MPC 51C - Titania Wright: Ace Defective
Jun 5, 2018 6:10:21 GMT
Post by Toriya Naoko on Jun 5, 2018 6:10:21 GMT
MPC Name: Order in the Court!
MPC Number: 51C
Reward Requested: Posts, please.
Titania never thought that life could ever get this absurd, but apparently, everything had been out to prove her wrong today. It wasn’t even anything remotely bad! See, she and Naoko were on their way to a courthouse because someone managed to get the poor fairy convicted...For stealing forty cakes.
From her parents’ pantry.
This was, as the great Kappyman once said, ‘Fragging stupid.’
“Soooo...what were the charges again? Stealing forty cakes?” “Apparently? But I can’t even fit a single cake in my hands, I’m too small and my post count isn’t even high enough for me to reach a form to hold a cake!”
“...What?”
“Nothing, just...uh. Please don’t say anything dumb in there because I have zero idea what the heck’s going on…?”
“Look, Ti, wha-” “MY NAME’S TITANIA YOU FRAGGING MORON.” “...Titania. I think the best thing we can hope for is that this doesn’t turn into that Phoenix Wright game you’ve been playing on my DS that Mizu got you.”
Except it was definitely going to be like that. See, after everyone had arrived at the Grand Terminus Courthouse, and after everyone most certainly got seated, they were treated to a very surprising sight.
See, you’d expect some old fart like a Barbamon or something to take the seat of the judge. This was not the case for this trial. No. Instead the courtroom was treated to a judge far more incompetent and horrid judge. A judge so horrid that his existence as a creature was called into question. A judge so awful...That he made Judge Judymon look good.
The judge...Was a Kotemon.
But not just any Kotemon. The Kotemon was…
“Frag yeah, this court’s definitely in session now.” “...But we haven’t even finished getting ready…” The Bailiff, a very concerned Mamemon, piped up. The Kotemon was indignant. “Too fragging bad, this is my stage now. I’m going to delete myself after this is over for stooping to the level of a fruit wearing degenerate.”
“Err...Your honor...Are you mentally well?” “No.” And then, Titania piped up! “That’s not even a judge at all, that’s just Uncle Kappy!” “Enragement child, I will cane you if you do not present order in this fine court of mine this instant. You are enraging my innards.”
Naoko kind of felt like this trial was already going to hell in a handbasket and that no matter what she did from the chairs, there was zero way to stop it. Mamemon just sighed. “Your honor…”
“The first witness to be called to the stand shall be the defendant’s father, which is…”
A long and heavy silence dawned upon the courtroom as Judge Kappy pulled out a note. “Some red lion kid thing. I don’t know. Who is this.” And then, Titania raised her hand. “Why did you call my dad? He’s not even at home seventy five percent of the time!” Right when the witness, a Coronamon with a white t-shirt with a big red exclamation point on it, stepped up to the stand.
Xu kinda forgot why he was here again but he kind of felt like he read about it in a letter and made a mental note to come over here? He peered around, quite searchingly. Something about forty cakes...Oh, hey, there’s his kid! He waved at Titania. “Hey, kiddo! Uh, sorry about the whole witness thing. You didn’t actually…” “Why would I steal FORTY CAKES from our own house?”
And a slam of something made of wood against more wood was heard. “Inhale my order, enragement courtroom.” Strangely enough? This managed to get them to quiet down. “Speak, catman.”
“...Kappy? Why are y-” “I said speak.” “Bu-” “Stop wasting everyone’s time and talk you worthless maggot.”
“YOUR HONOR!” Mamemon was horrified. “Inhale.” Said Kappy. “This isn’t even a proper trial anymore, it’s just...chaos…”
“...I wanna go home.” echoed Titania. “Hokay, so. I’m gonna start by noting that Titania kind of lives at my place so even if she did steal the forty cakes, it’s not really stealing since it’s technically ours?”
