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Post by Octavio on Oct 9, 2021 2:40:43 GMT
MPC Name: Imprisoned/Pot of Greed MPC Number: 91Z/75B Reward Requested: Posts (please transfer the reward to Hana's account)
“I blame you for this.”“Oh, bite me, you overgrown cephalopod.”Tartar and Octavio had been going at it like this ever since they ended up in this jail cell. Considering the large amount of animosity between the two, it was really only a matter of time before they ended up in this kind of situation. The Xros Army of four had gone to the market district of Terminus to do some grocery shopping and had split into two groups to speed things up with Octavio heading off with Tartar. However, an argument between the two ended up escalating to the point of trading blows. The resultant brawl between the ShogunOctomon and the Kokuwamon X had ended up with the two Digimon being arrested and tossed into this jail cell after they accidentally trashed a cabbage merchant’s cart. Honestly, it was pretty barebones in terms of set up, little more than reinforced concrete and sturdy iron bars to keep the prisoners in line. It was still good enough to hold the Xros General and mad scientist at the moment, due to the fact that Octavio had dropped his Xros Loader during their public brawl. “Ugh, this is why I never like to go anywhere with you. You have a tendency to overreact to even the smallest perceived insult.” Tartar complained.
“Just shut up and help me figure out a way for us to get out of here.” Octavio harshly responded as he searched the eager contents of their cell for anything that could aid in their escape. Their cell used an old-fashioned lock that needed a key to open, so they had to either find a way to grab the key hanging across the room or pick the lock to open the door.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2021 1:19:40 GMT
(Gimme posts, Sugar-Daddy Spire)
"Please let me out of here, Evil Wardens!" Matsuri yelled out for the umpteenth time, gripping the cell bars as tightly as she could with her tiny hands. "It wasn't my fault! I didn't realize that the ice cream wasn't free! And I only ran away from the police because you were all scary-looking monsters that were chasing me!"
But there wasn't any response. Meanwhile, behind her in the same cell, an Agumon was playing the harmonica. Where did he ever find a harmonica? One was probably hidden in jail cells across the Digital World or something. Though the sounds were muted as puffs of smoke came from the lizard Digimon's mouth and through the instrument. "It's all over for us..." Agumon noted. "We went from surviving on the harshest streets straight to the slammer. Well... at least we won't have to worry about finding a meal anymore..."
"No!" Matsuri protesting, spinning around to face the defeated Digimon. "I'm too young to be doing hard time! And I'm really bad at holding soap, and apparently that's something you don't wanna do here!" Not to mention, the little girl believed that if she got thrown in jail, then they might end up... calling her parents. But that couldn't happen, no matter what, because Matsuri didn't have parents anymore because she stopped existing! This was an absolute disaster!
But Matsuri didn't have to worry for very long. Because help was on the way! Sneaking her way into the facility in a cardboard box was... a Tokomon X. She had made her way into the cell blocks, and ran up to Matsuri's cell, passing by another cell with a machine Digimon and a Splatoon ripoff. "Toko! Toko!" She cried out ecstatically! But then the Tokomon realized that she needed to be quiet because this was a stealth mission. "Toko... Toko..."
"Mr. Piggybutt!" Matsuri exclaimed excitedly, her eyes lighting up. "We thought we lost you in the chase! Are you okay?"
"Toko!"
"And you managed to give the guards the slip?"
"Toko!"
"...And you managed to get the keys to break us out of here, and also managed to destroy any evidence of our ice cream theft?"
"Toko...?"
"Oh well, no one's perfect!" Matsuri reached through the cell bars and pulled the little Digimon through them, pulling her into a hug. Toko giggled, snuggling up to the little girl before sticking out her tongue. Matsuri's Xros Loader rested on it, suddenly giving Matsuri a foolproof plan out of here.
"Owie-zowies! S-Somebody help me! I'm in a lot of pain" Matsuri yelled out, clearly pretending to be in pain. She held her swollen belly, a suspiciously Tokomon-shaped bulge underneath her dress. "I... I'm about to give birth!"
"Huh!? Where's the egg!?" Agumon cried out in a panic, looking from left to right.
"It's in my tummy!"
"That's weird! Humans are weird!"
