90X: You know what this is about
Sept 29, 2021 1:54:05 GMT
Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2021 1:54:05 GMT
MCP: 85C
Reward: Posts
Spire. Sweetie. Babycakes. Sugar. Honey badger. Do they have honey badgers over there in Australia? Something tells me they don't, but at the same time I wouldn't be surprised if they did. It's one of those things that I'm probably gonna think about, but never actually bother to look up. Life's more fun when there are mysteries, you know?
Anyways, you know what this is about. You know what I'm about. And I'm just here to get my reward. I'm not even going to finish this damned MPC. Because you're going to give me my reward right now, regardless of the fact that I'm only at about a hundred words right now. I'll wait.
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I'm still waiting, Spire. Why haven't you given me my rewards yet? Is it because I haven't gotten a thousand words just yet? Coincidentally, I just realized that using contractions actively hampers my word count. So instead I should rephrase "Why haven't you given me my rewards yet" to "Why have you not given me my rewards yet?" I would do the other sentences that have contractions in them, but at that point even I think that it would be stretching it just a tad.
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Funny. I still have not seen those posts show up in Matsuri's account just yet. Is everything alright with you? Did you need to use the bathroom, but did not want to take your phone into the bathroom because if you do, you will be on the toilet for far too long and be a burden on your family or roommates or whatever your current living situation is right now? Well, if that is the case, good for you. I hate it when people bring things into the bathroom. Do your business and go, you know what I am saying?
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Well... if you have not brought your phone into the bathroom, then I can only imagine that you are reading this and are in a position to give me my posts. And yet, nothing has shown up just yet. Did you forget how to do this, Spire? I can remind you, if you would like. Simply click this link right here, then go to "Staff Options", then... you know, I feel like you should know this already. So why am I bothering to explain this to you? Is it because I am just trying to stretch the word count out a bit? That can't be it. After all, I have already declared that I will not be finishing this MPC.
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So fun fact, Spire. I was doing a 4000 word MPC earlier today, the one with the alternate universe Nanami fought Haru and Natsu with their Digimon partners switched. I finished that one earlier than this one, so you've already probably read it. But as I was writing it, I was listening to a cover of Clair de Lune by Debussy, on loop. It's such a weird song to write such an action-packed, yet comical story, you know? Anyways, I figured I'd share that bit of information. Also, the YouTube comment section was full of a bunch of Danganronpa-related quotes because that song was played in the game. It's like, seriously? Weebs take over everything, you know? That's why I fucking hate weebs.
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Okay, Spire, I'm beginning to think that you're just not going to give me my post reward. Why is that? Is it because you hate me? What did I do to deserve this? Was it because I once mistook Australia for Austria then lied about just spelling it wrong? Or is it because as an uncultured American, I use your status as an Australian as your only defining feature? Or maybe it's because I once stated that people who like the Abridged Series of pretty much anything are uncultured trash with no sense of comedy? I mean, yeah, I'd hate the person who said, thought, and did all those things, too, but joke's on you! I did none of those things! Gotcha, sucker! Man, you should see the look on your face! Priceless! For real, go look for yourself. Without looking at your facial expression, go walk in front of a mirror, and then tell me how it looks. I can't actually see you from here, and if I could, you should probably call the police or something.
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I'm beginning to get scared, Spire. I feel like there's a mysterious figure shrouded in darkness that's chasing me down. But if Matsuri had more posts... if she just had a few more posts, I might be able to go to this mysterious creepo who's following me around and say, "Hey fuckface, you better back off! Look at how many posts this character on an internet roleplay forum has!" That'll show 'em. And you can be the person to help me out with that, Spire. All you have to do is give me those posts.
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Spire, I didn't want it to come to this, but I've noticed that at this point I still haven't gotten my posts. And I'm gonna have to start demanding them a little more forcefully. I've tried being nice. But now it's time to be ME. Do you remember August 14th, 2016, and the incident that occured on that fateful day? That's right, Spire. I saw everything, Spire. I was there. And I'm going to use it against you if you don't give me my posts.
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Huh. I could've sworn that was gonna work. Did I have the wrong date? Hmm... how about September 32nd, 2022? Well, that one doesn't make very much sense, does it? How about... January 12th, 2011? Yeah! That's probably right! I'll tell everyone what you did on January 12th, 2011! How you left that poor, starving homeless person to rot as you drove off, lying about the spare change in your pocket? Wait, no... that was the wrong blackmail material. That was meant for someone else... Umm... Spire, I need to you give me something for you to blackmail you with. You seem like a nice enough guy to do that for me, right?
Well, regardless, I've got over 1000 words so I'mma head out now.
