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Don't Blame Meow for Injuries [Asher]
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Post by karin on Mar 27, 2017 17:28:14 GMT
"I wonder?" Karin's tone suddenly turned sharp as usual. "I don't know you very well, of course. I think that's given because we only met once... I don't think I know someone all that well if I met them just once, but... somehow reading you like a book is fun. Or is it puzzle? Whatever the case was, pressing buttons is never my specialty. Riling up people, on the other hand, is."
She laughed when he brought up saying contracts and such. The moment he said that he would prove it to her when she sign a contract made her laugh harder. "I'm 15, I think even if I sign some contract or whatever the case it is, you're still going to be in trouble anyway. And even so, I'm sure that you have no guts to do it. Your conscience says so, hence it's impossible for you to touch me more than handshake."
She laughed when she heard Piper answered her remark. "Well, Pip, I suggest you should get yourself a boyfriend. Will mellow ya out somewhat. Also Asher, you don't really looks like the master of the house to me. Your sister looks far more convincing to be the master of the house. Afterall, what master of the house slept 12 hours without waking in between?"
She exited the house quickly with Fluffykin on her arms now. "By the way, I'm going to take your brother and your cat out for a walk. I'll make sure to return them, Pip."
In the training ground, Jeanne's smile just got wider. "Well, Ashfurr... there's angel in the hell, his name is Lucifer. Your point? Anyway, I want you to tell me what sort of spirit you have. I'll determine our training based on that. Also, for the sake of training, you won't be evolving. We'll mostly just... teach you way to counter some enemy's movement. Wear your training gear meanwhile."
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Post by Asher on Mar 28, 2017 9:33:58 GMT
"Am I a book?" Asher asked, tone mixed with sugar and curiosity. Of course he was interested in how well people thought they could understand him! And, more curious in how accurate they might be. But, the teen could definitely see how Karin would be great at riling people up. What kind of profession could she go into that would work well with that kind of trait?
Probably nothing particularly good.
Still, an eyebrow raised at the response to his false request of contracts. "What do you think I'd actually do to you?" After all, truthfully, little that Asher could probably do to Karin would warrant actual police interference. But, heavily stretching and altering truths? That was the primary concern. Much as Karin didn't know Asher well, he didn't know her, either. There had to be more than a cat-obsessed kicking machine, right? "I don't even want to shake your hand," he admitted, far too cheerfully.
Careful, Asher.
Scrunching her nose, Piper continued to eat her snacks. "Not 'Pip.' And relationships are a waste of time." She was far too busy with being one of the top-of-the-class type students, than to spend time with romantic interests! "Guys are annoying, anyway," she pointed out. Asher was a perfect demonstration of such! Returning to her book, Piper gave no input on who the master of the house was. She certainly didn't care, one way or the other!
"I'm pretty sure 'master of the house' would belong to my dad?" Asher wasn't really sure, though. After all, his father was the oldest in the home, and was more concerned about its appearance. As little as his children cared, they could be living in a slummy apartment some place, and neither would place a single complaint. "I don't want to be in charge of this place, anyway." That involved too much effort! He already had enough on his plate with a job, school, and now this Digimon thing!
With one final piece, Pip didn't even bother looking up from her book. "I'm only worried about Whiskers. Do what you want with Big Brother," she hummed, almost taunting. "See you." Or not. Either way wouldn't hurt the girl's feelings any. Giving a cringe at his sister's comment, Asher walked out the door. Talk about tough love.
Finally fully into the training ground scene, Asher was still debating on returning to his comfortable bed. "I wouldn't want to compare you to him," the teen was quick to quip. Sure, he wasn't overly educated about religion, but the fall of Lucifer was an easy one to learn about regardless.
But, as far as information on his spirit? Eyes shifted around, trying to think. "I don't know. The female sort?" Very descriptive! It was clear that the Sunderland Brothers hadn't helped Asher figure out every mystery! Then again, he'd only been at this for a couple days! And, training gear? That even sounded alarming! "I'm going to regret this, aren't I?"
At least Meicoomon was going to enjoy it!