"But you wouldn't let a little girl have a baby inside of a jail cell, would you, Evil Wardens?" Matsuri yelled out, pretending to cry. "'Cause having a baby is really really messy, and it's gonna take you like, a year to clean the cell!"
Clearly, this was the best plan for getting out of here, and most definitely the best use for the Tokomon who could easily squeeze through the cell bars, grab the key, and give it back to Matsuri and get out of here. And definitely wouldn't draw attention and bring guards over and potentially bring attention to the other pair trying to get out of their respective jail cell.
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Post by Octavio on Oct 10, 2021 2:02:12 GMT
Octavio and Tartar hadn't paid much attention to the girl and the Agumon in the next cell, despite the fact that the Agumon's harmonica playing was rather hard to ignore. However, the two cellmates did end up putting their argument on hold as they saw the Tokomon X somehow manage to sneak its way into the cell block using a cardboard box of all things. What was this, a Metal Gear Solid game?!
"What."
The sight left the duo very confused, especially after the girl in the next cell over happened to know this Tokomon and had literally just pulled it into her cell through the bars.
"Well, that apparently just happened. Does that Tokomon just not have bones or... something..." Octavio asked, his voice trailing off for a moment before he came to a realization and facepalmed (facetentacled?). "Oh my god, I'm an idiot."
"For once, we agree on something." Tartar snidely remarked, only to earn a glare from the ShogunOctomon as he took off his golden helmet and tossed it to the Kokuwamon X.
"Hold this. Don't break it, or else I'll break you." Octavio coldly warned the Kokuwamon X, before literally squeezing himself through the bars of his cell and emerging on the other side with a soft 'plop'. It was a good thing that octopi had no bones and were well-known for squeezing through small places, or else that never would've worked.
Octavio quickly scuttled over to grab the keys to the cells, only to quickly turn towards the girl who was pretending to be about to give birth and was calling for the guards. "Kid, what are doing? We can't get out of here if you call the guards in here!"
"And what do we have here? A prisoner attempting a jailbreak in my prison?" An unfamiliar voice drawled out from behind Octavio, having a noticeable Southern drawl to it. Octavio turned around to look at the source of the voice, finding a Guardromon equipped with police lights on its shoulders standing right behind him. "I don't think so, bucko."
"Well, crap. Looks like you got me." Octavio said, before sighing. The ShogunOctomon started raising his tentacles in an apparent gesture of surrender before suddenly throwing the keys at Tartar and launching himself at the Warden's face. "Go go go!"
Tartar quickly took the opportunity to snatch the keys and unlock his cell door before exiting the cell and pausing, seemingly unsure as to whether he should help his General or simply make a break for it himself in order to regroup with Cecilia and Soundblaster.
WC: 725/4000
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2021 18:41:43 GMT
"If I'm about to give birth, then they'll let me go free, right? They wouldn't put a baby in the slammer, silly!" Matsuri explained as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Truly, a mind without parallel.
Unfortunately, a guard did come in, and the octopus Digimon freaking ruined it by trying to escape. And then he sorta succeeded in getting the keys and giving the robot a chance to break free, too. And that wasn't fair at all! Matsuri wanted to go free, too! But he didn't look like he was gonna free Matsuri. After all, they were filthy criminals who were in jail! Why would they help an adorable, innocent girl like Matsuri?
So Matsuri had to get herself out of here! So she shifted around uncomfortable until she managed to get Toko free from her dress, and pointed her Digivice towards Agumon. "Okay, Mr. Smokeyburps! You and Mr. Piggybutt are gonna have to work together in order to get us out of here! We're gonna have to break out of here the old fashioned style!" Using her Xros Loader, she dematerialized her two Digimon partners, reached through her cell bars, then re-materialized them outside of the cell, with Toko resting atop of Agumon's head. "Now it's time for Mr. Tigersaurus Rex! Rawr!" And with the light from her Digivice, her two Digimon began to glow with a bright light and fuse together, the Tokomon X on Agumon's head suddenly becoming a helmet while Agumon himself grew larger in size and formed blue stripes around his body. And soon the Agumon was no more, but instead standing before everyone was everyone's favorite Digimon, Greymon!
"Hold on just one second-toko..." Greymon cautioned, grabbing hold of the cell door and unceremoniously ripping it off, freeing the little girl withing.
