Rhum is Your Friend [Takeshi]

Noir wasn't drunk. Let's repeat it again. She's not drunk. However, when someone came to her guest room and just like that stated they wanted a therapy session, any normal Digimon with wine in hand would thought that they're dreaming or really drunk. She looked at her wine, then pointed to herself, then looked at the wine again. Oh well, whatever, could be fun. She tossed the glass away, luckily empty. It landed safely on the bed. She quickly assumed a... sitting position that she thought to be professional. However, she probably looks more like a boss in her office than a psychiatrist.

"Oh, well, sure, why not I guess. I got no prior appointment, so you're lucky! Nyahaha! Alright, go ahead and make yourself comfortable. Do you want some drinks?" she pulled out some beer "If you want my opinion, drinks like these could make me loosen up yanno! But eh, don't drink too much lest you somehow start rambling about embarrassing things."

Noir grabbed some paper and pen and tried to make herself more intellectual, but somehow the image already looking way too strange.

A nun? Alright, she is a nun.
A nun with all black, with cat bonnet. OK, probably still acceptable
Drinking in early afternoon. Is it not a sin?
Now she offered someone drink without asking his age. Criminal worthy?

"Now, little lamb, confess everything to me!"

...Now she's asking for confession instead of asking the problem. Is this nun alright?

"Booyah, might have accidentally gave you rhum, but eh well.. Just drink more if ya like it," Noir dismissed. Yeah, who would complain about a little error when it's all fun? Not her for sure. Hopefully not the boy in front of her either. Well, looks like he doesn't mind about her eccentric attitude, so all is great! She started to listen to the boy's problem. "Oooh, I thought it was about like how you're somehow hearing strange voices on your head... Well, this one is easier I admit, nyaahaha!"

Noir uncorked a bottle of wine and drink it directly without putting it on a glass. "Baaah! That hits the spot! Alright, I can understand ya right there. Come to think of it, we haven't introduced ourselves! How can I guide my lost lamb without knowing them? Name's Noir, whatchur name, kiddo? And drink, drink! Drink all your fill, I got a lot of rhum over here, ya might like it, kyahahaha! But ya need to pay for 'em yourself, ok!?"

Another chug before the nun finally talk again.

"So ya wanted some grandeur, but ya afraid of the danger. Ya want to go on adventure, but ya think ya gonna slow down yer partners... A beginner, aren't cha? I know a greenhorn from the smell of 'em. Looks like ya sounded like a greenhorn that seen danger though! When ya said about danger, ya seem to remember something, I'm not gonna press ya, but ya should totally tell me about it if ya can. Otherwise my guidance might be cooompletely wrong."

"Haa? You human are really weird. One second you said you like it, then another second you say it's weird! Seriously, what the heck!" Noir commented out loud. "Oh well, if you don't like like it then just toss it away, geez! So, Takeshi, huh... alright, a Japanese, right?" she start to scribble in her notebook and listened to him talking. "...Ultimate as in perfet ultimate or ultimate ultimate?" she asked again.

Still, what with this befriending that suddenly it failed and the human told the Digimon to kill him? "Sound like you crossed the wrong dudette or something. I mean, not everyone here somehow want to be buddy buddy, boya. Yes, it's too much, but ya aren't in Kansas anymore, Toto. Hehe, do you get the reference? Well, I don't blame you though. You most likely just met the wrong girl. Not everyone here are that bad, but---"

Suddenly, the door is opened and a Shoutmon suddenly came in and ask for her name. She just smirked cheekily and raised an eyebrow at the Digimon, who apparently related to Takeshi. "Well, that's the first. Many called me crazy or trigger happy, or more drunken nun, but this is the first time someone called me beauty in black. But before I answer, the therapy is in session, so you can't take him away. That'd be bad for the business if I let my patient taken so suddenly."

Noir chugged the wine again. Her head still clear and all, but she felt the need to address the boy and his partners. "Tell your Vmon brother to come in. Have you guys taught the basic yet about Digital World?"

"Oh a lot!" Noir remarked to Ken's remark. "I mean, I've seen a dozen if not half a hundred Shoutmon walking around in Terminus!" Nice try Ken, but Noir is someone who is too used to being flirted at. Even when she is drunk, she have thousand of replies readied in case someone starting to go with it.

