MPCs 49B and 49C: The Lazy King's Champion [SOLO][FINISHED]

His day wasn’t bound to be so delightful, however, as out of seemingly nowhere, the sky turned red and black with ominous black clouds swirling. It was either the work of some dark area digimon or of a writer that is trying to put out a twelve hundred long epic text in under an hour. Probably the first, Monodramon concluded. Lighting was set loose upon the sky like a broken wire releasing threatening sparks, then a booming voice echoed from the direction of the entertainment district:

“Citizens of the human world, we have come in war! Your time has come to an end, for we digimon can stand you no longer! And to the digimon hiding among you, we wish you to know that a little mouse told us that at the moment, all the defenders of the human world are away from duty. It is the perfect time to strike, for there is none to stop us! But if you choose to side with the humans, know that you too will not be saved, for none is coming to save you. Prepares yourselves! My army, advaaaaaaaaance!”

Monodramon even dropped his food with how much he was shaking. Who were these digimon? An army? In the human world? Why, what did they want? So many questions were swirling through Monodramon’s head, but one stood out to him in particular: How was he going to even survive this ordeal? Any digimon powerful enough to form an army would wipe him away without blinking! But if he sided with them and they somehow ended up losing, Monodramon would be hunted down by the remaining humans, who no doubt would be the bloodthirsty ones. Yet, as Monodramon considered these questions, he suddenly found himself surrounded by tyumons,tyutyumons, tubumons, tutomons and gengomons. Their numbers were beyond count, not so much because they were numberless but moreso because they were surrounding an already frightened Monodramon and making too many squeaking noises for anyone to concentrate on counting them at all.

“Who are you? Are you with us or with the humans?” One of the Tyutyumon inquired. “Not that you look like you could make much of a difference anyway, crippleboy.”

The rest of the mouse-like laughed a high-pitch laughter that could drive even a holyangemon to screaming at them to shut up. That didn’t happen, however, because Monodramon was already aware these digimon belonged to that army, and only more of them would come, with even more high-pitch squeaky voices.

“I-I…” Before Monodramon could complete any semblance of a reply, there was a bright light and out of nowhere appeared a holyangemon.

“SHUUUUUUT UP!” They screamed, blasting holy light all around Monodramon, instantly wiping out the rat digimon.

“Holyangemon, you were told to hold yourself back.” Another bright flash of light said, before revealing to be none other than one of the great royal knights, Lordknightmon! If his presence wasn’t a surprise enough after what the supposed leader of the supposed army supposedly made of rat digimon stated, the supposed royal knight then faced Monodramon directly while Holyangemon sulked in the background about how annoying the laughter of those rat digimon was, and how he just couldn’t take it any longer. Monodramon agreed with Holyangemon in that matter. “Your name is…Monodramon, correct?”

Monodramon nodded, unable to respond in any other manner since he was utterly speechless and utterly confused about the situation.

“As you may have guessed my name is Lordknightmon, and I am one of King Yggdrasil’s Royal Knights. I have come to deliver something unto you in face of this coming threat. King Yggdrasil has chosen YOU to be his champion in this war, and to defeat this army of pests.”

“ME?! But I’m gonna DIE if I try that! I won’t even accomplish anything, I’m too weak, I haven’t even ever digivolved into a champion! Why can’t you deal with this, you the royal knights?”

Lordknightmon seemed to freeze for a second, coughing and averting their gaze.

“This is our King’s…week off. He said he needed a breather and asked us royal knights to accompany and serve him in his vacation. So we can’t be dealing with this matter right now.” Lordknightmon coughed again. “BUT ANYWAY, here is how you’re gonna beat them, our king has prepared this for you, use it to gain power in order to defeat these enemies!”

Lordknightmon reached out a hand, and a piece of metal floated from their hand to Monodramon’s. It was really just a small metal plate, small enough to fit in the palm of his hand, and it was labeled “Cheat Code”. Monodramon looked up to the royal knight in confusion.