“Get off of this bench. Right now.” “But you called me up here!” “No. Off. Now.”
It was very quickly becoming apparent that this was one of, if not the most awful trials that Toriya Naoko had ever had the displeasure of witnessed. “Next witness...Hm. The defendant’s...aunt?”
And with those words, Titania felt her self-esteem drop at least seven whole levels, and seven more as the next witness came up. A single Lunamon with beady red eyes. Titania felt like she was about to be verbally torn into, but something curious happened.
The Lunamon took a single look at the judge.
The Lunamon flipped the judge off. “This fragging horse-slag is a kangaroo court, and I’m not having a single part in this. Everyone that has attended this is an imbecile, niece included.”
“Inhale my or-” “Nope.” “Bu-” “Nuh-uh. I refuse.” “Y-” “Bye.”
In what was probably the shortest non-testimony given, the Lunamon just walked off the witness stand and out of the courtroom like it was nobody’s business. And then the last witness just decided to plunge the courtroom into chaos by shouting before she had even come up!
“Hey, I saw that Tinkermon holding hands with a Betamon!”
“Wait, really?” “Wait, WHAT?!” “The law has presented it’s case, I pronounce this enragement fairy gui-”
Naoko had had enough. She just got up and shouted at the top of her lungs…
“HOLD IT!” She began. “This isn’t even a trial, it’s just a SHITSHOW of a kangaroo court! You can’t steal forty cakes if the forty cakes were yours to begin with!”
“Inhale my orde-” “SHUT THE HELL UP! You! You’re by far the most ABYSMAL judge in this goddamn world! Should just call you Judge Krappy or something!” “I said inhale my order, enragement child.”
And without any further delay, Naoko just flat out jumped the stand and grabbed Titania before escaping. It was a very crazy sight that probably got the two on the news, because Kappy decided to declare Titania guilty for the theft of forty cakes.
It was kind of stupid.
Like a lot of things.
“Okay, my paid cameo’s over, where’s my money? I even gave the enragement fairy a guilty verdict.”
...Nobody was actually paying him, though.
((This gave me actual cancer to write.))
MPC Number: 51C
Reward Requested: Posts, please.
Titania never thought that life could ever get this absurd, but apparently, everything had been out to prove her wrong today. It wasn’t even anything remotely bad! See, she and Naoko were on their way to a courthouse because someone managed to get the poor fairy convicted...For stealing forty cakes.
From her parents’ pantry.
This was, as the great Kappyman once said, ‘Fragging stupid.’
“Soooo...what were the charges again? Stealing forty cakes?” “Apparently? But I can’t even fit a single cake in my hands, I’m too small and my post count isn’t even high enough for me to reach a form to hold a cake!”
“...What?”
“Nothing, just...uh. Please don’t say anything dumb in there because I have zero idea what the heck’s going on…?”
“Look, Ti, wha-” “MY NAME’S TITANIA YOU FRAGGING MORON.” “...Titania. I think the best thing we can hope for is that this doesn’t turn into that Phoenix Wright game you’ve been playing on my DS that Mizu got you.”
Except it was definitely going to be like that. See, after everyone had arrived at the Grand Terminus Courthouse, and after everyone most certainly got seated, they were treated to a very surprising sight.
See, you’d expect some old fart like a Barbamon or something to take the seat of the judge. This was not the case for this trial. No. Instead the courtroom was treated to a judge far more incompetent and horrid judge. A judge so horrid that his existence as a creature was called into question. A judge so awful...That he made Judge Judymon look good.
The judge...Was a Kotemon.
But not just any Kotemon. The Kotemon was…
“Frag yeah, this court’s definitely in session now.” “...But we haven’t even finished getting ready…” The Bailiff, a very concerned Mamemon, piped up. The Kotemon was indignant. “Too fragging bad, this is my stage now. I’m going to delete myself after this is over for stooping to the level of a fruit wearing degenerate.”