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Post by karin on Apr 4, 2017 4:52:41 GMT
"If you're a book, you'll be one written with too many logical fallacies and lot of innocent yet disparaging remarks aimed at the reader," Karin deadpanned. "And plus, you ask me what you'll do to me? Simple. You'll annoy me to no end and then you'll probably make me kick your stomach---why thank you," Asher, why are you too eager to make this one girl snap so easily? She already aimed a kick the moment he said that all too cheerfully... a knee kick that is, aimed to his stomach. However, on the last second, she stopped and instead changed that knee kick into... a stomp, aimed at his foot. Asher, you sure would be glad knowing that she didn't wear any boots right? At least not currently, but you know, her boot is currently metal plated you know?
"Thank God you're not the owner of this house, otherwise I might need to call in some pest inspectors. Anyway, thanks a lot, Pip. Don't worry, I'll return this guy alive and the cat groomed well. I brought some cat food, so it's OK." Cat foot my ass. It's literally a premium grade salmon steak, and it's just to make the Meicoomon happy and to annoy Asher!
Jeanne just laughed the moment Asher said that. "For your information, Ashfurr, I'm enjoy doing some little sadistic, mean thing to people. That means I'm not angel by that standard. Probably fallen angel? Anyway..." she whipped out her sword, a wooden one of course, but seem gonna be hurt. "...Do as I say and I think you won't get hurt... I think."
Karin who now currently feeding the Meicoomon with said steak somehow caught part of their conversation. "Hee, women, is it? Tell me, did you have strange urges to hit on men while evolved? Apparently there's a case where a man got female spirit and suddenly when evolved he goes gaga on hotties."
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Post by Asher on Apr 8, 2017 5:24:26 GMT
"Are you saying that I'd break the fourth wall?" A grin slipped across the redhead's lips. "I'd have so much fun with that." He'd have to tell his 'narrator' to find a way to fit in little slips in reality! Or, not, because that was a totally ridiculous thought that didn't make any sense. This was the real world, after all! Unless Asher took up acting again, he certainly wouldn't have a narrator!
But, the act of violence was more than expected. With a small laugh, the spirit user took a few quick steps back to avoid the knee jab. Which, actually saved his foot, as well! Wow, was he actually lucky for once? Chances were, she would find a way to hurt him for avoiding the pain, though! He had to get used to dodging her kicks, anyway. Before painful boots would be brought fully into the equation!
Piper decided that, just maybe, she liked this new girl. Nobody could be that bad, if they pampered a stranger's cat! It could only be better if Karin didn't do weird relationship-like things with her brother. She thought she was going to have to hide in her bedroom until the act was over!
Preparing for more backlash, Asher found himself trapped at a horrible pick-up line for Jeanne's response about angels. "So, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" With a small chuckle, the teen tensed slightly. But, it was soon followed with jumping back from a wooden sword being swung in his face. Eyes widened, while lifting a hand up, "you think? Remember, I'm new at this, okay?"
He had to face it. Jeanne did not care about his safety in this situation.
Whiskers purred, enjoying her amazing food. She was going to need Asher to buy her this more often! Karin always treated the cat so well!
"Not yet?" Asher grimaced, imagining Kinkakumon attempting (and failing) at picking up men. The amazon would be more likely to literally lift a guy off the ground, rather than get a date! "That- That kind of thing doesn't actually happen, does it?"
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Post by karin on Apr 8, 2017 21:04:42 GMT
"Up to the book," Karin reasoned. "If for example the book is a fiction one, yes, you're going to be filled with a lot of fourth wall breaking and lot of... how to call it? Nonsensical analogies? Probably those. We know that you can't be scientific book. DIY book about being a waiter however is possible." Gee, Karin, you didn't pull any punches in mocking Asher's intelligence, do you?
If she want to hurt him for real, after his dodge, he would have used her stomp force to propel herself up and do another knee kick to his stomach, but luckily she's not. Plus she think it's good that he could dodge for once. But that's going to be tested in the training ground of course, mhmhmhmhm~
Jeanne's smile turned a bit dangerous the moment he said that pickup line. "I think I killed too much other angels to care about the falling from heaven." For some reason, it really doesn't sounds like she's joking! "It didn't hurt. It's satisfying actually, to destroy those holier than thou hypocrites."