“Our king has chosen you as his champion. With that, you’ll be able to rewrite your own code to gain power.” Lordknightmon reminded. Only then did holyangemon turn back to them and he seemed pretty confused as well.

“Wait, wasn’t he just the closest replacement after that tamer refused because the cheat code didn’t work and Damedamon was too depressed to…”

“WHAT?!” Monodramon screamed in interruption. Lordknightmon quickly grabbed Holyangemon by the mouth and a glowing circle appeared on top of them.

“Oh goodness would you look at the time, we need to get to go lend our power to stop the digital world from imploding or something, come Holyangemon! Good luck champion!”

Lordknightmon then flew upwards as fast as she could, disappearing into the glowing circle which vanished as well.

It took a little bit of biting, shaking, singing, and several other things but Monodramon eventually managed to figure out just how the strange metal plate worked. If he had to go up against an army now, he would really need to gain that extra power. So naturally, the first thing Monodramon did when he finally worked out how to get said plate to work, was alter his own code to become the strongest being in existence. He immediately found himself using an ability that could allow him to suddenly digivolve into any of his future forms, and so he evolved into Jesmon, then upgraded his powers by several googles (look it up, that’s an actual number) of times. He then stabbed the ground, just as several more mice digimon appeared, now including Khumbiramon in their ranks. Several of them. It was time to see if he was f*ck*d or not.

“OS Generics!” Monodramon, now Jesmon, slowly waved the blades in his hands, causing hurricane-levels of wind to be blow away his surroundings, including the food he had so proudly stolen earlier. The sooner he was done with this, the better. Jesmon leaped into the air, causing a massive crater to form where he was just standing. “Walk on: Air!”

With this ability, Jesmon was able to now walk through the air like it was solid ground. He gazed down, seeing the army of mice digimon wrecking havoc and he thought to himself he might as well do the task he was told to do now that he had this overwhelming power.

“Summon Heaven’s Gate!” He simply called out, raining down strings of code into the world below. Rings of light appeared , and figures emerged from within them, Shoutmon X7 superior mode, at least two or three, about five of each omnimon type (so like, 500 omnimon’s, right?), milleniummon, among others. Why Yggdrasil would bother giving this power to anyone was beyond Jesmon’s comprehension at this point, but then at last, he spotted the leader of the digimon army, standing in front of a large digi-gate being guarded by two Craniamon. Jesmon flashed down to them, stabbed the two Craniamon with OS Generics, destroying them, then faced the leader, a digimon known as Kingchuumon.



“Wait, please, mercy! Do not destroy me, please, I swear to retreat and become a good digimon! I’ll even get a human partner if you want, please just spare me! We were just angry, so angry! The humans, they are constantly creating more gatomons with all those cat videos, we mouse-type digimon keep getting hunted and killed! You understand, right?”

For a moment, Jesmon stopped. He understood very well what it was like to do strange things out of fear. However, Kingchuumon then grinned.

“Your guard’s down, tail toxic destroyer!” His tails glowed green and he attempted to stab Jesmon, only for his tails to be pointlessly stopped by Jesmon’s armor. Jesmon sighed, feeling awful about this attempted betrayal. He decided to destroy him with his powerful attack.

“Apocalypse!” Energy quickly gathered into a large sphere in front of him.

“Like I’d let you bastard, cubic law!” To Jesmon’s surprise, his ability seemed to be caught by this strange green cube. Kingchuumon too no time to explain what was happening. “Haha, now this attack’s power shall strike you with the cubic times it’s power!”

Jesmon realized something then. If this ability was really increased that much, then the several google times he increased his own abilities would all in turn increase themselves by googles. Which meant…

Jesmon didn’t have time to even finish the thought…

And so ended the digital and human world alike.

Post Wordcount: About 1521
Final Wordcount: ABout 2315

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