MPC 45A: Whitewater Afternoon News and Comedy [Solo]
Nov 26, 2017 11:14:28 GMT
Post by Colin, Luke & Bellamy on Nov 26, 2017 11:14:28 GMT
This is an MPC based on the "Coming to you Live" prompt. I would like bits at the end of it please.
The few minutes before the live broadcast for Luke and Bellamy were probably the most nervous they'd be tonight. Here the Elecmon and Impmon were - stage lights blaring upon them; their fur powdered and made over to the most photogenic possible; both wearing their usual outfits of shirts, ties, jackets and nothing below the belt, the usual for male digimon. But, what got them through it was a degree of confidence that their show would be a delight.
The countdown to the live broadcast was sounded by the stage manager, then the theme music blared up, along with an outburst of cheering from the live audience. And thus the two digimon stood at the front of the stage, waving. When all settled down, they began to speak.
"Hiya my beautiful people, and welcome to the inaugural episode of Whitewater Afternoon News and Comedy!" Bellamy called. Luke meanwhile just realized what that was abbreviated as and had he been human, his face would have gone pale, but the red fur succeeded in hiding that. Instead he continued to speak after his brother, who had incidentally come up with that suspect name.
"We're your hosts for tonight, Luke and Bellamy James" he said, glad of the positive response. "And boy have we got a show for you! But first the news".
Both of them assumed more serious expressions as they proceeded on to the first item of the program. New for now, variety for later. Bellamy began first with a backdrop of an awkward looking Gaomon.
"Owen the Gaomon has denied being a magician today, despite the fact that he has been observed turning a car into a tree" Bellamy began. Luke rolled his eyes and continued the stories of the day.
"Trade negotiations have broken down in Tokyo between the Japanese and Terminus City governments yesterday. Terminus City leader Mayor Pixiemon said that he looked forward to a constructive relationship between the two nations and would be willing to begin trade talks immediately, while the Japanese Prime Minister said "Is this a practical joke? Who sent in this robot pokemon toy to an important press conference?". Talks are expected to resume with a more humanoid representative of the Terminus Government".
"In Whitewater meanwhile, the court case between Franken Trailmon and the Caritas Nightclub has now begun. Trailmon claims that the nightclub unfairly discriminated against him by not allowing him entry. Unfortunately the court case was cancelled when Trailmon couldn't fit into the courtroom either".
"And lastly, news of corrupted data has been spreading all over the world. Corrupted Earth at the Ancient Ruins in the flatlands; Corrupted Water south of Whitewater, and Corrupted Power at Terminus City Hall".
The news segment finished, the twins then assumed bright expressions again.
"And now for the comedy!" Bellamy said, grinning. "Speaking of that, Luke, it's spelled with a K right?"
"Ah, no it's not, it's spelled with a C" Luke said, speaking a bit softer, but the microphone still picked it up.
"Oh damn... I spelled it with a K on the program title" Bellamy admitted, giving a nervous grin. "Well, that's an abbreviation we'd better not bring attention to".
"What abbreviation?" Luke asked. "Whitewater Afternoon News Komedy... W.A.N.-" he then realized what it spelled and groaned. "Oh jesmon christ mode, Bellamy"
"Hey, you're the one bringin' attention to it" Bellamy said, smirking. "So then, to celebrate the arrival of W.A.N.K, we decided to go around town on this hot day and give out this delicious gelati from our sponsors!"
Footage was then shown with Luke and Bellamy both dressed in bright shirts and ties handing out gelati to random digimon of whitewater. They then conducted interviews with the digimon afterward.
"So what do you think of this W.A.N.K Iced Neapolitan Gelati?" Bellamy asked a random Agumon.
"Heh, that's a mouthful" the Agumon chuckled. "But yeah, the W.A.N.K.I.N.G's great!"
"Oh my god" Luke muttered as he realized what it meant. They then cut to a Strabimon.
"And what do you think of the Gelati?" Bellamy asked him.
"It's awesome!" the Strabimon exclaimed, thoroughly enjoying it on this hot day.
"Yeah, nothin' like some good W.A.N.K.I.N.G on a day like this eh?" Bellamy joked.
"Oh for fuck sake" Luke muttered.
"Hey! Luke, watch your language, there could be in-training levels watchin' this" Bellamy scolded him. The rest of the segment went like that for a while.
