MPC 39 - That's One Big Stain

Now step one to cleaning a big poo mess is to obviously, get rid of the poo. For the next week, Alice can be seen walking in and out of the school, shoveling mounds upon mounds of stinky brown and green dung. She has had to go at it for eight hours every day to make any serious progress, but with luck, it was eventually all removed. That sounds like the hard part, but it only gets worse from here. Her next step will involve even more pain and suffering.

The next step in the process is to begin decontaminating the building, one room at a time. This will consist of scrubbing down every little crevice within the building, including finding more mounds of dung and having to remove that by hand now. Alice got started on that as fast as possible. She began by scrubbing the entryway. It was miserable, for obvious reasons.

Soon, she got into the hallways and it couldn't get any worse than it has, there was poo in every crevice that had to be manually removed, then decontaminated. If anything, this had to have been breaking some child labor laws... If she hadn't been the direct cause of it all. She eventually broke through the initial walls and floors and then had to get on a ladder and scrub up where she couldn't reach. It was a terribly tedious process.

After that, she began with classrooms. This was easily one of the worse parts because she had to go over every desk with the scrutiny of a person who was actually scrutinous about everything. One classroom took a full day each, and they all had new and interesting ways to make it even hard, be it desk placement all the way to simply being packed.  Many students left their utensils lying on the desks as well, making more work for Alice.  She even had to get in between the keyboards and the air condition units.  Alice needed to get this done soon, or she was going to be here for another month or two at the rate she was at. It didn't help that she had at least four more sets of classrooms to go.

She finally got to the gym, this was surprisingly easy. Up until she got to the bleachers, then it turned into a nightmare of bumping her head into the above seat to see under the lower seats. Behind the bleachers was even more dung than she could have imagined. She had to shovel it all out and that wasn't working out too well in the long run. Eventually though, the entire gym was done, and it looked quite shiny. Now she just had to get to the next goal, which was the offices...

The next goal was the library... Most of the books on display were going into the trash now. She marked which ones were on display, then threw them out. The spines protected the ones on the shelf, so she slowly cleaned up the mess and decontaminated it. It would've been easy by now if it hadn't been for the mess in between the shelves.

Next she went to another set of classrooms, sadly these ones were for some electives and clearly had more to clean. She was wiping out the insides of a tuba, cleaning off paint cans, and removing dung from the fertilizer.  She even had to dig through the ceramic heater, removing any stain from it just to be safe, even the obviously none-dung related ones.  This wasn't a good experience at all, it was just a lot more work to clean. Eventually, she got done and turned to her final target, the restrooms. They were the source of the problem, if you don't count Alice.