She swung her sword again, cutting empty air. "...Again, let's just begin with this, shall we?"
Karin meanwhile just looked at this like it's really normal. "Oh why, that happened for real. I'm not even pulling your legs. That's why I'm asking, you see? But to be fair that guy apparently can talk with his spirit."
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Post by Asher on Apr 10, 2017 6:49:08 GMT
Karin didn't have much faith in Asher's ability to participate in a book. "It would be a do-it-yourself on being a manager, too," the actor corrected, with a polite smile. At least Karin hadn't visited his work yet! He was really dreading the day! Er, not that they had known each other for enough work days for it to even matter quite yet. "But, do-it-yourself is boring. So fiction, it is!"
Not that Asher had a choice. Much like he didn't have much of a choice involving being at the training ground.
With a slight tilt of the head, the young man seemed to ignore the expression on Jeanne's face. "Hey, whatever floats your boat," or makes one fall from the heavens themselves, "I'm not here to judge you." Asher was way too accepting of things, wasn't he? Even when it came to violence!
Taking a small step back, he pointed a finger toward the sword. "So, what exactly am I doing?"
"Ashpurr's mentioned something about his new spurrit influencing him. Does that count?" Meicoomon inquired, as her human seemed a little more concerned about his well-being at this point to answer. She couldn't wait to see if he got beat up! And she had a good snack to eat while watching!
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Post by karin on Apr 10, 2017 7:13:37 GMT
"Oh right, you're a manager. That reminds me I really need to visit your workplace. How much is it to see you crossdress?" Karin asked, smirking like a cheshire cat. However, she pretty much already guessed that he probably already ordered to go like that by the customers, so might have nerve of steel over there. Pity really. Oh, or maybe she should make a Renamon fursuit and ask him to wear it along with maid dress for maximum overkeks?
"...I'll bring Jeanne for that," she declared... and probably get the cute Meicoomon a holosuit! That'd make three of them for him to serve, right? That's so going to be fun!
Jeanne's cruel smile somehow now changed into calmer one as usual. Looks like Asher dodged the bullet there. She watched as he took a step back, but instead saying what's up, she quickly dashed and draw her sword, trying to hit him on the sides with a horizontal slash.
"This is what he got for ignoring instruction twice," Karin sighed. "She probably forgot to tell him if he doesn't put that training gear quickly, she'll treat it as he forgoes protection altogether. Oh, his spirit influenced him? Well, probably that counts. I'm not sure. A year ago, almost all spirit are the... talkative sort."
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Post by Asher on Apr 15, 2017 19:48:02 GMT
Oh, right. Asher seriously just reminded Karin of his job. Great! But, rather than properly answer the question, the teen tilted his head and flashed a smile. "What? Do you want to see me in a dress?" Maybe, such a statement would be a deterrent. If not, he was an actor. He'd make do. Then again, maybe his customer service 'skills' was part of why he could handle Karin even when she was acting violently towards him!
"I think I'm more worried about Jeanne's requests, than yours," the spirit user admitted aloud. It was probably unwise to state, but it was true. Jeanne came off as a little more devious than Karin did.
Which is why it was also terrifying having the angel as a trainer. Taking several large steps back, the teen tried to avoid getting too badly injured. "Time out, time out! Where's the training gear, again?" And, what exactly did training gear consist of? Did he get a 'sword,' too?
Trying to listen to Karin's talking, too, Asher found a need to add in, "Hey! They don't talk!" Yet!
Meicoomon hadn't been particularly familiar with spirit users before Asher, so she had to admit that this all was interesting! "Talkative? Do mew mean, they actually spoke?" Was that normal?