Peace, bitches!
WC: 1030/1000
Reward: Posts
Spire. Sweetie. Babycakes. Sugar. Honey badger. Do they have honey badgers over there in Australia? Something tells me they don't, but at the same time I wouldn't be surprised if they did. It's one of those things that I'm probably gonna think about, but never actually bother to look up. Life's more fun when there are mysteries, you know?
Anyways, you know what this is about. You know what I'm about. And I'm just here to get my reward. I'm not even going to finish this damned MPC. Because you're going to give me my reward right now, regardless of the fact that I'm only at about a hundred words right now. I'll wait.
...
I'm still waiting, Spire. Why haven't you given me my rewards yet? Is it because I haven't gotten a thousand words just yet? Coincidentally, I just realized that using contractions actively hampers my word count. So instead I should rephrase "Why haven't you given me my rewards yet" to "Why have you not given me my rewards yet?" I would do the other sentences that have contractions in them, but at that point even I think that it would be stretching it just a tad.
...
Funny. I still have not seen those posts show up in Matsuri's account just yet. Is everything alright with you? Did you need to use the bathroom, but did not want to take your phone into the bathroom because if you do, you will be on the toilet for far too long and be a burden on your family or roommates or whatever your current living situation is right now? Well, if that is the case, good for you. I hate it when people bring things into the bathroom. Do your business and go, you know what I am saying?
...
Well... if you have not brought your phone into the bathroom, then I can only imagine that you are reading this and are in a position to give me my posts. And yet, nothing has shown up just yet. Did you forget how to do this, Spire? I can remind you, if you would like. Simply click this link right here, then go to "Staff Options", then... you know, I feel like you should know this already. So why am I bothering to explain this to you? Is it because I am just trying to stretch the word count out a bit? That can't be it. After all, I have already declared that I will not be finishing this MPC.
...
So fun fact, Spire. I was doing a 4000 word MPC earlier today, the one with the alternate universe Nanami fought Haru and Natsu with their Digimon partners switched. I finished that one earlier than this one, so you've already probably read it. But as I was writing it, I was listening to a cover of Clair de Lune by Debussy, on loop. It's such a weird song to write such an action-packed, yet comical story, you know? Anyways, I figured I'd share that bit of information. Also, the YouTube comment section was full of a bunch of Danganronpa-related quotes because that song was played in the game. It's like, seriously? Weebs take over everything, you know? That's why I fucking hate weebs.
...
Okay, Spire, I'm beginning to think that you're just not going to give me my post reward. Why is that? Is it because you hate me? What did I do to deserve this? Was it because I once mistook Australia for Austria then lied about just spelling it wrong? Or is it because as an uncultured American, I use your status as an Australian as your only defining feature? Or maybe it's because I once stated that people who like the Abridged Series of pretty much anything are uncultured trash with no sense of comedy? I mean, yeah, I'd hate the person who said, thought, and did all those things, too, but joke's on you! I did none of those things! Gotcha, sucker! Man, you should see the look on your face! Priceless! For real, go look for yourself. Without looking at your facial expression, go walk in front of a mirror, and then tell me how it looks. I can't actually see you from here, and if I could, you should probably call the police or something.
...
I'm beginning to get scared, Spire. I feel like there's a mysterious figure shrouded in darkness that's chasing me down. But if Matsuri had more posts... if she just had a few more posts, I might be able to go to this mysterious creepo who's following me around and say, "Hey fuckface, you better back off! Look at how many posts this character on an internet roleplay forum has!" That'll show 'em. And you can be the person to help me out with that, Spire. All you have to do is give me those posts.
...
Spire, I didn't want it to come to this, but I've noticed that at this point I still haven't gotten my posts. And I'm gonna have to start demanding them a little more forcefully. I've tried being nice. But now it's time to be ME. Do you remember August 14th, 2016, and the incident that occured on that fateful day? That's right, Spire. I saw everything, Spire. I was there. And I'm going to use it against you if you don't give me my posts.
...
Huh. I could've sworn that was gonna work. Did I have the wrong date? Hmm... how about September 32nd, 2022? Well, that one doesn't make very much sense, does it? How about... January 12th, 2011? Yeah! That's probably right! I'll tell everyone what you did on January 12th, 2011! How you left that poor, starving homeless person to rot as you drove off, lying about the spare change in your pocket? Wait, no... that was the wrong blackmail material. That was meant for someone else... Umm... Spire, I need to you give me something for you to blackmail you with. You seem like a nice enough guy to do that for me, right?
Well, regardless, I've got over 1000 words so I'mma head out now.
Peace, bitches!
WC: 1030/1000
