enjoy a pleasant meal. "Hey, do you wanna go shopping? I've just gotta buy some new clothes." "Ya, that sounds fun." "You know, I know a guy a lot like you. He has long hair, and loves leather jackets." "Sounds like my kind of guy. I bet he's a real lady killer." "No, not really."
Meanwhile, Dante is outside smoking a cigarette. (Thinking) "I have the sudden urge to smack Wormmon."
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Post by lunarcataphract on Sept 21, 2016 16:31:04 GMT
Panzer had the sneakiest suspicion that miserable little pathetic harlot known as Willow was talking smack about her; She did come across as the person with no respect nor self-restraint; it was part of the reason Panzer despised her so much. She marched out of the mall her muscles tense and fists clenched just as her eyes came to focus upon Dante. Oh the poor fool had no idea what kind of mess he was about to dragged into. She stormed over towards him on a literal war path before coming to a stop inches away from him. Panzer's back was held straight and so she towered over Dante look down at him fury in her eyes. "Boy. Control your harlot of a partner least I do it for you. I will not tolerate her self centred attitude. She fails to realise the value in my promise and has spat upon it." Having said her piece Panzer walked off making her way towards the local gym to blow off some steam.
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Post by Dante on Sept 21, 2016 18:09:27 GMT
While Dante was in his back yard smoking a cigarette, who else but Panzer showed up talking smack about Wormmon. How did she know where Dante lives? Ugh... not my plot hole to explain. "Panzer? What the hell are you doing here?" It was clear this "date" didn't go as expected. "Listen, you don't know about Wormmon's history. It's best to take what he says with a grain of salt. The Worm King has enraged Tamers with shorter fuses than yours." Dante is referring to the time Wormmon was acting so rebellious, Shirou totally lost it and flipped his lid. That was right after Dante met Wormmon for the first time, when they had been lured into a trap by Bakemon.
Dante smokes his cigarette down to the filter and puts it out on the ground. "You're not the easiest person to get along with either. The two of you together is like mixing dynamite and gunpowder." Dante could only imagine what went down on their date. Wormmon hadn't been gone for very long. Why Panzer ever suggested such a thing was unclear. "It's safe to say you knew what you were getting into. Wormmon is like every wacky, snarky character rolled up into one times 10. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take the recyclables out. You would be surprised how quickly the soda cans and beer bottles add up."
Dante thinks back at all the chaos Wormmon has caused over the past year. He has a montage in his head. Wormmon devouring dozens of cheeseburgers. Making his MMO character have large breasts. Talking about breasts all the time. Stealing things from the store. Messing up Dante's rosters on his games. Ditching Dante at the dentist to hang out with Rob. Waterboarding a thief while playing detective. Pissing off both the Defectors and Team Takashi at the Data Core Tournament. Suggesting to rob a bank to get some start up money to build an ice cream factory. Sneaking off into the locker room after getting fouled out from a Basketball game to shower with the cheerleaders. If anything, Panzer probably got off easy.
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