“Err...Your honor...Are you mentally well?” “No.” And then, Titania piped up! “That’s not even a judge at all, that’s just Uncle Kappy!” “Enragement child, I will cane you if you do not present order in this fine court of mine this instant. You are enraging my innards.”
Naoko kind of felt like this trial was already going to hell in a handbasket and that no matter what she did from the chairs, there was zero way to stop it. Mamemon just sighed. “Your honor…”
“The first witness to be called to the stand shall be the defendant’s father, which is…”
A long and heavy silence dawned upon the courtroom as Judge Kappy pulled out a note. “Some red lion kid thing. I don’t know. Who is this.” And then, Titania raised her hand. “Why did you call my dad? He’s not even at home seventy five percent of the time!” Right when the witness, a Coronamon with a white t-shirt with a big red exclamation point on it, stepped up to the stand.
Xu kinda forgot why he was here again but he kind of felt like he read about it in a letter and made a mental note to come over here? He peered around, quite searchingly. Something about forty cakes...Oh, hey, there’s his kid! He waved at Titania. “Hey, kiddo! Uh, sorry about the whole witness thing. You didn’t actually…” “Why would I steal FORTY CAKES from our own house?”
And a slam of something made of wood against more wood was heard. “Inhale my order, enragement courtroom.” Strangely enough? This managed to get them to quiet down. “Speak, catman.”
“...Kappy? Why are y-” “I said speak.” “Bu-” “Stop wasting everyone’s time and talk you worthless maggot.”
“YOUR HONOR!” Mamemon was horrified. “Inhale.” Said Kappy. “This isn’t even a proper trial anymore, it’s just...chaos…”
“...I wanna go home.” echoed Titania. “Hokay, so. I’m gonna start by noting that Titania kind of lives at my place so even if she did steal the forty cakes, it’s not really stealing since it’s technically ours?”
“Get off of this bench. Right now.” “But you called me up here!” “No. Off. Now.”
It was very quickly becoming apparent that this was one of, if not the most awful trials that Toriya Naoko had ever had the displeasure of witnessed. “Next witness...Hm. The defendant’s...aunt?”
And with those words, Titania felt her self-esteem drop at least seven whole levels, and seven more as the next witness came up. A single Lunamon with beady red eyes. Titania felt like she was about to be verbally torn into, but something curious happened.
The Lunamon took a single look at the judge.
The Lunamon flipped the judge off. “This fragging horse-slag is a kangaroo court, and I’m not having a single part in this. Everyone that has attended this is an imbecile, niece included.”
“Inhale my or-” “Nope.” “Bu-” “Nuh-uh. I refuse.” “Y-” “Bye.”
In what was probably the shortest non-testimony given, the Lunamon just walked off the witness stand and out of the courtroom like it was nobody’s business. And then the last witness just decided to plunge the courtroom into chaos by shouting before she had even come up!
“Hey, I saw that Tinkermon holding hands with a Betamon!”
“Wait, really?” “Wait, WHAT?!” “The law has presented it’s case, I pronounce this enragement fairy gui-”
Naoko had had enough. She just got up and shouted at the top of her lungs…
“HOLD IT!” She began. “This isn’t even a trial, it’s just a SHITSHOW of a kangaroo court! You can’t steal forty cakes if the forty cakes were yours to begin with!”
“Inhale my orde-” “SHUT THE HELL UP! You! You’re by far the most ABYSMAL judge in this goddamn world! Should just call you Judge Krappy or something!” “I said inhale my order, enragement child.”
And without any further delay, Naoko just flat out jumped the stand and grabbed Titania before escaping. It was a very crazy sight that probably got the two on the news, because Kappy decided to declare Titania guilty for the theft of forty cakes.
It was kind of stupid.
Like a lot of things.
“Okay, my paid cameo’s over, where’s my money? I even gave the enragement fairy a guilty verdict.”
...Nobody was actually paying him, though.
((This gave me actual cancer to write.))
