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Reunion: Party at the Dragon's Lair (Fin)
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Post by Dante on Sept 15, 2017 16:38:45 GMT
Dante, Judith, and Wormmon are driving along. They are on their way to Uncle Brian Mason's home to house sit while he is away. When their cousin Roxanne came over on the 4th of July, it didn't quite go smoothly. So Dante's hoping this will turn out better. Wormmon has taken his holosuit form to remain undetected. Not that a girl with green hair is unusual, right? The gang reaches a recently constructed mansion outside Shibuya. Dante pulls into the long driveway and parks. When they go to the door, they are greeted by Roxanne.
This time, at least Roxanne didn't attack Dante, simply for the lols. "Hey, right on time!" "How's it going, cus?" "Oh, the usual. Father is even more grumpy than usual. He's in the rec room right now." The group follows Roxanne inside. In the rec room stands a tall man with a large frame. He is wearing a tight fitting black and red shirt. His short brown hair has faded grey, as well as his goatee. The man leans down over a pool table and breaks. Afterwards he looks up and sees the guests. "Ah, Dante and Judith! It's been too long, ya know." "Hey there, Uncle Brian." Their uncle walks over and gives Dante a firm handshake, before sizing him up. "Hmm, you haven't been hitting the gym nearly enough. Are you all stocked up on protein mix?" "Ya, I've been meaning to step up my workout regiment."
Brian leans back with his hands on his hips, puffing out his chest. "Haha, sounds like your father. Self absorbed lightweight. He always thought he was a better martial artist, but just look at me! I'm the man." Brian starts posing and flexing his muscles. "Chill out with that ego, Dad." "Nothing wrong with greatness. Come on, I'll show you guys around." Uncle Brian takes the group around the house, showing off his nice place and expensive furniture. "Ya, construction on this place finished up a few months ago. I needed somewhere to train my students here in Japan." Brian shows them a large portrait on the wall with "The Iron Dragon" written in big bold letters. "It's a shame I have to keep aging. You know, it's up to the three of you to carry on our family's legacy."
Uncle Brian tosses Roxanne the house keys. "Make sure to set the alarm at night. I'm counting on you to hold down the fort. I've got a big spokesperson deal over in the states. This place is my castle, my dragon's layer. So if anything happens I'm holding Dante responsible." "Wait, why me?" "Because my daughter has always been more responsible than you. Although I worry about her too much, being all alone. So it's up to you to listen to her and take care of business." "Yes, Uncle Brian." "I'll bring you guys back something. What do they sell in America that isn't made in China? I'll figure something out. Have fun, but not too much fun."
Brian Mason grabs his bags and takes off in his luxury car. "Mon, that guy's a d!ck." With the Iron Dragon away, the younglings will pay. Roxanne gives Dante a sinister look. "Alright, you have to listen to everything I say, and if you don't I'll tell father that Willow is actually some kind of monster." "You wouldn't dare!" "Come on, Roxxi, don't play that way." "Relax, Judy. Dante just has to be on his best behavior. Now come on, let's throw a house party." "What?!" "Yay!"
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Post by Dante on Sept 21, 2017 21:53:14 GMT
Great. So here Dante is, trying to pretend he's a responsible adult, and his cousin Roxanne wants to throw a raging house party. Pretty soon, all sorts of guests have arrived. Dante can imagine Brain Mason's wrath when he gets home to find his mansion a mess. Roxanne and Judith are standing around, socializing with boys and drinking beer from a keg. Dante goes up to his sister. "Judith, you can't seriously be fine with this. We're going to get in trouble." Roxanne gives Dante a sarcastic French wave to brush him off. "Stop being such a drag, Dante. Come on, Judith. Let's start the karaoke!" "There's karaoke? Yay!"The girls rush off to fire up the karaoke. Wormmon is still wearing his/her holosuit, chowing down at the buffet table. Party goers are dancing around and acting wild. Dante's friend Rob shows up to finish off what's left of the keg. "Rob, what are you doing here?" "I'm here to party, Dante. Wooo!" "But, I'm going to get into trouble..." Roxanne gets on the small stage set up in the rec room with a microphone. "How's everybody doing today?! For those that don't know, I'm the Iron Maiden Roxanne Mason, and I'm here to rock your worlds!" Roxanne has changed into a skimpy little red dress, but still has the large rose in her long black hair. Roxanne starts singing "Ready to Go."