Now, to those of you reading this, you're probably wondering something. You're probably wondering, "But ari, this is a jail cell in the largest city in the Digital World! A jail cell should be able to withstand a Champion's strength easily, don't you think? Also, you're looking very lovely today!"
And yes, I am looking lovely today. Thank you for noticing. But to answer your question, it's because Matsuri and Octavio were only Rookie-level in strength at the time, so they were thrown in a cell block specifically meant for Rookie-level Digimon. Due to budget cuts, layoffs, and all that other boring stuff I don't wanna BS right now, the fact of the matter is that it's easy to get out of if you're stronger than a Rookie! So stop thinking so hard and enjoy the story!
Anyways, before I was so rudely interrupted, reader (you should feel ashamed of yourself), Matsuri stepped out of her broken cell patting her Greymon companion's foot. "Okay, Mr. Tigersaurus Rex! We should get out of here while those other criminals are distracting the guard!"
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Post by Octavio on Oct 11, 2021 18:01:51 GMT
This girl is either an idiot, or completely insane, Tartar thought as he watched the Greymon tear the cell apart. The Kokuwamon X just facepalmed as he addressed Matsuri. " If you had a Xros Loader this whole time, then why didn't you just materialize your Agumon outside the cell and have him grab the keys earlier? If you had, we wouldn't have to deal with the Warden right now!""Tartar, either come here and help me or get out of here and find the rest of our squad! Don't just stand there like an idiot!" Octavio angrily yelled, still tightly latched onto Warden Guardromon's face with his tentacles, the Warden struggling to pry the octopus Digimon off of his face. "Oh, no you don't. Nobody's escaping this prison on my watch! SECURITY! JAILBREAK IN CELL BLOCK A! Get your sorry metal butts over here, pronto! WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO!" The Warden angrily yelled out as he started flashing his lights and blaring a police siren. The loud noise of the siren was surely alerting the rest of the guards of the two groups' escape attempt, so time was of the essence here if they wanted to avoid being swarmed by a bunch of angry Guardromons. "Alright, we need to leave NOW. No time to waste!" Tartar exclaimed as he moved to scoop up Matsuri in his arms and carry her over his head as he began running in the direction of the prison's exit. "You can be upset about this AFTER we escape from this place, child!"
"Dang it, when I gave you that choice I meant for you to help me, you backstabbing bucket of bolts!" Octavio yelled at Tartar's retreating form, before the Warden finally pried the ShogunOctomon off of his face and ended up flinging the cephalopod over onto the Greymon's back. "You know what? I can work with this. Let's go!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2021 4:19:17 GMT
Matsuri narrowed her eyes towards the machine Digimon as he attempted to criticize her brilliant plan. "Because my plan was a lot better, duh!" She replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world. For shame! This robot must be like, super dumb if he couldn't tell that Matsuri's plan was absolutely foolproof, and that it was only ruined by a bunch of fools who decided to escape while she was trying to pull it off!
The Evil Warden raised an alarm, which made things even more exciting! She was gonna get ready for a high speed chase now! She'd climb onto Mr. Tigersaurus Rex, then ride that dinosaur out of jail and into the sweet air of freedom! Now she had to go over and-
She was then swept up by Tartar as he began to make his escape. "Hey, let me go! I don't want to be kidnapped by a dirty criminal!" She kicked and punched at the metal Digimon with all her might... to about the same results as you would expect from a scrawny, malnourished preteen girl kicking a metal object.
And then the octopus Digimon leaped onto Greymon's back which caused them to shudder. "Th-that itches-toko!" They complained, instinctively trying to shake the suction-y Digimon General off of them to no avail. Then they started chasing after Tartar and Matsuri, yelling. "Matsuri, help! I don't wanna kidnap a dirty criminal-toko!" So thus began the event of a robot whisking away a little girl, while the girl's pet dinosaur charged after them and a talking octopus clinging onto their back.
This was a bit of strange day, wasn't it?