They then returned to the studio with Luke clutching his face with horror and Bellamy looking smug and pleased with himself. When he realized they were live, Luke resumed his professionalism. "Well then, that's enough of that, and our first guest is someone that's part of a group with a less embarrassing acronym. He's the head of PROFIT's aerial division, he's our beloved partner, please welcome Colin James!"
Their partner Colin then walked onto the stage, a bit nervous, but otherwise fairly confident, mainly because he seemed to be one of the few people in the room wearing pants - something that had not really occurred with the hosts and most of the audience. He sat down next to the twins.
"So, Colin, you've become pretty famous across the digital world in the year you've been here. What's that like for you?" Luke asked pleasantly.
"Ah, well, that's mostly thanks to you guys" Colin grinned. "But I've never had this much fun in my life. Making lives better for all digimon, well, that's something I'm definitely proud of".
"So what does P.R.O.F.I.T stand for?" Bellamy asked.
"I... don't know" Colin admitted. "You'd probably have to ask Yuu"
"Yeah, I'm asking you" Bellamy pointed out.
"No, not me, Yuu" Colin said.
"But I don't know it, that's why I'm askin' you" Bellamy said. "Dunno why I'd ask myself somethin' I don't know"
"Oh for crying out loud, Bellamy, he's talking about Yuu Tsuruma" Luke snapped.
"Oh! Her. Heh, guess I will ask her then" Bellamy said, realizing he had been a bit of a dingus. "So, what's next for you, Colin?"
"Well, maybe just handing aerial operations for PROFIT for the time being" Colin admitted.
"Heh, come on, I mean more than that" Bellamy said, a glint in his eye. "You're a 14 year old kid, surely you've got your eyes on someone cute eh?"
"I... don't think so" Colin said, blushing. Bellamy was about to say more but Luke nudged him in the chest.
After a while more of friendly banter it was time for the next guest. Luke did the honors again.
"And coming up, our next guess, he's chief digimon of A.E.G.I.S, he's described as the most beautiful Leomon in the cosmos, and he's our good step-brother, please welcome Lantis!"
Their next guest pranced onto the stage, posing the whole time, and sat down in a chair next to Colin, smiling at the twins. "Why hello there" he purred. Backstage his partner Sophie could be heard telling him to knock it off.
"So, Lantis, been busy much, pal?" Bellamy asked.
"Not as much as I'd like, but at least things seem to be going well" Lantis replied, silkily. "Unfortunately my ideas to make miniskirts official AEGIS uniform was shot down. But oh well, suppose trouser suits are better than nothing eh?"
"As someone who often wears nothing I dispute that" Bellamy said, crossing his legs. "So, Lan, managed to get much in AEGIS? How's recruitment going?"
"We're not as big as DATS, but, we think that's probably a good thing" Lantis replied. "Our operations don't need to be very big for the current situation".
"Alrighty, I've gotta ask the question, Lan, what do you make of people who make dead Leomon jokes?"
"If they're cute I slink up to them and tell 'em 'I'm not going anywhere, honey~', that usually gets them to shut up" Lantis purred. "But seriously, it's not funny anymore. Yes, I know lots of Leomons tend to be brave and stupid but give it a rest for crying out loud".
"So, Lan, I take it you like wearin' leather?" Bellamy asked. "What brand do you recommend?"
"Oh, yes~" Lantis said, glad to show off his pants. "Well, these are Gucci but I suppose you really want a nice clean brand that both shows off your firm booty and isn't too tight in the downstairs department".
"Uh, still here, guys, and still 14" Colin pointed out.
"Maybe you should try leather pants sometime, Colin?" Lantis asked. "The ladies at school might like that, or boys, we don't mind".
"Uh... I'm pretty sure if I wore leather pants, mom, dad and Sophie would be lining up to kill me" Colin said, sweatdropping.
"Well, let's go for a break for now, we'll be right back!" Luke said, and the audience cheered as it went to a commercial.
"Right, so far so good" Luke said as the stage managers got on to make sure everything was going fine. "Alright from the cameras?"
"Ah, yeah..." a Guilmon cameraman said. "I don't think the light's working but I got everything you wanted".
"The light's not working?" Luke repeated, then walked over. What he found made him outraged. "OH MY GOD THE CAMERA ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN!!"
"WHAT?!" Bellamy yelled. Realizing they had to do this show all over again, the furious twins made their wrath known. This was NOT the way a show was meant to be run!