"...It's a crack, I'm back yeah, standing on the rooftops shouting out, Baby I'm ready to go! I'm back and ready to go. From the rooftops shout it out!" Everyone else seems to be having a good time, but Dante just stands there, wondering how he could possibly shut this party down. He hears a familiar voice. "Mmm, man, your cousin is really something else, Dante." Dante looks over and sees Shirou standing there, wearing a white suit and holding a glass of wine. "Shirou? You're here too? What the hell are you doing here?!" "Judith invited me. I can't tell who I like more, Judith or Roxanne. Do you think I have a shot at your cousin?" "Shut it, Shirou..."Roxanne gets done with her song, and the party goers go crazy cheering. A "Roxanne! Roxanne!" chant breaks out. Next up to sing is Judith, wearing a short yellow shirt with a white skirt. Judith goes with "Circus" by another blonde singer. "...I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins. Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break. I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
. Better be ready, hope ya feel the same." As Judith is singing, an all too familiar jester slowly rises up through the stage behind Judith. Wormmon stops eating for a moment and looks over. "Oh, my, Goddess..." Judith continues singing and dancing. "All the eyes on me in the center of the ring. Just like a circus."Judith turns around and sees the Prince of Chaos hovering in the air. "Don't stop on my account. I love this song." Dante is shocked. "Piedmon! What are you doing here?!" "Why, I'm here to party. And there ain't no party like a Piedmon party because a Piedmon party goes to 11." Piedmon raises his hands to the sky. The Iron Dragon's mansion starts twisting and turning, transforming into a creepy demonic rave. "Now then, who's next to sing? Dante, don't think I'll let you get away without a song. Wha ha ha ha hu hu hu haha haaaa!"Ready to Go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgffRW1fKDkCircus: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-iJbvAhd90 |
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Post by Dante on Sept 27, 2017 23:59:35 GMT
And so that's how "Housesitting Uncle Brian's Lair" turned into "Piedmon's House Party." Roxanne is furious at this strange clown for crashing her party. "Look here, you freak! I don't know who you think you are, but just because killer clowns are trendy, doesn't mean you can crash my house party!" "Oh please... If anything I started that trend last year. I'm ahead of my time!" Roxanne charges up on stage and punches Piedmon in the face. Her attack hurts the Mega slightly. "Oww, what was that for? Oh right, the party."Piedmon points his hands towards Roxanne and conjures up a magic "illusion". He turns Roxanne's outfit into revealing black lingerie. "What the?! Ahhh you creep!" Roxanne is embarrassed and runs off to find some clothes. Both Shirou and Wormmon ogle the glorious fanservice. "Now then, who wants to do a song next?" "Oh-oh! We're gonna do a song together." Wormmon deactivates his holosuit, as why hide when there's already a Digimon around? Wormmon, Rob, and Shirou get on stage. Shirou plays some kind of strange, cyber demon electric keyboard. Rob grabs one of the microphones and hands it down to Wormmon. "Test, check 1, 2, 4, 20... AWWW YEAH BOYS AND GIRLS! Are you ready to kick it OOOOOOLD SCHOOOOOOL?!" "We're here to set the night on fire. I wanna see you ladies out there on the dance floor. Hit it!" *I Like to Move It* plays. "I like to move it, move it..." Wormmon and Rob sing/rap and dance around on stage like some sort of 90's music video. "All girls all over the world! Original Bad Boy Worm King, Wormmon. I love how all girls a move them body... and when ya move your body... you gonna move it nice and sweet and sexy, AAA-ALRIGHT?!"Wormmon and Rob continue to sing. Piedmon and the party goers seem to be enjoying themselves. Dante just stands there motionless, surrounded by a sudden mosh pit. The women are going crazy for the trio. Even Judith is getting into it, busting out some moves on the dance floor. "I'm surrounded by morons." "Come on, Dante. Don't spoil the party now. Soon I will be known as the greatest party host/crasher of all time! WU HU HA HA HA HAAA!""...Move it!"_____________ ...I'm going to Digital Hell for this one. _____________ Dante's Lawyer: Dante does not claim ownership of any song in this thread. I Like To Move It: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuo8kD5zF5I |
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Post by Dante on Sept 29, 2017 13:18:35 GMT
The trio finishes their performance. Wormmon crawls over to Dante to see why he's being such a downer. "What's the matter, Dante? Didn't you like our song?" "Yes. It was very lively. The problem is we really shouldn't be having a party here, and now Piedmon is involved. Who knows what's up his sleeves?" "Aww, come on. I'm sure Uncle Brian won't be that mad we trashed his place. Besides, I'll just Digivolve to Archnemon and get him stuck in my web!" Dante isn't the only one displeased with Piedmon's hijacking. Roxanne, wearing a towel around her revealing outfit, is also furious at the Prince of Chaos. "Who does he think he is?! Taking over MY party..."Rob walks over with a girl on each arm. "Hey, Dante! Let's go hit the kitchen for some beer. Do you know if your uncle has like a secret stash in the garage or something?" "It's not enough we destroy the man's house? We also drink his beer? I wish I could relax and have fun, but this isn't