MPC 118B: Blank Page (Finished)
Jun 10, 2024 0:46:12 GMT
Post by Dante on Jun 10, 2024 0:46:12 GMT
MPC: Secret Library
Number: 118B
Reward: Bits, please.
Word Count: 2073
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Wormmon has been trying his hand at streaming video games online. However, his channel is not that popular. He checks his stream summary on Dante's laptop.
"All right! I averaged 3 viewers!"
However, he becomes discouraged because of all the channels where women in their underwear get thousands of views. Wormmon opts to use a Vtuber with green hair and big bug eyes, but it doesn't seem to be warmly received. Frustrated, Wormmon goes to complain to Dante.
"Dante! My channel isn't getting enough views. Help me now!"
"That's going to be a nope. I hate interacting with strangers online. Why don't you get off the computer for a while?"
"Look who's talking, stinky! You've been juggling playing Resource Handler and watching political MeTube videos for weeks straight."
"It makes me happy. Why don't you activate your holosuit and go find something to do in town? I got to get some more hops or my citizens will get upset."
"Why don't you just give them some bread to eat?"
"Because I sell the bread for profit. It's more economical to starve them and keep them drunk."
Dante's game can be heard.
"Recruits needed, sire."
Wormmon grows irritated by Dante, but decides to take his advice. The Worm King turns on their holosuit, taking the form of a young woman with green hair, and strolls into town. He walks around looking for something to do. The arcade is down due to cleaning the crumbs out of the machines. The track field is closed due to private practices. And the mall is closed since the shooting and bad economy drove most of the businesses away.
Finally, Wormmon comes across a library. There doesn't seem to be anyone outside. Wormmon goes in and sees a bored woman with brunette hair wearing glasses.
"Sherry? Is that you? I guess you really do have a job everywhere."
"Wormmon? Hi! How have you been? Ya, this job is totally boring. Nobody comes in since we removed the naughty manga."
"Dante won't help me get views on my channel. Do you have any books about mind control?"
"Nope. The public schools either banned or bought out all the books about mind control. Why don't we take a look around?"
Wormmon follow Sherry around the library. Most of the shelves are empty and covered in cobwebs. One of the books is laying on its side. Sherry picks up the book, and a trap door opens up beneath the two of them. Wormmon and Sherry fall through a tunnel. They land in a dark and long abandoned room. Sherry fumbles around until she finds a light switch. There are ancient and mysterious books all over.
"Wow! This place is crazy."
Wormmon looks around for some books that interest him.
"The Odyssey, too long. Twisted Fairy Tales, too creepy. Dante's Inferno, too kid friendly. Wait, what's this?"
Wormmon picks up a black book with the words "Kill Book" written on the outside. He opens it up and flips through some pages.
"Interesting. It says here that any person whose name is written in this book will die."
"Wait, I think I've seen this in an anime before. What was it called? Oh yes, Hello Kitty!"
"Sherry, do you have a pen?"
Sherry pulls a pen from behind her ear and hands it to Wormmon. Wormmon writes Sherry's name in the book without her seeing what he wrote. 40 seconds later, Sherry has a heart attack and dies.
"Ahhh! My heart! Don't let them put my ID photo in the papers. Tell them, to use, one of my Only Fools pictures. Ahhhh!"
"Wait a minute, it works? Terrific. Wait, oh no, I just killed Sherry!"
The lights start to flicker. A gust of wind circles the room blowing pages all over the place. A dark shadow reaches out from the corner. A Wisemon appears and gazes down at Wormmon.
"Greetings, Goddess of Destruction. Tis very fitting that you have acquired the Kill Book."
"I thought it was a joke book. Can you bring Sherry back?"
"I cannot. It would require very powerful sorcery to counter the powers of the Death Note, err, uh, I mean, Kill Book."
"Can I use it to kill all the other streamers so I get more views?"
"As long as you know their real names."
"I only know their usernames."
"Err, hold on a moment."
Wisemon pulls out a stack of papers labeled "Script" and thumbs through some pages.
"Okay, username counts. But be careful with this power, mighty Goddess."
"Yeah, yeah. What's your name, again?"
"It's Wisemon. Wait, you're not going to write my name- AHhAHAHaHhahhhH! Wait, just a chicken bone. I mean my name is Light Yagami."
"That's a weird name. Wait, Yagami backwards is, *snickers*."