And then, a glaring Vmon, how amusing. A fearless smirk still etched on her face. "Oh boy, what do we have here, I thought we can have a civil talk, but suddenly you goes on claiming I'm a fake. You know, newbie... That's a wrong move." Now her smile just dropped and a cold, unflinching gaze directed itself at Ryu. "...You know, when you're having an unknown Digimon somehow very close to your partner at her gun range, then all you can do," Noir summoned her gun when she said this, then pointed one at Ryu, then another one at Takeshi. The arm that held the gun to Ryu also currently clinging itself to Takeshi's neck, while the gun... yes, pointed at point blank at the guy "...is to play along, but keep your guard up. You're accusing someone as a fake, and you're clearly being hostile when the other party doesn't have hostile intent... in this situation, you have no one to blame but yourself."

The nun now smiled. "...Now, little protip for you, Takeshi-kyun, I'm an Adult stage. You can't step on my leg or elbow my stomach because I wouldn't feel anything much. If anything, I can twist your neck faster than your Digimon evolve. There's no alarm in this place because it's guest room. Now what would you do?"

"Ara, now you're silent? What's that, cat got your tongue?" she cheekily pointed at her hat with her thumb. "You think I'm a doctor, or a mental patient who want to finish this session? Or maybe mad hatter from Alice in the Wonderland? You're miiiles off, Ken. I'm, you see... just a regular Digimon... probably a particularly short fused one. Continue the session? Who do you think you're talking to, first going that I got no qualification and fake and backpedal so hard? Can't get even more cliched response than that. Alas, let's make this a lesson!"

She pulled the trigger and sound of explosion echoed in the room

...for nearly several beats, the nun suddenly laughed like mad and revealed that her gun instead ejects lollipop. The sound of gun explosion was from her other one, but this one actually just a gun that made loud sound "You really need to pay attention. I even told you the keywords... Other party isn't hostile. Also, told you the key right? "What would you do", I ask... If I'm really hostile and willing to kill you, then I'll do it immediately without asking you your action. There is a little sense in that you know? Also, I'll be frank. There is no merit for me in killing you. What for? You don't know my weakness, nor you know any of my secret. Fake? Bitch please. This is guest room, rented to people who wanted to stay in the hospital to care for their family member or whoever that had to stay."

Noir crossed her legs and drinks her alcohol again. "...I wouldn't wait to kill you to be honest. Human with Digimon partner is the strongest when their partner is around. If I want to kill you I'll just snipe you the moment you came in, told you to close the door, get you on hidden view and shoot. Easy, right? But again, there is no merit in that... So my verdict? Dude, if someone want to kill you... you pissed them off, royally. But you didn't to me. I just want to make you understand what sort of world you're in. Got proper shock therapy yet?

Also, the blue guy over there, have you understood what sort of nonsense can playing hero results in? You should be reaaaally careful, hmn?"

"Someone is having fun, hmn..."

"And here boys, let me introduce you to Aria, my partner~"

Standing on the doorway is a fourteen years old girl with black dress that looked mature for her, like someone who about to go to some gala.

"Like I said, there is no merit in that," Noir reiterated. "Do you want some lollipop?"

Then again, it might be some insensitivity to offer a lollipop to someone she just threatened to kill... not that Noir cares. She just kinda a bit pissed having someone suddenly came inside and play the hero to someone stronger. That's totally not how it goes, this is not anime!

"Newbies?" Aria asked, to which Noir nodded.

"Figured that. Anyway, it's seem that you're lost. This room is no longer used for psychiatrist, hence why you see my partner here, drinking... otherwise she won't be allowed. She's been mischievous, huh? I can tell... a bit." Aria sat beside Noir who still grinning like a loon. If the nun gave a rather crazed aura, the partner instead shows a rather subdued, mysterious air about her. "Well, then, where's my manner... Name's Nakano Aria, a professional pianist I should say. Sorry about her."

"Why are you apologizing? It's not like I'm giving him trauma for life!"

"Hush you... now, anyway... I'll ask just in case but do you somehow got human 101 in this place? By more experienced partnered human for example?"