Its All Cos-Purr-Lay! (Tag Carlos - Private)

Moonmon could only laugh when Pagumon said he would devour them and flounced around like an extra from Fraggle Rock. He does kind of look like a muppet with those cute fuzzy long ears! Come to think of it, Koromon and Moonmon did too but they weren’t near as furry as the teeny tiny satan lord. “You know, I’m not one for believing in stereotypes but pagumon are known to be ornery troublemakers and you fit that bill kind of like, a lot! Hey, feelers to yourself!” Koromon had tried to snatch a cutlet off his sister’s plate after devouring his own munchy golden brown pork and while he might’ve currently been part of the clean plate club, his palette certainly wasn’t as drool leached from the corner of his mouth seeing the fried goodness sitting on his sisters dish.

And to make sure the baby digimon got the message, Moonmoon lightly nipped at one of his feelers, hardly enough to leave a nick but of course the digimon had to wail over it like the melodramatic infant he was, causing Talia to facepalm. “New suggestion! How about we keep our teeth, feelers, chewing molars and desires for revenge inside the ride at all times?” Despite what Carlos said, she couldn’t help but feel a bit sorry for the cute little fraggle digi, knowing all too well that two against one was hardly ever fair. “Could be, but Flopsy and Mopsy over here can be double trouble.” She went and scooped up Pagumon after he was done eating, nuzzling him a bit while affectionately scratching the top of his head. “Right? You were all on your own you precious little thing, being ganged up on is never fun is it? Don’t worry though, I’ll protect you!” Talia was never much of a people person but when it came to small cuddly critters there was hardly any social reservations.

The blonde kissed the top of his head. “You’ve been working so hard you deserve one. Sometimes you just need a break to get your creative muse back, you know? Like a muscle that gets tender if you work it out too much.” Maybe it was time for her to take a vacation too? Both of them could use a getaway, but the woman unfortunately probably wasn’t going to be able to use any paid time off or vacation days until after this game was completed. “It’s going slowly but progressively I guess? There was a bit of a setback with the design department recently, nothing too serious, just some changes in the key colors and such - you know how it is in the creative world being you’re a musician and all, the final product is never exactly what you think it’s going to be - there’s far too many opinions and personalities usually involved.” And since she was far from being artsy or creative, Talia would stay in her programming lane. “Basically the art people will argue for 4 hours over what shade of light purple to use and us programmers follow coding algorithm, check the demos for bugs, and clock out at 5.” 

“Hehehe, snooter!” Unable to take the pagumon truly seriously, the twins broke into a synchronized fit of laughter like children who’d just heard the word fart. “You’re mean, but you’re a really funny pagumon!” Moonmon made a face when he shoved the entirety of the plate into. “Yeah, a funny one with bad manners!” It was ironic, as Koromon did a similar move to Pagumon except that he piled the cutlets in his feelers and stuff them all in his mouth all, making his sister wrinkle her face even more. Ew, boys are gross! Except for the human one here who seemed pretty mild mannered - she could almost see why Talia would choose him as a mate based on the fact he was polite, attentive and seem to hold a lot of standard physical traits that human women preferred, such as being tall. “Cuddling your furry self of course! Don’t worry, I’m good at this - just ask the twins!”

At least Koromon enjoyed them anyway - Moonmon made it clear early on that she wasn’t much of a cuddler, saying she was too mature for such childish behavior (a bit odd for a digimon at what was supposed to be the equivalent of a baby stage) but that wouldn’t stop the girl one bit from trying to turn her into one - as far as she was concerned no one was ever too grown up for cuddles, especially not small huggable ones!

“Awww, well would you want to stay here tonight? You can get some well deserved rest and Pagumon can spend some time with the twins.” It was a bit of a bold question considering their relationship was still in an infantile stage but Talia’s boldness definitely wasn’t, and neither of them were teenagers. “Yes you do, besides don’t you want to see me in a bikini?,” she asked in a bit of a teasing tone, knowing with a bit of a smug feeling that it would frazzle her boyfriend - the guy might’ve been a tall dark and handsome musician but off the stage he had this dorky and slightly awkward side to him that was too adorable not to occasionally poke fun at just to giggle from his reactions. “That they are, some have egos and just can’t take constructive criticism.” Luckily the algorithms of programming didn’t require that. “I know! Let’s all watch a movie, I have a ton to pick from.” The meat loaded little creatures would surely fall asleep and therefore let the humans have a minute to breathe, it was brilliant.