And so Wormmon returned home with the Kill Note, err, Death Book. Whatever. Much chaos is about to unfold.
Number: 118B
Reward: Bits, please.
Word Count: 2073
_________________
Wormmon has been trying his hand at streaming video games online. However, his channel is not that popular. He checks his stream summary on Dante's laptop.
"All right! I averaged 3 viewers!"
However, he becomes discouraged because of all the channels where women in their underwear get thousands of views. Wormmon opts to use a Vtuber with green hair and big bug eyes, but it doesn't seem to be warmly received. Frustrated, Wormmon goes to complain to Dante.
"Dante! My channel isn't getting enough views. Help me now!"
"That's going to be a nope. I hate interacting with strangers online. Why don't you get off the computer for a while?"
"Look who's talking, stinky! You've been juggling playing Resource Handler and watching political MeTube videos for weeks straight."
"It makes me happy. Why don't you activate your holosuit and go find something to do in town? I got to get some more hops or my citizens will get upset."
"Why don't you just give them some bread to eat?"
"Because I sell the bread for profit. It's more economical to starve them and keep them drunk."
Dante's game can be heard.
"Recruits needed, sire."
Wormmon grows irritated by Dante, but decides to take his advice. The Worm King turns on their holosuit, taking the form of a young woman with green hair, and strolls into town. He walks around looking for something to do. The arcade is down due to cleaning the crumbs out of the machines. The track field is closed due to private practices. And the mall is closed since the shooting and bad economy drove most of the businesses away.
Finally, Wormmon comes across a library. There doesn't seem to be anyone outside. Wormmon goes in and sees a bored woman with brunette hair wearing glasses.
"Sherry? Is that you? I guess you really do have a job everywhere."
"Wormmon? Hi! How have you been? Ya, this job is totally boring. Nobody comes in since we removed the naughty manga."
"Dante won't help me get views on my channel. Do you have any books about mind control?"
"Nope. The public schools either banned or bought out all the books about mind control. Why don't we take a look around?"
Wormmon follow Sherry around the library. Most of the shelves are empty and covered in cobwebs. One of the books is laying on its side. Sherry picks up the book, and a trap door opens up beneath the two of them. Wormmon and Sherry fall through a tunnel. They land in a dark and long abandoned room. Sherry fumbles around until she finds a light switch. There are ancient and mysterious books all over.
"Wow! This place is crazy."
Wormmon looks around for some books that interest him.
"The Odyssey, too long. Twisted Fairy Tales, too creepy. Dante's Inferno, too kid friendly. Wait, what's this?"
Wormmon picks up a black book with the words "Kill Book" written on the outside. He opens it up and flips through some pages.
"Interesting. It says here that any person whose name is written in this book will die."
"Wait, I think I've seen this in an anime before. What was it called? Oh yes, Hello Kitty!"
"Sherry, do you have a pen?"
Sherry pulls a pen from behind her ear and hands it to Wormmon. Wormmon writes Sherry's name in the book without her seeing what he wrote. 40 seconds later, Sherry has a heart attack and dies.
"Ahhh! My heart! Don't let them put my ID photo in the papers. Tell them, to use, one of my Only Fools pictures. Ahhhh!"
"Wait a minute, it works? Terrific. Wait, oh no, I just killed Sherry!"
The lights start to flicker. A gust of wind circles the room blowing pages all over the place. A dark shadow reaches out from the corner. A Wisemon appears and gazes down at Wormmon.
"Greetings, Goddess of Destruction. Tis very fitting that you have acquired the Kill Book."
"I thought it was a joke book. Can you bring Sherry back?"
"I cannot. It would require very powerful sorcery to counter the powers of the Death Note, err, uh, I mean, Kill Book."
"Can I use it to kill all the other streamers so I get more views?"
"As long as you know their real names."
"I only know their usernames."
"Err, hold on a moment."
Wisemon pulls out a stack of papers labeled "Script" and thumbs through some pages.
"Okay, username counts. But be careful with this power, mighty Goddess."
"Yeah, yeah. What's your name, again?"
"It's Wisemon. Wait, you're not going to write my name- AHhAHAHaHhahhhH! Wait, just a chicken bone. I mean my name is Light Yagami."
"That's a weird name. Wait, Yagami backwards is, *snickers*."
And so Wormmon returned home with the Kill Note, err, Death Book. Whatever. Much chaos is about to unfold.