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Post by karin on Apr 15, 2017 20:27:55 GMT
"Maid dress," she corrected. "With yellow fox ears and tail. Padding preferred." Of course Karin just have to bring the fact that Asher first evolved into his spirit form in front of her! That made her a bit curious if Ms. Fluffykin did or not play back that thing again and again. But whatever the case was, two can play this game. If he thinks he could deter her just with that, he's dead wrong.
"Oh Jeanne would go on ahead and tell you to transform, so your worry is justified there. Probably she'll ask you to put 'spell' on the food just for extra laugh... in that magical girl style of transformation of course."
She know her so well, didn't she? Well, meanwhile, Jeanne did not hear what Asher said and instead keep charging. While the initial attack missed, she used the rotational force to spin and gain distance, then charge again, this time aiming an overhead slash.
Karin meanwhile, with her eyes, pointed at the training gear that consist of metallic set of kendo armor and of course wooden sword.
"They do spoke, but only to the user. Admittedly I know a very special exception, a woman named Alicia apparently is the 'haunted' type. Her spirit literally haunted her and could be seen and interacted by everyone else if they please!"
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Post by Asher on Apr 17, 2017 1:55:59 GMT
Clearly, none of this deterred Karin. "Right. We don't have yellow tails and ears in our inventory," the manager pointed out, as his eyes glazed over. Ugh. He would never live this down, would he? "And, define 'padding', Princess. I'd hate to misunderstand." Oops. Customer-service mode had activated!
At least he had been right in which person he should be the most concerned about! But, they really couldn't be the worst customers he would ever have, right? One could only hope!
Taking the short time that Jeanne had created a gap between them, Asher ran to the gear, completely ignoring the actual armor, due to time constraints, and pulling the wooden sword up to block the next slash. This was really going to hurt if he got hit, wasn't it? "Remind me again, why don't you want me to digivolve?" It would be a lot more useful right now to either have an agile fox or an amazon.
Asher really needed to keep his focus on Jeanne, but that name came up again. "Does everyone know each other around here? Isaac was talking about Alicia yesterday." Birds of a feather or something, right?
"Sounds spooky," the feline admitted, innocently. All she could imagine were talking ghosts! Not that ghosts were too strange for the Digital World. There were literal ghost Digimon there! "I'm glad Ashpurr's don't do that. I think they'd be annoying." Maybe not the Renamon. Weren't they usually pretty relaxed monsters? From Asher's brief description of Kinkakumon in his head, Fluffykin could only imagine that the Champion was far less ideal to have a conversation with.
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Post by karin on Apr 17, 2017 10:45:56 GMT
"I thought as much so I'll bring it. No problem now, right? Oh right, because I don't believe that it'll be intact and gone missing in the back room, I'll have you wear it on spot. Also, padding as in breast padding of course? Silicone breast padding for bra? I'd really like if you don't call me Princess. I'm too wicked to be one. How about Mistress?"
Jeanne of course smirked the moment Asher grabbed the sword and blocked her strike.
"Simple. we're here to increase your basic combat capability. The more experienced the human is in their normal form, the better they are in spirit form. Also, if you can stay cool in the battle, less likely for your spirit to ran amok."
Of course Jeanne did not stop right there. She purposely relented and let herself propelled from Asher's block. The moment she got launched she backflipped midair and landed on her feet, only to launch herself again at the spirit user. The aim this time is his stomach, a thrust!
"Mmm, Jeanne is merciless as always," Karin muttered. She realized that her hand stopped feeding the Meicoomon and quickly apologized. She immediately feed her yet again. Why is this so fun?
"...I can imagine somehow. Imagine if they're all yandere for him... won't it be scary?"
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Post by Asher on Apr 21, 2017 6:47:00 GMT
"I don't know what the pricing guide would be on accessories from home," the teen cringed internally. He could definitely go without ever having Karin as his customer! "We can discuss these terms later," he hummed, trying to escape the conversation for the time being. If she was going to torment him at work eventually, he may as well leave some of it a surprise! Right?
There was also a slight surprise in actually having logic behind not digivolving. Beyond the idea of just being able to beat Asher senseless, at least! "Then, why am I training against a Digimon?" It would make more sense to spar with Karin, wouldn't it? She couldn't be as difficult to handle as Jeanne, right?