Well, at the very least, this counted as a rehearsal at least. When the show went to air for real, it went much better, so they hoped.
[End]
The few minutes before the live broadcast for Luke and Bellamy were probably the most nervous they'd be tonight. Here the Elecmon and Impmon were - stage lights blaring upon them; their fur powdered and made over to the most photogenic possible; both wearing their usual outfits of shirts, ties, jackets and nothing below the belt, the usual for male digimon. But, what got them through it was a degree of confidence that their show would be a delight.
The countdown to the live broadcast was sounded by the stage manager, then the theme music blared up, along with an outburst of cheering from the live audience. And thus the two digimon stood at the front of the stage, waving. When all settled down, they began to speak.
"Hiya my beautiful people, and welcome to the inaugural episode of Whitewater Afternoon News and Comedy!" Bellamy called. Luke meanwhile just realized what that was abbreviated as and had he been human, his face would have gone pale, but the red fur succeeded in hiding that. Instead he continued to speak after his brother, who had incidentally come up with that suspect name.
"We're your hosts for tonight, Luke and Bellamy James" he said, glad of the positive response. "And boy have we got a show for you! But first the news".
Both of them assumed more serious expressions as they proceeded on to the first item of the program. New for now, variety for later. Bellamy began first with a backdrop of an awkward looking Gaomon.
"Owen the Gaomon has denied being a magician today, despite the fact that he has been observed turning a car into a tree" Bellamy began. Luke rolled his eyes and continued the stories of the day.
"Trade negotiations have broken down in Tokyo between the Japanese and Terminus City governments yesterday. Terminus City leader Mayor Pixiemon said that he looked forward to a constructive relationship between the two nations and would be willing to begin trade talks immediately, while the Japanese Prime Minister said "Is this a practical joke? Who sent in this robot pokemon toy to an important press conference?". Talks are expected to resume with a more humanoid representative of the Terminus Government".
"In Whitewater meanwhile, the court case between Franken Trailmon and the Caritas Nightclub has now begun. Trailmon claims that the nightclub unfairly discriminated against him by not allowing him entry. Unfortunately the court case was cancelled when Trailmon couldn't fit into the courtroom either".
"And lastly, news of corrupted data has been spreading all over the world. Corrupted Earth at the Ancient Ruins in the flatlands; Corrupted Water south of Whitewater, and Corrupted Power at Terminus City Hall".
The news segment finished, the twins then assumed bright expressions again.
"And now for the comedy!" Bellamy said, grinning. "Speaking of that, Luke, it's spelled with a K right?"
"Ah, no it's not, it's spelled with a C" Luke said, speaking a bit softer, but the microphone still picked it up.
"Oh damn... I spelled it with a K on the program title" Bellamy admitted, giving a nervous grin. "Well, that's an abbreviation we'd better not bring attention to".
"What abbreviation?" Luke asked. "Whitewater Afternoon News Komedy... W.A.N.-" he then realized what it spelled and groaned. "Oh jesmon christ mode, Bellamy"
"Hey, you're the one bringin' attention to it" Bellamy said, smirking. "So then, to celebrate the arrival of W.A.N.K, we decided to go around town on this hot day and give out this delicious gelati from our sponsors!"
Footage was then shown with Luke and Bellamy both dressed in bright shirts and ties handing out gelati to random digimon of whitewater. They then conducted interviews with the digimon afterward.
"So what do you think of this W.A.N.K Iced Neapolitan Gelati?" Bellamy asked a random Agumon.
"Heh, that's a mouthful" the Agumon chuckled. "But yeah, the W.A.N.K.I.N.G's great!"
"Oh my god" Luke muttered as he realized what it meant. They then cut to a Strabimon.
"And what do you think of the Gelati?" Bellamy asked him.
"It's awesome!" the Strabimon exclaimed, thoroughly enjoying it on this hot day.
"Yeah, nothin' like some good W.A.N.K.I.N.G on a day like this eh?" Bellamy joked.
"Oh for fuck sake" Luke muttered.
"Hey! Luke, watch your language, there could be in-training levels watchin' this" Bellamy scolded him. The rest of the segment went like that for a while.
They then returned to the studio with Luke clutching his face with horror and Bellamy looking smug and pleased with himself. When he realized they were live, Luke resumed his professionalism. "Well then, that's enough of that, and our first guest is someone that's part of a group with a less embarrassing acronym. He's the head of PROFIT's aerial division, he's our beloved partner, please welcome Colin James!"