the time for an epic house party." "Come on, Dante. We're in too deep now. Might as well get drunk one last time. I know how much you like to get wasted." "I only like to get a good buzz on when I'm drinking wine." "Ya, and the last time I saw you drunk as a skunk on wine, you were wearing a wedding dress, dancing down to the alter."The group heads to the kitchen to scour for whatever beer is left. Piedmon nonchalantly floats to the kitchen, hovering just a few inches above the floor. "I have to say, that musical performance was absolutely electrifying! People are going to be talking about this party for eons." "So um, Piedmon, your attitude seems to have changed. You're not trying to take over the Digital World, or turn people into dolls anymore?" "Oh, I'm still expanding my domain, but right now I just want to have a great time. What's the point of being the Prince of Chaos if I can't crash a few parties? I'll throw more evil schemes at you another time, I leave work at work."Piedmon leans down and picks up Wormmon. "Hey! What the hell are you doing?!" "Ah, my dear Lilithmon. How it pains me to see you still as a youngling. Today you reminded me of why I fell in love with the Goddess of Destruction. Will you finally take my heart?" "Not then, not now, and not ever! We had a good thing going. You, me, and the Dark One. We ruled over the Digital World, until you tried destroying the Dark One, and ended up deleting me instead. If you stop being such an evil jerk all the time, maybe we can be friends online, or frienemies." Piedmon sighs, and sets Wormmon down on the counter. "Perhaps you are right. A lot has changed since that day. Just having you in my life again, even as an adversary, it felt good. Still, I must try one last time to win you over with a grand romantic gesture!" "Oh, this will be good."The group goes back to the other room and Piedmon floats over to the stage. "This songs goes out to Lilithmon, the most beautiful dark sorceress, and number 1 in my heart." "Even I know he's trying way too hard." "Ya. Damn, play it cool, bro." Piedmon gives Rob an annoyed look. "Who asked you?! Don't take my good mood for granted." *I Wanna Kiss You All Over plays.* "I wanna kiss you all over, til the night closes in. TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN!" Piedmon may have been a natural performer, but he was not a singer. He sings horribly, and off pitch. It didn't help that he chose a ridiculous love song. The formerly excited crowd starts to boo, and turns on the party crashing joker. "Hey, people are starting to leave." "Well that killed the party."Piedmon stops singing. "Where's everybody going? Come on, lighten up. It's a good song!" Wormmon facepalms. "Nice try, Piedmon, but from now on don't sing anymore. And I'm never going to like you romantically. Besides, I like pretty girls with big round breasts." "Oh ya." "Yep." "Me too." The party was over, but the damage had been done. Furniture had been broken, doors knocked down, and stains all over the floor. Dante looks around, imaging the rage of the Iron Dragon when he returns home. "I'm never going to hear the end of this." "Well, I did ruin your party. Tell you what, I'll make it up to you. But first I'm going to need a chicken and a crucifix." Piedmon conjures up a powerful magic spell. An aura of magic energy begins to fill the room. It expands outward to the rest of the mansion. Piedmon uses his deus ex machina magic powers to return everything to normal. Dante falls backwards onto a couch, relieved that the damage was fixed. "Wow, you sure pulled our buns out of the fire." Piedmon gives a polite bow. "Ta-ta for now, ladies and gentlemen. Today was a comedy, but next time, it will be a tragedy! WAH HA HA HA HA HAAA!" Piedmon disappears into the stage. "He's still a crazy old bastard." Over the next couple days, the group chills out at the house, making sure to clean up after themselves. Finally Brian Mason returns home. "I'm back from America! And now I'm in a very bad mood. Everyone's going on and on about politics. But I did get the spokesperson deal. Oh, and I brought you some new smart phones." "From America?" "Heck no. Those phones suck. From right here in Japan, my 2nd home." Brian Mason goes outside and sees several trash bags full of empty beer bottles sitting on the deck. "Hey! You guys made a mess! Don't think I'll let you off the hook for this. Nobody messes with the Dragon's Lair!" "The Dragon Slayer?" "Ya, the Dragon's Lair." Everyone has to control themselves from smiling. Uncle Brian was clueless about their insane party. Everyone gets ready to leave. Roxanne gives Dante and Judith hugs. "I'm glad everything worked out in the end. Next time it will take place at your house." "Wait, what?" Wormmon, back in his holosuit, gives Roxanne a big hug. "Promise me you'll come over lots, okay Roxanne?" "We'll see. Keep an eye on Dante for me, will you? He's not as tough as Judith and I." "As if even..." Roxanne tightens her fists. "Oh ya? You want me to give you a reminder?!" Roxanne dive tackles Dante and takes him to the ground. "Ya! Kick Dante's butt!" "He's never going to learn."________________________ Fin. Now back to the serious threads. Bits please. ________________________ Music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP6WoL-QdnE |
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Spire
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Post by Spire on Oct 10, 2017 11:47:31 GMT
Well done. 5000 bits awarded to you.
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