And probably didn't swing a wooden sword nearly as hard. The teen was really regretting not putting on armor, as he found himself falling back. Trying to keep his footing was an absolute failure, as Asher used a free hand to cover his now horribly sore stomach. Ugh, he felt like he couldn't breathe!
Forcing an inhale, the digivice in his pocket began to click, as if either unlocking a latch, or perhaps complaining. Asher didn't know. He could barely hear it over his own heartbeat!
Whiskers continued purring, as food as provided to her again. Karin was really great! "I'm sure Ashpurr could use the abuse," the cat shrugged. The Digital World wasn't as forgiving as Jeanne surely could be! It was less likely that the holosuited angel would actually kill the human, at least! "Very scrawry!" To the point that Meicoomon didn't want to think about it! It's hard to punish ghost monsters for being obnoxious, after all!
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Post by karin on Apr 21, 2017 8:36:19 GMT
"Just charge me full like accessory from the cafe," she shot back, not giving Asher any sort of room to dodge. "Very well, we can discuss it more later."
Jeanne just chuckled when Asher does bring a solid fact. "Because when holosuited, a Digimon is as good as human. Practically other than battle experience, I'm just like a really athletic human. However, if that's what you want... Mistress, what do you say?"
"Sure," Karin answered, taking off her jacket and now only having sport bra with her. She took two whiplike weapon that got attached to her upper arm.
"Unfortunately, we haven't really managed to make a working galient blade," Jeanne explained while feeding the Meicoomon. "If we could, pretty sure that Mistress can show her true fighting potential. Afterall, battle wise, she's not so different from you, Asher. Except she probably fight more than you."
The moment Jeanne finished her words, Karin immediately dashed and used her whip to grapple on a tree. She made a full rotation while at the same time aim her other whip to Asher's right upper arm.
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Post by Asher on Apr 24, 2017 9:07:54 GMT
Sometimes, battle experience is all that was needed for a big advantage! After all, Asher was athletic enough! But, two days of Digital World experience did not count as anything in comparison to Jeanne. Or Karin, for that matter. Suddenly, Asher was regretting his earlier question.
"Can you, uh, wear a shirt or somethi-" Don't even finish that question. It will make the punishment far worse. Thinking on punishment. Collars and now whips? This seemed to be a weird trend.
Meicoomon certainly didn't mind, considering she was still getting fed. "What's a galient blade?" Not that it was too difficult to figure. It had to be flexible like a whip, right? Though, 'blade' implied that it was more of a sword than a whip, if she was picking up on the wording properly.
Cringing at Jeanne's words, the young man watched as Karin moved far too fluidly with the whips. Oh, yes, he already regretted this heavily. Asher wasn't even really sure how to combat whips! So, of course, it wrapped around his arm. "Can I request Jeanne again? The wooden swords seem like a way better idea!" At least he knew how to block those! Sort of!
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Post by karin on Apr 25, 2017 4:32:20 GMT
"What, this is comfortable," she answered. "If you having dirty thoughts, you'll drop it in five seconds guaranteed."
...Five seconds indeed. The moment Asher regretting it, Jeanne is chuckling in amusement. Dear him, there are differences between Karin and her... but the experience is pretty much roughly the same. Afterall, they have biomerged several times in the past. Their Biomerge is not 50:50 state, it's 70:30. Jeanne has constantly poured her battle experience in Karin, and the girl soon used that experience her own way. The moment when the whips came out, that's already her serious area.
"Nope," she bluntly rejected his request. Quickly, she pulled Asher arm. If he can't keep his footing steady, he'll get pulled... and if he got pulled... then a huge damage gonna hit him. Karin loosened the whip grapple on the tree branch and immediately aimed a diving kick to Asher's chest. Stomach should not be targeted for now least something wrong happened. She really don't want him to barf afterall.
"Oh, a galient blade is a whip-sword. It can transform between both, but it's least effective as a whip and more to slashing tool," Jeanne answered. "...It suits Mistress' fighting style, especially because she used to fight as Lord Knightmon."
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