Their partner Colin then walked onto the stage, a bit nervous, but otherwise fairly confident, mainly because he seemed to be one of the few people in the room wearing pants - something that had not really occurred with the hosts and most of the audience. He sat down next to the twins.
"So, Colin, you've become pretty famous across the digital world in the year you've been here. What's that like for you?" Luke asked pleasantly.
"Ah, well, that's mostly thanks to you guys" Colin grinned. "But I've never had this much fun in my life. Making lives better for all digimon, well, that's something I'm definitely proud of".
"So what does P.R.O.F.I.T stand for?" Bellamy asked.
"I... don't know" Colin admitted. "You'd probably have to ask Yuu"
"Yeah, I'm asking you" Bellamy pointed out.
"No, not me, Yuu" Colin said.
"But I don't know it, that's why I'm askin' you" Bellamy said. "Dunno why I'd ask myself somethin' I don't know"
"Oh for crying out loud, Bellamy, he's talking about Yuu Tsuruma" Luke snapped.
"Oh! Her. Heh, guess I will ask her then" Bellamy said, realizing he had been a bit of a dingus. "So, what's next for you, Colin?"
"Well, maybe just handing aerial operations for PROFIT for the time being" Colin admitted.
"Heh, come on, I mean more than that" Bellamy said, a glint in his eye. "You're a 14 year old kid, surely you've got your eyes on someone cute eh?"
"I... don't think so" Colin said, blushing. Bellamy was about to say more but Luke nudged him in the chest.
After a while more of friendly banter it was time for the next guest. Luke did the honors again.
"And coming up, our next guess, he's chief digimon of A.E.G.I.S, he's described as the most beautiful Leomon in the cosmos, and he's our good step-brother, please welcome Lantis!"
Their next guest pranced onto the stage, posing the whole time, and sat down in a chair next to Colin, smiling at the twins. "Why hello there" he purred. Backstage his partner Sophie could be heard telling him to knock it off.
"So, Lantis, been busy much, pal?" Bellamy asked.
"Not as much as I'd like, but at least things seem to be going well" Lantis replied, silkily. "Unfortunately my ideas to make miniskirts official AEGIS uniform was shot down. But oh well, suppose trouser suits are better than nothing eh?"
"As someone who often wears nothing I dispute that" Bellamy said, crossing his legs. "So, Lan, managed to get much in AEGIS? How's recruitment going?"
"We're not as big as DATS, but, we think that's probably a good thing" Lantis replied. "Our operations don't need to be very big for the current situation".
"Alrighty, I've gotta ask the question, Lan, what do you make of people who make dead Leomon jokes?"
"If they're cute I slink up to them and tell 'em 'I'm not going anywhere, honey~', that usually gets them to shut up" Lantis purred. "But seriously, it's not funny anymore. Yes, I know lots of Leomons tend to be brave and stupid but give it a rest for crying out loud".
"So, Lan, I take it you like wearin' leather?" Bellamy asked. "What brand do you recommend?"
"Oh, yes~" Lantis said, glad to show off his pants. "Well, these are Gucci but I suppose you really want a nice clean brand that both shows off your firm booty and isn't too tight in the downstairs department".
"Uh, still here, guys, and still 14" Colin pointed out.
"Maybe you should try leather pants sometime, Colin?" Lantis asked. "The ladies at school might like that, or boys, we don't mind".
"Uh... I'm pretty sure if I wore leather pants, mom, dad and Sophie would be lining up to kill me" Colin said, sweatdropping.
"Well, let's go for a break for now, we'll be right back!" Luke said, and the audience cheered as it went to a commercial.
"Right, so far so good" Luke said as the stage managers got on to make sure everything was going fine. "Alright from the cameras?"
"Ah, yeah..." a Guilmon cameraman said. "I don't think the light's working but I got everything you wanted".
"The light's not working?" Luke repeated, then walked over. What he found made him outraged. "OH MY GOD THE CAMERA ISN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN!!"
"WHAT?!" Bellamy yelled. Realizing they had to do this show all over again, the furious twins made their wrath known. This was NOT the way a show was meant to be run!
Well, at the very least, this counted as a rehearsal at least. When the show went to air for real, it went much better, so they hoped.
[End]