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Post by Octavio on Oct 13, 2021 18:17:20 GMT
"Okay, I can think of at least three things wrong with that sentence, tiny flesh child." Tartar irritably grumbled as Matsuri ineffectually kept hitting him while complaining about 'being kidnapped by a dirty criminal'. "First of all, we're only in here for disturbing the peace and accidental property damage, while you committed actual theft. That makes you more of a criminal than I am. Second, I am not dirty at all. I take great effort to keep my exterior plating clean and sanitized to avoid contaminating any samples I may interact with in my line of work. And third, I'm not kidnapping you, I'm rescuing you from this place. Once we get out of here, you'll be free to do whatever idiotic things you wish. So stop hitting me before I literally throw you!"
Meanwhile, Octavio was only marginally having better luck with the Greymon, due to his tentacles having a strong enough grip to keep from being flung off of the large dinosaur. "Calm down, big guy. I'm just catching a ride so we can break out of here together. Once we're free, we can go our separate ways and never have to see each other again. Deal?"
As that was going on, the Warden would pull out a walkie-talkie and radio his second-in-command, who happened to be a Deputymon. “Where in tarnation is that back-up, Derringer?!”
“Warden Gates, we have a bit of a situation at the front gates as well! We don’t have anyone else we can spare to help you!” The Deputymon panicked over the line, while a sound that was awfully close to bowling pins being knocked over could faintly be heard in the background. “Oh dear Yggdrasil, that has to hurt! I have to go, sir.”
The Warden paused in silence for a moment before putting away the radio and activating his rocket thrusters to chase after the four (five?) escaped prisoners. “Well, I guess I’ll just have to do this myself!”
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2021 10:20:38 GMT
"And there are four things wrong with the stuff you said, dummy!" Matsuri countered, her cheeks puffed up and pouty. "You're in jail, so that makes to a criminal! I'm an adorable little girl who just wanted free ice cream, so I'm not a criminal! Secondly, you're really dirty, 'cause..." She rubbed some dirt and gunk from her face and rubbed it onto the machine Digimon. "Because your dumb face is as dirty as your lying words! And third, you're touching me without my permission, and that's only something dirty kidnappers do!" She was quiet for a bit, then said, "Fourthly, you're a dumb, dumb, dummyhead who's dumb!" She considered sticking her tongue out at him, but had the good sense, and the dinosaur-riding experience, to realize that she'd probably just bite her tongue if she did that.
The Evil Warden was following them, probably because the people kidnapping her were really bad criminals, but Matsuri didn't want to get thrown back in jail. Instead she raised her Digivice and pointed it towards the Greymon. "Mr. Tigersaurus Rex! Switch to Attack Mode and beat up the Evil Warden!"
Greymon nodded, and suddenly his features... sharpened a bit. His horn became more pointed, and he became somewhat more... angular and jagged, somehow. It was a subtle difference, but a difference nonetheless. He spun around to face the pursuing Guardramon, and held up his arms as if he were ready to grapple with the robot.
"Normally I support local law enforcement unless given reason to do otherwise, so this isn't anything personal-toko!" The Greymon declared in a surprisingly intense, harsh tone. Except for the last "toko". That part was still adorable. Like a hiccup, really.
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Post by Octavio on Oct 17, 2021 20:47:52 GMT
"Why am I arguing with an obviously moronic child?" Tartar rhetorically asked, before his feet literally screeched to a halt after he registered Matsuri rubbing her grime on his near-pristine chassis. He would then slowly walk over to an empty cell, use his smaller secondary arms to unlock and open the door before dumping Matsuri inside and locking her in. Once that was done, the scientist would pull a handkerchief out of a storage compartment on his torso and clean off the grime Matsuri had smeared onto his plating, before addressing the young girl in an irritated tone that made it clear that his usual sense of professionalism was rapidly disappearing. "Fine. If you're going to act like a spoiled child, then you can sit in time-out like one. I'm washing my hands of you. Literally, in this case. Goodbye, you little brat."
Meanwhile, the Warden was not at all intimidated by the Greymon's intent to battle him him. In fact, he almost seemed... excited about it? "Your words are duly noted, Dino-boy! But don't think that your bulk means you'll win. I've been taking down troublemakers like you ever since I was fresh out of the police academy! I'll show you why they call me Ol' "Tank Engine" Gates! Hraaaahhhh!"The warden would then charge towards the Greymon before attempting to slide underneath the large dinosaur in order to try and grab the Greymon from behind and literally suplex him headfirst into the hard concrete floor of the prison. "Seismic Suplex!"Realizing that he was not in a good place to be right now, Octavio took the chance to bail while he still could, leaping off of the Greymon's back and ending up flopping to the ground face first next to Tartar. "I meant to do that!" Octavio claimed as he stood up and brushed himself off.
WC: 1675/4000 Move Used: Seismic Suplex: Warden Gates grabs an enemy from behind and suplexes them face-first into the ground for heavy damage. 2 post CD. 0/2
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2021 16:00:31 GMT
Unfortunately for Tartar, Matsuri was a slippery little brat, as his attempt to throw her in a cell went awry when the little girl hacked up a loogie and spat in the robot's eye, escaping his grasp entirely and sticking her tongue out at him as she backed away. She turned towards Greymon and pointed towards the robot. "Mr. Tigersaurus Rex! This guy's trying to do bad things to me!"
However, the Greymon was a tad busy at the moment, as a Guardromon was trying to suplex them and all. But the wonderful thing about being a dinosaur is that some wrestling moves don't work so good when you have a strong, beefy tail. Greymon just casually lashed out with his tail as he spun around and grabbed at the Guardromon instead, using his immense bulk to hurl the Guardromon towards the Kokuwamon X and the not-octomon. Considering this Greymon tossed him with the strength of a 3-cd move, in addition to having a 50% natural power boost, on top of having his power doubled for shifting modes, it would certainly be a massive blow.
However, the writer of this post hates doing all that annoying copy and pasting stuff for what doesn't need to be a combat thread, so it's definitely not going to show up on this part!
But Matsuri could definitely make things worse, though! "That guy tried to kidnap me, and in a jail, no doubt! He needs to be put back into a cell, evil warden!" It was the evil warden's job to put everyone back in their cells after all! Matsuri just needed to hold out for a couple minutes longer, then everything would be fine and dandy!
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Post by Octavio on Oct 20, 2021 16:54:26 GMT
After getting hit in the eye by Matsuri's loogie, Tartar froze up for a moment before twitching in sheer, barely-restrained anger.
"Screw it. Screw professionalism. Screw pride. Screw EVERYTHING." Tartar growled out, his optics flashing red as he spoke, and started marching towards Matsuri. "Kid, I'm going to kick your worthless butt so hard, you'll never be able to sit down for the rest of your rapidly shrinking lifespan."
Scratch that. It's actually completely unrestrained anger now.
As Tartar marched toward the young girl, Octavio would actually look at the two in concern before grabbing Tartar from behind and restraining him from attacking Matsuri. "Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's way too far, buddy! Kid, you should run. I've never seen him this angry before, and I don't know how long I can hold him back!"
Held back by the ShogunOctomon, the Kokuwamon X's angry speech had more-or-less devolved into electronic screeching of pure rage.
Meanwhile, Warden Gates could only watch with wide eyes as the Greymon casually stopped his attempted suplex and grabbed him. It was at this moment that the Guardromon knew he screwed up, and could only stare in horror as he was promptly chucked across the room by the Greymon.
However, his intended flight path of colliding with Tartar and Octavio would end up being knocked off course by a hatless Deputymon colliding with Warden Gates midflight and sending the two sprawling off to the side. Upon hitting the floor, the two prison guards would moan in a dazed heap as they tried to gather their wits about them.
The source of the flying Deputymon would reveal itself to be the grinning form of Cecilia and Soundblaster in their Rubescemon X2b form, popping their knuckles while wearing the Deputymon's stolen hat. "Well, howdy there, fellas. Sorry I'm late, had to get past the gate guards by using a Mamemon as a bowling ball. Not sure why you only had a Mamemon and a group of PawnChessmon guarding the gate, but it was certainly fun to do some impromptu bowling."
"Those were the ... new cadets. Today was their... orientation day." Warden Gates slowly mumbled from where he was laying on the concrete.
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Post by Spire on Jan 2, 2022 14:25:29 GMT
I think it's fair that since Octavio got halfway to the wordcount, they can get half the reward. However, we cannot award posts to characters other than the posters, that will have to be done separately through a post transfer request.
Octavio gets 30 posts!
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